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Old September 12th 17, 02:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Cyclist attacked with axe while travelling to work betweenMiddlesbrough and Redcar

A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near Middlesbrough.

Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success
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Old September 12th 17, 03:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Cyclist attacked with axe while travelling to work betweenMiddlesbrough and Redcar

On 12/09/2017 14:59, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:43:54 +0100, Bod wrote:

A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near
Middlesbrough.

Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success


ROTFPMSL!* I wish there was a video.

And I thought helmets were supposed to* protect you?

Against axe attacks!? Are you sure you know what you are saying.

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Old September 12th 17, 05:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:59:41 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:43:54 +0100, Bod wrote:

A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near Middlesbrough.

Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success


ROTFPMSL! I wish there was a video.


I bet you wish, you sociopathic swine!

And I thought


Yeah, there's the snag again!

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"If you need a speed limit sign to tell you how fast is safe to drive on a
road, you're a **** driver. Everybody should choose their own speed."
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Old September 12th 17, 06:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Cyclist attacked with axe while travelling to work betweenMiddlesbrough and Redcar

On 12/09/2017 14:43, Bod wrote:

[Presumably quoting]

A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near
Middlesbrough.

Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success


An axe?

Or an axe handle?
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Old September 12th 17, 08:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 19:00:15 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success


An axe?

Or an axe handle?


Pretty daft to hit someone with the blunt end while holding the sharp end.


Then it would have been attempted murder, you prize idiot!

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More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic world:
"Most animals don't attack me, even though their owners tell me they're
dangerous. I had to laugh at one woman who ran out to tell me her dog was
going to bite my hand off, then saw me petting it. I once bought a parrot
that was extremely vicious. I walked into his house and picked it up, then
cuddled it. He said he'd never seen it do that in 10 years."
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Old September 12th 17, 09:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Cyclist attacked with axe while travelling to work between Middlesbrough and Redcar

Bod wrote:
A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near
Middlesbrough.
Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success


I hope it hurt the ****** on the bicycle.
This was three months ago ya pillock.
Good old Bod, stoned out his mind as always and as always posting ****.


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Old September 12th 17, 10:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 21:51:41 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

I hope it hurt the ****** on the bicycle.
This was three months ago ya pillock.
Good old Bod, stoned out his mind as always and as always posting ****.


I've worked out why


You haven't yet worked out why EVERYONE on ALL these groups thinks that you
are a sick asshole, Hucker!

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More of Scottish ****** Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL)
sociopathic "thinking":
"No, law abiding ****wits follow the speed limit. Sensible drivers ignore
it and go slower or faster than it, according to the conditions."
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