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I live in west philly, so ive heard... Kid: yo, that man chillin on 30's Me: actually its a 36 Kid: Aw, snap! Also, my personal favorite from an old lady: "I been done busted my a$$ tryin' to ride that!" The meaning here is obviously that she would get hurt if she tried, but has english been degraded so far as that's what comes out of your mouth when you try to say it? -- shadowuni - Crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery "No one is taller than the last man standing" My Give-A-Damn's Busted "Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?" - Cop (I 3 Coker) "Maybe it means I have less than three cokers" - Klaas Bil "I think it means I AM less than three cokers" - Daino149 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ shadowuni's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4806 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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"Can you do any tricks on that?"--a lady after watching me hop up a bench and do a unispin -- litldude2 - Spencer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ litldude2's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/6134 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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While tackling a technical, rocky descent on Mount Tamalpais: "Does your mom know you do that?" -- tholub - Kinetic Sculptor ------------------------------------------------------------------------ tholub's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/804 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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While riding Tom Lee Park downtown Memphis, TN next to the might Mississippi River... guy: Where's the other half of your bike? me: What? This is my bike. I just took off all the useless accessories! -- Jombo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jombo's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/9527 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Yesterday while riding a bridge over a freeway, a guy in his pickup truck opens the passenger window. He leans out while matching my 13mph and passes me his business card. He says, "Please take this and call me. I gotta get me one of those." And he takes off. Turns out he and his son have been riding for years; they own many unicycles but have never heard of Cokers, unicycle.com, unicyclist.com etc. ---Nathan -- nathan - BIG rides: Muni & Coker ------------------------------------------------------------------------ nathan's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/251 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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a month ago I rode through (literally) a posse of youngsters . I saluted them politely : the gang alpha male was baffled and exclaimed "Well man that's FRESH!" -- wobbling bear - GranPa goes-a-wobblin' One Wheel : bear necessity ------------------------------------------------------------------------ wobbling bear's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3716 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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I got a "whoooaaaa duuuuuuuude" last weekend. Felt better than all the usual negative remarks -- rob.northcott - OK as long as it's not too windy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ rob.northcott's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7436 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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nathan wrote: * He leans out while matching my 13mph and passes me his business card. He says, "Please take this and call me. I gotta get me one of those."* that is a very kewl way to gain a new unicyclist, or two Happy (belated) Birthday, John! -- GILD - Waffle-Tosser and Time-bider if you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.-- 'alice' (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?) 'roosevelt' (http://tinyurl.com/963jr) longworth I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.-- William H. Mauldin ...using nietzsche's metaphysics to escape from christianity...-'metro_tramp on the value of metaphysics' (http://tinyurl.com/4sjw6)- it's hard to be sure, and good to be paranoid...john childs on life on the internet 'NAMASTE!' (http://tinyurl.com/4qcxw) 'Dave' (http://tinyurl.com/ywxgb) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ GILD's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/657 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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-Riding to do errands in February with cycling tights on....- Woman in line in post office: "Wow! How do you get legs like that? Really nice! I work out all the time and still have chicken legs." "Bicycling and unicycling, mostly unicycling." Woman behind counter: "Yeah, he rides all over the place." Made my day. -- U-Turn - As long as my feet keep movin'... Weep in the dojo... laugh on the battlefield. 'LiveWire Unicycles' (http://www.livewireunicycles.com) 'Strongest Coker Wheel in the World' (http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/albup39) '29er Tire Study' (http://u-turn.unicyclist.com/29erTireStudy/) 'New York Unicycle Club' (http://www.newyorkunicycle.com) -- Dave Stockton ------------------------------------------------------------------------ U-Turn's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/691 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Kid at my school: "That's for babies!" (referring to unicycle) My reply: "If so, you must be able to do it." Kid: "I can do it, but I'm not gonna show ya!" -- tylercox - Unicycling Bawls Lover ~*~*~*Fueled by BAWLS!*~*~*~ A call to Albertsons: "Miss, do you have Bawls?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ tylercox's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/6120 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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