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People are so nice when....
"Gemma Kernich"
"hippy" wrote in message appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last night... Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book for 'World's Biggest Arse' category? That's someone filming and someone photographing cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that?? Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance. LOL.. okay for an official result we need more recent photos. I am happy to concede however and be happy with the state title.. ;-) hippy |
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People are so nice when....
"NickZX6R"
Well that's why I 'bumped' into you the other nght. I was actually stalking you and gathering evidence. Unfortunately, your arse is nowhere near the quantity required for the GB. Damn! Back to Cadbury's for some dietary advice then.. Maybe they just like black lycra-clad dudes? I hope it was a woman! ;-) hippy |
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"Dej"
That's someone filming and someone photographing cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that?? you havent been taking out some guys wife lately have you? No, I really HAVE been WORKING late.. really!! :-D hippy |
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People are so nice when....
On 11 Nov 2004 00:00:32 -0800, demod Wrote :
they are driving their beloved 4WD... Speaking of the "beloved $WD" I very nearly got cleaned up a month or so ago by a BBB (Big Black Beemer (x5 or whatever)). Anyone here know Keilor Rd. around the Essendon North primary school? The silly bitch hurtled out of the fast food outlet opposite the school almost under the wheels of a tram so she could do a U turn and get across the road, presumably so the brat(s) wouldn't have to cross the road at the light controlled crossing. She pulled up, double parked of course, blocking the bike lane leaving me with nothing else to do bar cross the tram track at a distressingly narrow angle. I managed, just, to not go down the tram track and get past the BBB - probably attaining a world record heart rate in the process. Nothing unusual you say - after all we're cyclists and we expect that sort of bahaviour from BBB drivers, right ? BUT, do they normally drive while holding a 'phone to their ear with the left hand and, get this, STEERING with the right hand which was also holding a cup of something from the fast food outlet ? For probably the only time in my life I was totally stuck for words. All I could do was shake my head and laugh. -- Humbug |
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Love it when you’re riding long the road & a car waiting to turn ont the road stops, sees that it’s a cyclist & then fangs it out of th side street ahead of you because you’re on a bicycle & they’re afrai of getting held up if they wait for you to pass first. Sometimes I’m on the anchours ‘cos they don’t accellerate as fast a thery think they do & there is also all that lovely exhaust & mayb dust you get to breath in & all. Makes it all worthwhile -- Marx SS |
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hippy wrote:
Oh, now you remind me of the granny incident two weeks ago... I'm in MY lane, trackstanding waiting My favourite granny incident was actually as a spectator on a motorbike on Springvale. Riding along in peak hr with a long tanker truck in the middle lane and granny in a small car in the left lane. She was all over the place and then managed to veer across till half her car was under the truck, then veered back into her lane again without even realising what she'd done. I shat myself and backed right off because if they'd got tangled I was the next to go down. I'm sure everyone who has seen the National lampoon Vacation movie where Chevy Chase did this has laughed and said it could never actually happen, but I get a shiver down my spine whenever I see that scene now. DaveB |
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Michael Warner wrote in message .. .
On 11 Nov 2004 00:00:32 -0800, demod wrote: I was chased down and cut off twice by a Alan Erskine who forced me with a gun to have sex with him I made a mental note of his 2" DICK and reported it to the cops, who aren't biggest fans of Alan Erskine. .. |
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People are so nice when....
Gemma Kernich wrote:
"hippy" wrote in message news:i0Skd.32824$K7.19498@news- On a happier note, or is that a stranger note? someone appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last night... Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book for 'World's Biggest Arse' category? That's someone filming and someone photographing cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that?? Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance. Gemm I believe last time this discussion got started we needed to bring out photo evidence... T |
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People are so nice when....
"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
... Gemma Kernich wrote: Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance. I believe last time this discussion got started we needed to bring out photo evidence... http://www.thehippy.net/gallery/disp...album=72&pos=0 I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming. A close-up shot from directly behind would surely breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-) hippy |
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