Tom Boonen is a much better Belgian Cycling Hero than Johann Museeuw because

1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Isn't "bad toupee" redundant?

Besides, a mullet is better than a toupee only by a matter of degrees.
In fact, you could go so far as to say that it's not that it's better,
but rather it's not quite as bad. They're both bad.

Scott wrote:
Kurgan Gringioni wrote:

1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Isn't "bad toupee" redundant?

Besides, a mullet is better than a toupee only by a matter of degrees.
In fact, you could go so far as to say that it's not that it's better,
but rather it's not quite as bad. They're both bad.

The only advantage of a mullet is that it's "natural". The mullet: The
official hairstyle of the Munich working class.

"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
oups.com...
1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Museeuw does not wear a rug. He had his own hair transplanted years ago.

B. Lafferty wrote:
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
oups.com...
1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Museeuw does not wear a rug. He had his own hair transplanted years ago.


Well, that makes it sooo much better.

wrote in message
oups.com...

B. Lafferty wrote:
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
oups.com...
1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Museeuw does not wear a rug. He had his own hair transplanted years ago.


Well, that makes it sooo much better.


Doesn't it though? :-)

B. Lafferty wrote:
wrote in message
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B. Lafferty wrote:
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
egroups.com...

1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee

Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.

thanks,
K. Gringioni.

Museeuw does not wear a rug. He had his own hair transplanted years ago.

Well, that makes it sooo much better.

Doesn't it though? :-)

Next up: Hair in a Can!!!

~bob

Bill C wrote:
Kyle Legate wrote:
Scott wrote:
Kurgan Gringioni wrote:

1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Isn't "bad toupee" redundant?

Besides, a mullet is better than a toupee only by a matter of degrees.
In fact, you could go so far as to say that it's not that it's better,
but rather it's not quite as bad. They're both bad.

The only advantage of a mullet is that it's "natural". The mullet: The
official hairstyle of the Munich working class.

Hell Kyle you must feel right at home. It's also the official
hairstyle of "Habs" fans too isn't it?
Bill C

For the Hockey/Canada impaired Americans out the
http://www.guerillasports.com/article.php?article=266
http://www.habsworld.net/

With a tip of the mask to Magilla.
Bill C

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


I quite like NASCAR, actually....

On 4/13/06 1:36 PM, in article
et, "B. Lafferty"
wrote:


"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
oups.com...
1) he is more talented
2) he's younger
3) he hasn't been caught doping

and last but certainly not least

4) he doesn't have a bad toupee



Lucky for the Belgian sartorial sense that Boonen came along to rescue
the beleaguered country from the terrible fate of thinking that fake
hair is cool.

Now if only something could be done for the French.

They're both better than America though. We think that NASCAR and
redneckism is cool.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.


Museeuw does not wear a rug. He had his own hair transplanted years ago.



Is it his butt hair?? Must be.....
That¹s why it is so curly!