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Old January 4th 18, 05:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Frank Krygowski[_4_]
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I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles are
now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?

--
- Frank Krygowski
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Old January 4th 18, 06:10 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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On Thursday, January 4, 2018 at 9:21:57 AM UTC-8, Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles are
now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?


Crap, I better move. Europe is the killing fields -- don't use it as a yardstick for what is or is not safe. https://nltimes.nl/2016/04/12/nether...u-hurt-traffic Remember Thalidomide? That was a European thing. QED.

I've actually known people who died. It was tragic and could have been avoided had they lived.

-- Jay Beattie.
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Old January 4th 18, 06:48 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Ralph Barone[_4_]
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Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles are
now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?


I'm glad I got my childhood out of the way early on. That sticker just
prohibited almost all of my early cycling activities.

Good thing they didn't mention riding on snow and ice :-)

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Old January 4th 18, 08:32 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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On 01/04/2018 06:48 PM, Ralph Barone wrote:
Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

==================== WARNING! Do not ride bikes at night! Do not
ride bikes when it's wet outside! Always ride with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved helmet! do not stunt or jump with this bicycle.
Read and obey your Owner's Manual! =====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently
puddles are now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in
Europe?


I'm glad I got my childhood out of the way early on. That sticker
just prohibited almost all of my early cycling activities.

Good thing they didn't mention riding on snow and ice :-)


What!? Even my shoes have a warning sticker about use on slippery
surfaces! Shocking.
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Old January 4th 18, 06:58 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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On Thursday, January 4, 2018 at 6:21:57 PM UTC+1, Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles are
now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?

--
- Frank Krygowski


There are no warning stickers on kids bikes here.

Lou
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Old January 4th 18, 08:29 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Tosspot[_3_]
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On 01/04/2018 05:21 PM, Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles are
now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?


Not ime. Are pedestrians and bath users also warned about the dangers
of their activities?

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Old January 4th 18, 09:56 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Frank Krygowski[_4_]
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On 1/4/2018 3:29 PM, Tosspot wrote:
On 01/04/2018 05:21 PM, Frank Krygowski wrote:
I saw a new version of the safety sticker on a kid's bike:

====================
WARNING!
Do not ride bikes
at night! Do not ride
bikes when it's wet
outside! Always ride
with an ANSI, Snell,
or ASTM approved
helmet! do not stunt
or jump with this
bicycle. Read and
obey your Owner's
Manual!
=====================

"Do not ride when it's wet outside" is new to me. Apparently puddles
are now deadly.

I'm curious: Does this sort of nonsense get stuck on bikes in Europe?


Not ime.Â* Are pedestrians and bath users also warned about the dangers
of their activities?


No, they get no warnings - or at least, very few. But this is a country
where inane warning labels are everywhere. It's easy to find examples:

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photo...warning-labels

Bicycles get special treatment, though. 30 years of propaganda have been
used to portray bicycles as insanely dangerous.


--
- Frank Krygowski
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Old January 4th 18, 10:01 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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Opiods in Ohio ?
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Old January 4th 18, 10:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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On 1/4/2018 4:01 PM, wrote:
Opioids in Ohio ?


Yep, see the girl in the alley behind Frank's house.

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