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Old August 23rd 19, 10:23 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Lives in a shed .......................... tosser/cyclist.

A man who said he lives in a shed off Red Bank Road,Bispham appeared in
court and admitted interfering with a parked car.

Matthew Ayres, 37, admitted the offence when he appeared before magistrates.

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His lawyer Steven Townley told the court his client was cycling through
Blackpool when it started pouring down.

“He was wet through and tried a car door hoping to get some shelter.

“The door was open and he got in,” said the lawyer.

Pam Smith, prosecuting, said a woman had seen Ayres trying car doors and
called police who arrested him. Ayres was fined Ł40 and magistrates ruled he
would not have to pay the amount as he had spent two nights in the cells.


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Old August 23rd 19, 10:29 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 8/23/2019 2:23 AM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Lives in a shed .......................... tosser/cyclist.

A man who said he lives in a shed off Red Bank Road,Bispham appeared in
court and admitted interfering with a parked car.

Matthew Ayres, 37, admitted the offence when he appeared before magistrates.

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His lawyer Steven Townley told the court his client was cycling through
Blackpool when it started pouring down.

“He was wet through and tried a car door hoping to get some shelter.

“The door was open and he got in,” said the lawyer.

Pam Smith, prosecuting, said a woman had seen Ayres trying car doors and
called police who arrested him. Ayres was fined ÂŁ40 and magistrates ruled he
would not have to pay the amount as he had spent two nights in the cells.


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Old August 23rd 19, 05:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, August 23, 2019 at 10:23:25 AM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Lives in a shed .......................... tosser/cyclist.

A man who said he lives in a shed off Red Bank Road,Bispham appeared in
court and admitted interfering with a parked car.

Matthew Ayres, 37, admitted the offence when he appeared before magistrates.

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His lawyer Steven Townley told the court his client was cycling through
Blackpool when it started pouring down.

“He was wet through and tried a car door hoping to get some shelter.

“The door was open and he got in,” said the lawyer.

Pam Smith, prosecuting, said a woman had seen Ayres trying car doors and
called police who arrested him. Ayres was fined ÂŁ40 and magistrates ruled he
would not have to pay the amount as he had spent two nights in the cells.


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