Open Letter to Juniors. "Want to go Pro?"

1 bottle of Norditropin penset 24 (human growth hormone)
1 bottle of TAD 600
1 bottle of solvent for Norditropin
1 injectable pen containing Actrapid Novolet (insulin)
3 bottles of Actovegin
1 box of Spascupreel
1 box of human albumin 20 %
3 boxes of Testis Compositum (hormonal extracts)
1 box of Ubichinon Compositum (co-enzyme Q)
2 boxes of Thyreoida Compositum (hormonal extracts)
3 ampoules of Ketonal
2 ampoules of Coffeinum (caffeine)
1 ampoule of Celestone (anti-inflammatory)
1 ampoule of Benexol B12 5000 (vitamins)
3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)
1 box of Toco 500 (vitamin E)
1 bottle of sodium chloride 0,9
15 capsules of Durvitan (caffeine)
10 ampoules and a compress of Pentohexal 300 (vasodilator)
1 box and three sachets of MAG 2 (magnesium)
12 capsules of Ozothine
15 capsules of Optalidon
2 bars of Eurythrox 50
3 capsules of No Spa Forte
6 capsules and an ampoule of Alphalipon (for improving nervous system
function)
2 bars of Stilnox
4 capsules of Oltramp
30 compresses of Bentelan (corticoids)
30 compresses and 4 ampoules of Voltaren (anti-inflammatory)
3 compresses of Praxilen
1 compress of Cafiaspirina (caffeine and aspirin)
2 boxes of Immunoferon (immuno-stimulants)
1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

without a few sponsors, who could afford this list. maybe Phonak?

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ups.com...
1 bottle of Norditropin penset 24 (human growth hormone)
1 bottle of TAD 600
1 bottle of solvent for Norditropin
1 injectable pen containing Actrapid Novolet (insulin)
3 bottles of Actovegin
1 box of Spascupreel
1 box of human albumin 20 %
3 boxes of Testis Compositum (hormonal extracts)
1 box of Ubichinon Compositum (co-enzyme Q)
2 boxes of Thyreoida Compositum (hormonal extracts)
3 ampoules of Ketonal
2 ampoules of Coffeinum (caffeine)
1 ampoule of Celestone (anti-inflammatory)
1 ampoule of Benexol B12 5000 (vitamins)
3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)
1 box of Toco 500 (vitamin E)
1 bottle of sodium chloride 0,9
15 capsules of Durvitan (caffeine)
10 ampoules and a compress of Pentohexal 300 (vasodilator)
1 box and three sachets of MAG 2 (magnesium)
12 capsules of Ozothine
15 capsules of Optalidon
2 bars of Eurythrox 50
3 capsules of No Spa Forte
6 capsules and an ampoule of Alphalipon (for improving nervous system
function)
2 bars of Stilnox
4 capsules of Oltramp
30 compresses of Bentelan (corticoids)
30 compresses and 4 ampoules of Voltaren (anti-inflammatory)
3 compresses of Praxilen
1 compress of Cafiaspirina (caffeine and aspirin)
2 boxes of Immunoferon (immuno-stimulants)
1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

dan wrote:
without a few sponsors, who could afford this list. maybe Phonak?

--
you're never too old to have a happy childhood
wrote in message
ups.com...
1 bottle of Norditropin penset 24 (human growth hormone)
1 bottle of TAD 600
1 bottle of solvent for Norditropin
1 injectable pen containing Actrapid Novolet (insulin)
3 bottles of Actovegin
1 box of Spascupreel
1 box of human albumin 20 %
3 boxes of Testis Compositum (hormonal extracts)
1 box of Ubichinon Compositum (co-enzyme Q)
2 boxes of Thyreoida Compositum (hormonal extracts)
3 ampoules of Ketonal
2 ampoules of Coffeinum (caffeine)
1 ampoule of Celestone (anti-inflammatory)
1 ampoule of Benexol B12 5000 (vitamins)
3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)
1 box of Toco 500 (vitamin E)
1 bottle of sodium chloride 0,9
15 capsules of Durvitan (caffeine)
10 ampoules and a compress of Pentohexal 300 (vasodilator)
1 box and three sachets of MAG 2 (magnesium)
12 capsules of Ozothine
15 capsules of Optalidon
2 bars of Eurythrox 50
3 capsules of No Spa Forte
6 capsules and an ampoule of Alphalipon (for improving nervous system
function)
2 bars of Stilnox
4 capsules of Oltramp
30 compresses of Bentelan (corticoids)
30 compresses and 4 ampoules of Voltaren (anti-inflammatory)
3 compresses of Praxilen
1 compress of Cafiaspirina (caffeine and aspirin)
2 boxes of Immunoferon (immuno-stimulants)
1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril


forgot to add Jack.

wrote:
1 bottle of Norditropin penset 24 (human growth hormone)
1 bottle of TAD 600
1 bottle of solvent for Norditropin
1 injectable pen containing Actrapid Novolet (insulin)
3 bottles of Actovegin
1 box of Spascupreel
1 box of human albumin 20 %
3 boxes of Testis Compositum (hormonal extracts)
1 box of Ubichinon Compositum (co-enzyme Q)
2 boxes of Thyreoida Compositum (hormonal extracts)
3 ampoules of Ketonal
2 ampoules of Coffeinum (caffeine)
1 ampoule of Celestone (anti-inflammatory)
1 ampoule of Benexol B12 5000 (vitamins)
3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)
1 box of Toco 500 (vitamin E)
1 bottle of sodium chloride 0,9
15 capsules of Durvitan (caffeine)
10 ampoules and a compress of Pentohexal 300 (vasodilator)
1 box and three sachets of MAG 2 (magnesium)
12 capsules of Ozothine
15 capsules of Optalidon
2 bars of Eurythrox 50
3 capsules of No Spa Forte
6 capsules and an ampoule of Alphalipon (for improving nervous system
function)
2 bars of Stilnox
4 capsules of Oltramp
30 compresses of Bentelan (corticoids)
30 compresses and 4 ampoules of Voltaren (anti-inflammatory)
3 compresses of Praxilen
1 compress of Cafiaspirina (caffeine and aspirin)
2 boxes of Immunoferon (immuno-stimulants)
1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

Don't forget the old-school supplements:
1 case of Ergadyl tablets
6 boxes of Hepagrume ampoules

nobody wrote:
On 19 Aug 2006 12:23:57 -0700, "pacqueman" wrote:

1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

Don't forget the old-school supplements:
1 case of Ergadyl tablets
6 boxes of Hepagrume ampoules

What's amazing is looking back to the e-fitness boards and seeing 32y.o.
Cat2 riders listing a half-dozen 'roids and other stuff they're planning on
taking, apparently just to ride in the bunch.

I know who you may be talking about.

On 19 Aug 2006 12:23:57 -0700, "pacqueman" wrote:

1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

Don't forget the old-school supplements:
1 case of Ergadyl tablets
6 boxes of Hepagrume ampoules

What's amazing is looking back to the e-fitness boards and seeing 32y.o.
Cat2 riders listing a half-dozen 'roids and other stuff they're planning on
taking, apparently just to ride in the bunch.

dan wrote:
without a few sponsors, who could afford this list. maybe Phonak?


Anybody got a guess as to what this list (or some other) would run on a
daily basis?

pacqueman wrote:
wrote:
1 bottle of Norditropin penset 24 (human growth hormone)
1 bottle of TAD 600
1 bottle of solvent for Norditropin
1 injectable pen containing Actrapid Novolet (insulin)
3 bottles of Actovegin
1 box of Spascupreel
1 box of human albumin 20 %
3 boxes of Testis Compositum (hormonal extracts)
1 box of Ubichinon Compositum (co-enzyme Q)
2 boxes of Thyreoida Compositum (hormonal extracts)
3 ampoules of Ketonal
2 ampoules of Coffeinum (caffeine)
1 ampoule of Celestone (anti-inflammatory)
1 ampoule of Benexol B12 5000 (vitamins)
3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)
1 box of Toco 500 (vitamin E)
1 bottle of sodium chloride 0,9
15 capsules of Durvitan (caffeine)
10 ampoules and a compress of Pentohexal 300 (vasodilator)
1 box and three sachets of MAG 2 (magnesium)
12 capsules of Ozothine
15 capsules of Optalidon
2 bars of Eurythrox 50
3 capsules of No Spa Forte
6 capsules and an ampoule of Alphalipon (for improving nervous system
function)
2 bars of Stilnox
4 capsules of Oltramp
30 compresses of Bentelan (corticoids)
30 compresses and 4 ampoules of Voltaren (anti-inflammatory)
3 compresses of Praxilen
1 compress of Cafiaspirina (caffeine and aspirin)
2 boxes of Immunoferon (immuno-stimulants)
1 box of Androderm (testosterone)
2 boxes Trofalgon
1 bottle of Geref (growth stimulator)
1 ampoule of sterile water and a bottle of Haes-Steril

Don't forget the old-school supplements:
1 case of Ergadyl tablets
6 boxes of Hepagrume ampoules

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...g06/aug22news2

Extensive doping alleged for Hamilton
One day after the initial report by Danish Politiken, Belgian newspaper
Het Laatste Nieuws has published details of the alleged "doping diary"
of Tyler Hamilton, found among the papers of Spanish doctor Eufemiano
Fuentes.

According to the Belgian media, Hamilton's doping practices in 2003,
when he won both Liège-Bastogne-Liège and the Tour de Romandie as
well as a stage in the Tour de France despite a collarbone fracture,
were extensive and cost him a total of 43,040 Euros.

The paper cites information according to which the then-CSC rider used
EPO 30 times between December 2002 and February 2003, as well as
anabolic steroids. In the beginning of March 2003, Hamilton allegedly
used a pregnancy hormone to cover up the traces of the cure. Two blood
transfusions are reported to have been administered to his body two
days prior to Paris-Nice, where Hamilton won the mountains jersey.

In April, the American is thought to have used growth hormone and
insulin to promote muscle growth. After the Tour de Romandie, the paper
claims to have evidence that he transfused three bags of blood (a total
of 1.35 litres), returned to normal blood levels with the help of EPO,
and re-injected two bags of blood six days before the start of the
Dauphiné Libéré.

Another growth hormone cure came after the race according to the media,
as well as several blood transfusions in the count down to the Tour de
France. The information gathered even points at a blood transfusion on
the day of the medical control at the start of the Grand Tour, and
twice during the race.

wrote:

3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)

A man goes into a pharmacy.
"Hey, can I have 3 bottles of Kenacort, retard?"

Stu Fleming wrote:

wrote:

3 bottles of Kenacort retard (corticoids)

A man goes into a pharmacy.
"Hey, can I have 3 bottles of Kenacort, retard?"

The pharmacist replies: "**** you, hairlip!"

It's an old joke.

--
Bill Asher