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A complete dickhead
OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne.
After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him (disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop. And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed cops that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he is saying **** like "I just wanted to get home". By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just ploughed right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead. Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up. --- DFM |
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A complete dickhead
I encountered a higher than usual quota of dickheads this week. Must be
something to do with Mars being so close I reckon. - L |
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I encountered a higher than usual quota of dickheads this week. Must be
something to do with Mars being so close I reckon. - L |
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A complete dickhead
DFM,
you have a bigger set of balls than me... You'd be bloody crazy to ride out in front of a ****ed off motorist in order to slow him/her to a stop.... then again, you were riding with Critical Mass, as previously mentioned.... "Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in message ... OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne. After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him (disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop. And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed cops that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he is saying **** like "I just wanted to get home". By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just ploughed right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead. Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up. --- DFM |
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DFM,
you have a bigger set of balls than me... You'd be bloody crazy to ride out in front of a ****ed off motorist in order to slow him/her to a stop.... then again, you were riding with Critical Mass, as previously mentioned.... "Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in message ... OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne. After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him (disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop. And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed cops that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he is saying **** like "I just wanted to get home". By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just ploughed right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead. Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up. --- DFM |
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A complete dickhead
"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
message news:QEI3b.1949 After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having Holy sh*& I own a grey Peugeot!! Oh.. a car, sorry my mistake. :-P My Peugeot had a flat tyre anyway... hippy |
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A complete dickhead
"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
message news:QEI3b.1949 After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having Holy sh*& I own a grey Peugeot!! Oh.. a car, sorry my mistake. :-P My Peugeot had a flat tyre anyway... hippy |
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A complete dickhead
Cops on Bikes 1, Complete Dickheads- Nil
Say no more! -- -------------------------- Posted via cyclingforums.com http://www.cyclingforums.com |
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A complete dickhead
Cops on Bikes 1, Complete Dickheads- Nil
Say no more! -- -------------------------- Posted via cyclingforums.com http://www.cyclingforums.com |
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A complete dickhead
Only found out 'bout this later. Was waiting down at lights on Epsom.
But there was much admiration among the assembled cyclists of how the cycle cops cranked up into big gear _really fast. Ex track cyclists? Apparentely Russ is a ex-courier Must wear something more gale-friendly next time. A Cat Suit in four inch red shagpile ain't very aerodynamic -- it's all a creeping beige conspiracy -------------------------- Posted via cyclingforums.com http://www.cyclingforums.com |
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