#1
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) More ? |
Ads |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
Montesquiou wrote in message ... For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. Benjo |
#3
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news: ... Montesquiou wrote in message ... For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. Benjo Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine... http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law... |
#4
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
Montesquiou wrote in message ... "benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news: ... Montesquiou wrote in message ... For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. Benjo Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine... http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like that deserves to be acquitted. BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law... That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross. Benjo |
#5
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news: ... Montesquiou wrote in message ... "benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news: ... Montesquiou wrote in message ... For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. Benjo Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine... http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like that deserves to be acquitted. BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law... That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross. Benjo LOL ! |
#6
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
Montesquiou wrote:
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : More ? When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...ct04/oct10news |
#7
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
"Dwayne" wrote in message ups.com... Montesquiou wrote: For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : More ? When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the Nobel Prize for literature? Benjo |
#9
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
Montesquiou wrote: For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : More ? Please do not exclude the classic Frank Vandenbrouke excuse (from CyclingNews 3/1/2002): Judge Christian Du Four questioned both Vandenbroucke and Bernard 'Dr Mabuse' Sainz in Termonde today regarding the discovery of several forbidden products (erythropoetin, morphine and clenbuterol) in VDB's home. Sainz was questioned about the large quantity of syringes and bottles that were found in his car by police after he was booked for speeding on the E17 motorway on Wednesday. Both men were "evasive" during the questioning, but Vandenbroucke is reported (from Dutch news) to have said that the EPO was for his dog. Other sources report that VDB said the clenbuterol was for his dog. The dog must be in bad shape. |
#10
|
|||
|
|||
For my collection
benjo maso wrote:
My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. I don't see what's so strange about that. You can't tell me that you've never visited your father-in-law's house, you were hungry and decided to bake one of his pets and eat it. Happens to me all of the time... R |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
{Melb} Farren Bicycle Collection + Mountain Goat Brewery | Dave A | Australia | 10 | May 8th 06 03:10 AM |
Paul's video clip collection | unicus | Unicycling | 2 | May 16th 05 03:13 PM |
FS: International Cycle Sport magazine collection | BW | Marketplace | 0 | January 4th 05 09:09 PM |
Traffic tantrum: another one for Howard's collection | Just zis Guy, you know? | UK | 5 | November 28th 04 11:00 PM |
CAMPAGNOLO DERAILLEUR COLLECTION ON EBAY | Richard Sachs | Marketplace | 0 | August 28th 04 06:02 PM |