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10 Laws of Cycling
Ten Laws of Cycling:
1. Tyler is innocent. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. 6. Religious people are gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Save the turkeys, Magilla |
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"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: Bored, so I'll cut up a bit. Quick and dirty. 1. Tyler is innocent. I don't know. I hope he is for Tugboats sake. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Jeff is just trying to survive on coffee and bread, but maybe he has upgraded to danish. Sara, yeah, seemed like a fluke win, I blame Judith and her finger. Lung-Skag is wheel sucker too and she's butt ugly. Sara is cuter. 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Pople, what is a Pople? Way too many things are called gay today. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. Watch the Passion, if you haven't seen it. 6. Religious people are gay. Right, everything is gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. Could be. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. yes, no one can beat Lance when he wants to make a point. I am still waiting for Lance to pull a Merckx to prove his greatness by bolting at the beginning of the stage and beating everyone by staying out front and then winning the stage by a margin like Indurain did. Not that he has to prove anything in the TDF, but that would be nice, shades of Merckx. Lance always wins his stages at the end by saving his juice. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. Paris-R, Giro, Tour of Spain, worlds, few others are all that count, true. Paris-R would be very honorable for Lance. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Takes a grand tour rider who can ride all three, and also win one like Indurain. Save the turkeys, Sandwiches, stay away from Quiznos for at least a week. |
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"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: Bored, so I'll cut up a bit. Quick and dirty. 1. Tyler is innocent. I don't know. I hope he is for Tugboats sake. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Jeff is just trying to survive on coffee and bread, but maybe he has upgraded to danish. Sara, yeah, seemed like a fluke win, I blame Judith and her finger. Lung-Skag is wheel sucker too and she's butt ugly. Sara is cuter. 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Pople, what is a Pople? Way too many things are called gay today. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. Watch the Passion, if you haven't seen it. 6. Religious people are gay. Right, everything is gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. Could be. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. yes, no one can beat Lance when he wants to make a point. I am still waiting for Lance to pull a Merckx to prove his greatness by bolting at the beginning of the stage and beating everyone by staying out front and then winning the stage by a margin like Indurain did. Not that he has to prove anything in the TDF, but that would be nice, shades of Merckx. Lance always wins his stages at the end by saving his juice. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. Paris-R, Giro, Tour of Spain, worlds, few others are all that count, true. Paris-R would be very honorable for Lance. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Takes a grand tour rider who can ride all three, and also win one like Indurain. Save the turkeys, Sandwiches, stay away from Quiznos for at least a week. |
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Ex-****ing-actly! No doubt. Nuf said.
"Sierraman" wrote in message ... "MagillaGorilla" wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: Bored, so I'll cut up a bit. Quick and dirty. 1. Tyler is innocent. I don't know. I hope he is for Tugboats sake. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Jeff is just trying to survive on coffee and bread, but maybe he has upgraded to danish. Sara, yeah, seemed like a fluke win, I blame Judith and her finger. Lung-Skag is wheel sucker too and she's butt ugly. Sara is cuter. 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Pople, what is a Pople? Way too many things are called gay today. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. Watch the Passion, if you haven't seen it. 6. Religious people are gay. Right, everything is gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. Could be. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. yes, no one can beat Lance when he wants to make a point. I am still waiting for Lance to pull a Merckx to prove his greatness by bolting at the beginning of the stage and beating everyone by staying out front and then winning the stage by a margin like Indurain did. Not that he has to prove anything in the TDF, but that would be nice, shades of Merckx. Lance always wins his stages at the end by saving his juice. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. Paris-R, Giro, Tour of Spain, worlds, few others are all that count, true. Paris-R would be very honorable for Lance. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Takes a grand tour rider who can ride all three, and also win one like Indurain. Save the turkeys, Sandwiches, stay away from Quiznos for at least a week. |
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Ex-****ing-actly! No doubt. Nuf said.
"Sierraman" wrote in message ... "MagillaGorilla" wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: Bored, so I'll cut up a bit. Quick and dirty. 1. Tyler is innocent. I don't know. I hope he is for Tugboats sake. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Jeff is just trying to survive on coffee and bread, but maybe he has upgraded to danish. Sara, yeah, seemed like a fluke win, I blame Judith and her finger. Lung-Skag is wheel sucker too and she's butt ugly. Sara is cuter. 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Pople, what is a Pople? Way too many things are called gay today. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. Watch the Passion, if you haven't seen it. 6. Religious people are gay. Right, everything is gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. Could be. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. yes, no one can beat Lance when he wants to make a point. I am still waiting for Lance to pull a Merckx to prove his greatness by bolting at the beginning of the stage and beating everyone by staying out front and then winning the stage by a margin like Indurain did. Not that he has to prove anything in the TDF, but that would be nice, shades of Merckx. Lance always wins his stages at the end by saving his juice. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. Paris-R, Giro, Tour of Spain, worlds, few others are all that count, true. Paris-R would be very honorable for Lance. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Takes a grand tour rider who can ride all three, and also win one like Indurain. Save the turkeys, Sandwiches, stay away from Quiznos for at least a week. |
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MagillaGorilla wrote in message ...
Ten Laws of Cycling: 1. Tyler is innocent. Word. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. oo complicated, but I agree with you. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Does it matter? 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Happy? Yes. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. 6. Religious people are gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. TRUE. Same for cheating USA-only pros. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. EASILY TRUE. Been proven for 6 years running now too. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Been true for 6 years now. Very cogent you can be. -Ken |
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MagillaGorilla wrote in message ...
Ten Laws of Cycling: 1. Tyler is innocent. Word. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. oo complicated, but I agree with you. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). Does it matter? 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. Happy? Yes. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. 6. Religious people are gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. TRUE. Same for cheating USA-only pros. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. EASILY TRUE. Been proven for 6 years running now too. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Been true for 6 years now. Very cogent you can be. -Ken |
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"Papai Digital" wrote in message om... MagillaGorilla wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. TRUE. Same for cheating USA-only pros. No. Most Euros, and some USA pros see cycling as a job, not a sport or a game to be played "fairly", and the jobs they could do as an alternative have their own risks. Why does a truck driver break the law by driving over the speed limit? Do truck drivers ever take drugs (like caffeine) to help them get better results in their job?Which would cause more personal harm, using EPO as a pro bike racer or getting in an accident while driving the truck for a living? Do some white-collar workers lie and cheat to get better results or use caffeine as a stimulant? -WG |
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"Papai Digital" wrote in message om... MagillaGorilla wrote in message ... Ten Laws of Cycling: 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. TRUE. Same for cheating USA-only pros. No. Most Euros, and some USA pros see cycling as a job, not a sport or a game to be played "fairly", and the jobs they could do as an alternative have their own risks. Why does a truck driver break the law by driving over the speed limit? Do truck drivers ever take drugs (like caffeine) to help them get better results in their job?Which would cause more personal harm, using EPO as a pro bike racer or getting in an accident while driving the truck for a living? Do some white-collar workers lie and cheat to get better results or use caffeine as a stimulant? -WG |
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