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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy" 9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor 8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow" 7. "Uh...global warming?" 6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?" 5. "French *******s must have dosed my quiche" 4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline" 3. "Hulk no need excuse" 2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser" 1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis" |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
Hell and High Water wrote: 10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy" 9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor 8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow" 7. "Uh...global warming?" 6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?" 5. "French *******s must have dosed my quiche" 4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline" 3. "Hulk no need excuse" 2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser" 1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis" I like the last two. Seriously though, blood boosting I can see. Sounds like pretty remarkable gains can be had. But a patch on your balls over night? For real, how much different would his performance have been with VERSUS without? Micro doses of tes CANT make a hill of freaking beans difference. The power of the mind in that sort of situation has to be worth a measurable percentage advantage in what you can do. Some silly sticker on your ball sack aint gonna do ****. Whether he did or not, he was Floyd GODDAMN Landis on that day, and ripped their ****ing legs off. End of story. The rest is semantics. J thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
jerry in vermont wrote:
:: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
The presence of what the International Cycling Union described as "an
unusual level" of the drug does not bode well for Landis, but what everyone is forgetting is that he cannot be judged guilty of cheating until the second of two urine samples has been tested. http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index....ID=2&subID=775 Roger Zoul wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: :: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
Old Boy wrote: The presence of what the International Cycling Union described as "an unusual level" of the drug does not bode well for Landis, but what everyone is forgetting is that he cannot be judged guilty of cheating until the second of two urine samples has been tested. http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index....ID=2&subID=775 Roger Zoul wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: :: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... My point is that no sticker on his privates is gonna turn him into this roided out machine who can rip 7 minutes out of the whole field. MAYBE a blood doping routine could. Bottom line is he let his legs do the talking, and to belittle that by saying, oh, well, he took nanograms of tes the night before, that explains it, is STUPID. If he doped, he should be kicked out on his ass. If he admitted to doing tes the night or days before the stage 17 victory, THAT WOULD NOT CHANGE THE NATURE OF THAT RIDE. I dont see how, biologically, it COULD. He got the time cause he ****ing attacked with 130ks to go and the field let him. If they had chased earlier, they probably would have gotten him. its not like it was a 200k TT and he took 7 minutes out of the next best guy. It was a ****ing road race and if people dont get that, they are watching the wrong sport already. Man, this whole mess is ****ING ME OFF. WTF, i just want to watch ****ing bike racing WTF. We were better off in the Lemond years when we didnt know. J |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
Roger Zoul wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: :: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... It's like other workplaces: you have to decide whether you're going to be a top or a bottom. Then you do what you have to do... |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
jerry in vermont wrote: Hell and High Water wrote: 10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy" 9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor 8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow" 7. "Uh...global warming?" 6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?" 5. "French *******s must have dosed my quiche" 4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline" 3. "Hulk no need excuse" 2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser" 1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis" I like the last two. Seriously though, blood boosting I can see. Sounds like pretty remarkable gains can be had. But a patch on your balls over night? For real, how much different would his performance have been with VERSUS without? Micro doses of tes CANT make a hill of freaking beans difference. The power of the mind in that sort of situation has to be worth a measurable percentage advantage in what you can do. Some silly sticker on your ball sack aint gonna do ****. Whether he did or not, he was Floyd GODDAMN Landis on that day, and ripped their ****ing legs off. End of story. The rest is semantics. J thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. It sucks because so many of these tests only show what is in the blood serum, not whether anyone is DOPING or not. Are you on dope? You sound like it. Your bud Page totally clean then ehh? -Ken |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
jerry in vermont wrote: Old Boy wrote: The presence of what the International Cycling Union described as "an unusual level" of the drug does not bode well for Landis, but what everyone is forgetting is that he cannot be judged guilty of cheating until the second of two urine samples has been tested. http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index....ID=2&subID=775 Roger Zoul wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: :: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... My point is that no sticker on his privates is gonna turn him into this roided out machine who can rip 7 minutes out of the whole field. MAYBE a blood doping routine could. Bottom line is he let his legs do the talking, and to belittle that by saying, oh, well, he took nanograms of tes the night before, that explains it, is STUPID. If he doped, he should be kicked out on his ass. If he admitted to doing tes the night or days before the stage 17 victory, THAT WOULD NOT CHANGE THE NATURE OF THAT RIDE. I dont see how, biologically, it COULD. He got the time cause he ****ing attacked with 130ks to go and the field let him. If they had chased earlier, they probably would have gotten him. its not like it was a 200k TT and he took 7 minutes out of the next best guy. It was a ****ing road race and if people dont get that, they are watching the wrong sport already. Man, this whole mess is ****ING ME OFF. WTF, i just want to watch ****ing bike racing WTF. We were better off in the Lemond years when we didnt know. J J -- you make a LOT more sense now. Cheers! and like you, I am damned ****ed as well. -Ken |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
If blood doping could make anyone rip 7 minutes out of the entire
field, we would certainly have seen it by now. jerry in vermont wrote: Old Boy wrote: The presence of what the International Cycling Union described as "an unusual level" of the drug does not bode well for Landis, but what everyone is forgetting is that he cannot be judged guilty of cheating until the second of two urine samples has been tested. http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index....ID=2&subID=775 Roger Zoul wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: :: thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. I'm quickly coming to agree with this..... My point is that no sticker on his privates is gonna turn him into this roided out machine who can rip 7 minutes out of the whole field. MAYBE a blood doping routine could. Bottom line is he let his legs do the talking, and to belittle that by saying, oh, well, he took nanograms of tes the night before, that explains it, is STUPID. If he doped, he should be kicked out on his ass. If he admitted to doing tes the night or days before the stage 17 victory, THAT WOULD NOT CHANGE THE NATURE OF THAT RIDE. I dont see how, biologically, it COULD. He got the time cause he ****ing attacked with 130ks to go and the field let him. If they had chased earlier, they probably would have gotten him. its not like it was a 200k TT and he took 7 minutes out of the next best guy. It was a ****ing road race and if people dont get that, they are watching the wrong sport already. Man, this whole mess is ****ING ME OFF. WTF, i just want to watch ****ing bike racing WTF. We were better off in the Lemond years when we didnt know. J |
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Top Ten Landis Excuses - Letterman
k.papai wrote: jerry in vermont wrote: Hell and High Water wrote: 10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy" 9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor 8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow" 7. "Uh...global warming?" 6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?" 5. "French *******s must have dosed my quiche" 4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline" 3. "Hulk no need excuse" 2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser" 1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis" I like the last two. Seriously though, blood boosting I can see. Sounds like pretty remarkable gains can be had. But a patch on your balls over night? For real, how much different would his performance have been with VERSUS without? Micro doses of tes CANT make a hill of freaking beans difference. The power of the mind in that sort of situation has to be worth a measurable percentage advantage in what you can do. Some silly sticker on your ball sack aint gonna do ****. Whether he did or not, he was Floyd GODDAMN Landis on that day, and ripped their ****ing legs off. End of story. The rest is semantics. J thinks pro cycling ****ing sucks. It sucks because so many of these tests only show what is in the blood serum, not whether anyone is DOPING or not. Are you on dope? You sound like it. Your bud Page totally clean then ehh? -Ken What are you talking about? I am sorta dense sometimes, but did I change my opinion somewhere in this thread? And I called Page and told him he should ****ing quit this ****ing sport right ****ing now before something freakish like this happens to him, too. The risk is not worth the reward unless you are Lance or at the Lance level making huge bucks. Anyone who is in a position to win a bike race and thus be drug tested is playing a dangerous game for NOTHING. Look at whats his name who popped for an approved sinus medication, which produces illegal metabolites or something. Just some 2 bit US based pro like JP with a runny ****ing nose. Do you want to live with the possibility of some giant cloud hanging over you the rest of your LIFE cause you tried to race bikes instead of working? So you win your little bike race, something that no one in the real world gives a **** about, like US cyclocross nationals. You put your body thru all kinds of hell in training, then you have some freak collaps like Floyd did, or say...FOOD POISONING, and then you race anyway, cause you are a fighter. You have turned your whole body on its head, and then some stupid little ratio of some other wierd anomoly pops some drug test that some 10 dollar an hour lab employee did on the Monday after the race. You dont have money to fight it, you have to just go away. You look forward to people who you knew back in the day saying, hey, your that guy right? I remember you... Then they say, you popped a drug test right? Not, you won the amateur criterium championships...seriously. **** THAT. Do you look back on that in ten years and think it was worth it for the shot at "glory" or do you wish you had just stuck to landscaping and ridden mountain bikes on the weekend with the rest of us? The sport is ruined an good people should get the **** out of it. People with nothing to loose, morally, should just feel free to keep racing. J still blowing sunshine... |
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