Why do cyclists wriggle so much?

Just incredible isn't it. You can never get a straight answer.

Cwispie is of course the grand master, but DavidR is a contender for the
title.

My first theory was that it could be caused by their brains sloshing
from side to side as they pedal furiously attempting to accelerate to 12mph.

I had to discount that, because few have any signs of having enough
brains to blow their hat off.

My current theory is that the alternate side to side chaffing caused by
thin saddles sets up a mental rhythm that remains long after cycling,
resulting in a disrupted thought process.



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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

On Wednesday, September 26, 2012 10:10:13 PM UTC+1, Dave VOR wrote:
Just incredible isn't it. You can never get a straight answer.

Cwispie is of course the grand master, but DavidR is a contender for the
title.

My first theory was that it could be caused by their brains sloshing
from side to side as they pedal furiously attempting to accelerate to 12mph.

I had to discount that, because few have any signs of having enough
brains to blow their hat off.


My current theory is that the alternate side to side chaffing caused by
thin saddles sets up a mental rhythm that remains long after cycling,
resulting in a disrupted thought process.

Dave,

Do you ever wonder why you spend so much time conversing with them? I thinks it says a lot about you.

"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
...
Just incredible isn't it. You can never get a straight answer.

Cwispie is of course the grand master, but DavidR is a contender for the
title.

My first theory was that it could be caused by their brains sloshing from
side to side as they pedal furiously attempting to accelerate to 12mph.

I had to discount that, because few have any signs of having enough brains
to blow their hat off.

My current theory is that the alternate side to side chaffing caused by
thin saddles sets up a mental rhythm that remains long after cycling,
resulting in a disrupted thought process.

It's the result of brain damage after falling off their bikes while not
wearing a helmet.