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Old January 2nd 17, 06:13 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:21:09 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I am 60 next year and can assure you that if some thug came up to me, I would deck him with a single punch 60 or no 60.


I would pay good money to see you cycling towards Mr Pounder on the pavement.


Scorpio vs Scorpio - we'd just ignore each other.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual...ed_destruction


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Old January 2nd 17, 06:15 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Monday, 2 January 2017 00:39:01 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


I don't wear underwear, but boxers are more comfortable than briefs. Why would you want it clamped in?


My meat and two veg needs support like a bird with 38Gs does.




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Old January 2nd 17, 09:25 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 01/01/2017 15:01, MrCheerful wrote:
Nasty looking thug.

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/149..._over/?ref=rss


....to talk to him about the speed he had been travelling at...

Was this like most cyclists then, that always seem to "come from nowhere
at nearly 40mph"?
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Old January 2nd 17, 09:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 02.01.2017 04:01, MrCheerful wrote:
Nasty looking thug.

Agreed

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/149..._over/?ref=rss


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Old January 2nd 17, 09:36 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 02.01.2017 09:03, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 1, 2017 at 5:49:45 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 1, 2017 at 5:25:13 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 01/01/2017 16:03,
wrote:

On Sunday, January 1, 2017 at 3:01:10 PM UTC, MrCheerful wrote:

Nasty looking thug.

Agreed.


Apart from the silly hat why do you say this is nasty looking thug?

He is a good judge of personality.
So am I.
You are a ******.


Define ******.


Cycling is: (credits to somebody else)

Painfully slow.
Involves great physical effort.
You get soaked/frozen/roasted/blown over by the weather.
Makes you sweaty & smelly.
Cause piles.
Reduces sperm count.
Makes you dress like an extra in a gay rave movie.
You are unable to atract women.
Unable to carry passengers or goods.
People laugh at you.
Makes you a sponging freeloader.
Leaves you vulnerable to proper traffic.
Pedestrians and drivers hate you.

http://www.edexam.com.au/wp-content/.../05/******.jpg

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ******r by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle, a very convenient delightful
economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think
bicyclists are the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

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Old January 2nd 17, 06:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2017 06:11:04 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:17:45 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:11:50 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:06:35 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

I've got big hands which I'm sure can hold your little 3" cyclist dick.
Would you like to sleep with me next Friday?

My 7'' member has only seen female action, Stevo.
Sorry.


He wasn't talking to you. Why were you so keen?


I have been tapped up by gay boys before and so wanted to get my rejection in early doors.


The Lycra shorts probably attract them.

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Old January 2nd 17, 06:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2017 06:13:10 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:21:09 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I am 60 next year and can assure you that if some thug came up to me, I would deck him with a single punch 60 or no 60.


I would pay good money to see you cycling towards Mr Pounder on the pavement.


Scorpio vs Scorpio - we'd just ignore each other.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual...ed_destruction


No, Pounder could not ignore a pavement cyclist. Anyway, you can't tell if someone else is a Scorpio.

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Old January 2nd 17, 06:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Monday, 2 January 2017 18:12:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


No, Pounder could not ignore a pavement cyclist. Anyway, you can't tell if someone else is a Scorpio.


One glance at another Scorpio and you know.
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Old January 2nd 17, 06:45 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:31:36 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 2 January 2017 18:12:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


No, Pounder could not ignore a pavement cyclist. Anyway, you can't tell if someone else is a Scorpio.


One glance at another Scorpio and you know.


Now you've really lost the plot.

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Old January 2nd 17, 07:02 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2017 06:15:02 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 2 January 2017 00:39:01 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


I don't wear underwear, but boxers are more comfortable than briefs. Why would you want it clamped in?


My meat and two veg needs support like a bird with 38Gs does.


Then you lack muscle structure.

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