What you don't want to hear...

What are the things that you want to hear the least? im talking about
the worst thing you could think of to happen to anyone or anything.
Tacoing your giraffe is an example. I'll start.

I never ever want to hear anyone say, " blah blah... tacoed my ultimate
wheel ... blah blah"

Respond to the best of your imagination!


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shadowuni wrote:
*What are the things that you want to hear the least?

Respond to the best of your imagination! *
This is, of course, off topic, but after watching ER religiously for the
past however many years I've long decided that "get the rib spreader" is
definitely the thing I'd like least to hear.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ


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JJuggle wrote:
*"get the rib spreader"*


I had a mouthful of coffee when I read that. Nearly sprayed it all over
my keyboard!


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Although there are many worse things...
" Broke My Kh Crank!!!!!!!!!"

is pretty bad.

"here comes the clown" is pretty bad as well

Daniel


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Are you pinkman junior?!

How do you ride that thing?

Do you wanna be in the circus?

Are you a clown?

You gotta put that on the bike rack (even though the bike rack only
takes tires less han 2.3" wide, and there are more bolts on my seatclamp
than people on the bus).

Can you really ride that thing? (No, it's just a fashion statement)

And you're sober, too?!

Land the 46" pedalgrab or the lady gets it!

Mabey putting my foot in front of this rushing unicyclist is a good
idea!

P.S. I've actually seen a Giraffe "taco'd". SOmeone was performing a
freestyle routine that included some giraffe hopping, and the giraffe
bent about 35 degrees. He just hopped off and continued with a
bewildered look.

Do this...

Note, all but the 46" pedalgrab remark I've heard at some time or
another said to me.

And, the one that tops them all (In least desirablility): "...And John
Ashcroft (or any major pat of Bush's cabinet, or Bush himself) is
elected for President in a landslide!!!"


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gerblefranklin wrote:
*Are you pinkman junior?!
*


Pinkman!!! I've heard of him! Doesn't he unicycle around Berkeley in a
pink leotard or something?


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I think we were all waiting to hear someone say 'THIS'
(http://tinyurl.com/3248f).


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