too much magic bus ( scared ****less )

Subject: too much magic bus ( scared ****less )
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too much magic bus ( scared ****less )
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i was boppin along
las night
in th leftlane
late at night
calm as ya pls

and this ****in great big huge bus
cruised by me

inches to spare

man you are one trusting bus driver
i'm on a unicycle

look out

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crack a bourbaon

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"ethel chop had a chop at nickie th bloodnut on th radio b105"
"we'd just come from th fish and chip shop"
"blonde cute girl there has gone"

"bright red"
"with bright red eyeshadow"

"looks fetching"

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see er in th valley every now and then
at 3 am

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cheers


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why do i have to get clean ?

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"what time ya wanna peel out wiz ?"
when i feel like it

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back to th pink hairtie
"be lucky to see it in there"

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havin a bad hair day ok

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Youssou n dour
"Seven seconds"

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singin harmonies
warmin up th voice
**** knows why

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bet ya she owns a commodore

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"get ****ed"

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"**** off paulie"

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"leave my girlfriends alone"
you do th same for me

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see enough pretty chicks last night to whet yur appetite ?
"**** off"

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"i can sing to em and watch em dance if i wanna"

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warm up th lower registers first

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"lower chick register that one"

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**** off

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"but friendly like"

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yeah


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alex lloyd
"lucky star"

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back soon...

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[master volume up]

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forgot where it was physically located
sorry

doin conversions for th mp3 player

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th modern day pirates dilemna

file conversions

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this is a wma
and an early mp3 player


dont mix

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[lee on th phone in lismore]
[ringing back on th home phone]

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ben folds
"brick"

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bit quiet to take flyin on th unciycle in th nightclubbers

lee's a mad redhead

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"pretty ex page three model girl"

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yummie

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"she ringnin in on th ten month day paulie"
**** she's magic

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got laid ten months ago today
been blissfully single
how you been ?

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dodgie brothers
house removals

i know it's like a tip truck like
but umm

we're quick

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i dint get to th phone quick enough
still hobbln
th stairs are slow

i can ride **** out of th wheel

i cant run downstairs

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so she sent me a message
couldnt get me on that number

so i rang her mobile
you guessed it

got voice mail

ah ****

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we'll get together

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i found this bourbon in th fridge
i'm drinkin it
"it's yours"

**** that
i liberated it

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into costume
doesnt consist of much when yur gunna be half naked anyway

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gone out...

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and now come back

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went into
th city
and went mad unicyclin
saw ellen
in th mall

but didnt stop
dont always

got customers


had some laughs
and some great flying

and drove down to th valley


bopped in on th wheel
and trekked around for a bit
dancin on th unicycle

till i bumped into j eden

sang for a few songs
long enough to see th long legged blonde hang for a bit

trekked off
another ride
playin in th posts and ppl
"and cars"


and found johnno and rok spider
in th centre of th mall
sang a couple songs and

rock spider was takin th **** out of me
"wanted to go for some drugs in th park with us"

dig it


takin th **** is fun
got him back

anyway

he beat me in th mad costume deopartment

had a bright boys blue
short pantsuit on


outrageous


testicles and package clearly defined
no undies and

so many girls took a pic of his bum it wasnt funny

with th mobile phones

you name it

every kinda camera you can conceive


course i was sittin next to im
beinth rhythm section and all

on drum most of th night

so i guess i got photoed a fair few times too


i was pirate pants
no shirt

sweat dripping

warm out


and beatin **** outta th drum


with rock spider and i doin th rock spider mantra



tonight it ws


anyone wanna buy a rock spider ?

"no"

tonight our drugs were partaken

in a carrot

hollowed out special
for th purpose


tastes better than potato rock spider


we had one or two in th park

and

a carribbean guy was boppin with us for a while

dark chocolate skin
rhythm fair


so rock spider inlcuded him in th next session
that was in our hole in th wall

i like foldback

echo to you and me


i takea toke of this
carrot hash pipe

and this guy in th crowd

stops

hands me ajoint
and says

take a big drag man

so i did

you know


he didnt offer it to th boys though

not that they were lacking

**** we were out of it


rock spiders outfit got some
major attention

97% good

but that 3% bad was

hard to litsten to


something like ridin a unicycle thru th crowd

you know

always some complain


"even if th crowds goin off"

we had a good time


then i peeled out
and


hooked up with j and crew
down on michaels corner
next to th atm

they had some whiffle like beat goin


i put a few rhythms and harmonies behind it
while j

was doin unicyclin 101

got about ten pedals

he;s gettin better
buy one man

practise


fly like me then
easy as

went for anothe tour around th joint


and then back to th car


and off home

which is where ya find me

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"still a bit scattered"


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"got a gorgeous compliment"
"real pretty girl said i had a real nice voice"
"and not to give up"

i had a guy tell me th same about th unicyclin thru th posts

"get that all th time"


"this was special"
"and on my ten month anniversary date"


"i like it anyway"





and a couple blew kisses at ya

at me


"Was fun hey ?"


**** yeah

tired as


paulie sleep good when he crashes



no big crashes to report tonight
was goin fast enough for em
just too liquid silk tonight

only little ones

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a ****in carrot man

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this chick bopped up
can she do some drummin ?

yeah no worries


and i got a rest off th drum

rock spider took th other and


she got like


tusk

you know fleetwood mac

good enough




i did th first stanza like


full voice
and mid range


was out there


then they lost th beat



and i wandered somewhere else

probly th rock spider mantra



it was gettin em dancin


she came back wth a friend
little while later

for another bash

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"what about th guy when ya were singin with j's mate ?"
kept climbin over my leg

two songs


nah


playin a flute
but


ah man


always on this corner
what can i say

must be th bus seat

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"location location location"

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man did they take some photos


rock spider and i were
tradin vocal licks
nd

buildin em to rock crescendoes


i dunno

hard to describe music some times


we went jungle rhythms


i got th drum pointed into th alcove and
made it sound twice as big

got some real nice echo

know when they're dancin as they bop past
and say gday


and th occasional kiss blown at me

we're doin somethin right

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ah **** man
she gives me a nice compliment
he gloms a cuddle

an th boyfriend just stands there

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chick in th passeneger seat of a van
offered me a headjob in th traffic

i said it looked like she had a boyfriend

he said no


pulled up at j eden just about then

and we had one of those mad street convos


with this chick yellin at me
she wants to give me a headjob

how ya goin j man ?

smile
got somethin original ya wanna play me ?


like flyin in th dark

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"he did"
"was fun too"

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saw mika and cous

but didnt stop

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unbelievable man


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we twisted some heads
we had a nice drum and singalong

and flew th unicycle thru th nightclubbin crowd

and it is all good i tell ya

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"dan lost his glasses in a fight"

yeah but brookie fixed em

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"still lost his glasses"

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poor bugger


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you're a goey boy rock spider
and surprisingly
for where we were playin

it didnt really come across gay


"we were up in clubland that's why"


location
go and sit down on th bus seat and see how long ya last


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"she bopped by"
"just as there was a lull"
"and th noise diminished"

"and we went high register but quiet"
"kinda"
"****in english"

"and she was awful sweet"
"thank you"

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he must have a field day in th clubs


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i sold rock spider to these girls

ah you dont wanna know about that

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oh
i was talkin
about that chick
that jumped


had one tonight
she couldnt decide which way to go
and panicked

i grabbed her by th hands

and we danced to a stop together


was a close one


was kind of a spin


pretty too
but you knew that


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she was scared ****less
"but she got over it"

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i left about
four am

i know
early for me


but

th left knee is still a little gammy
only been a week

and i left to go out round ten


so there was lots more

this is just th highlights like

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"get it down while it's fresh or"
'poof"
"it's all gone away"

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cops were cool tonight

couple of glares but nuthin sinister



they had this
paddywagon
parked across th top entrance to th valley mall


they cant let me in th mall
public liability
word from th council
if they get within yellin distance

not that im gunna listen anyway

so i did a couple of mad dashes thru th crowd

round th coppers


no worries though
shared pavement with em a few times thru th night

no words


all good

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th centre divider of th road
on brunswick street
got a little workout


th wheel was kinda
i want some liftoff paulie

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i had fun

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land surfer dude

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p.s.



"lee was th only girl who rang on th day"

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magic and pretty redheaded girl

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how many pll asked to take a photo ?
"bout 3% "

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well we're home safe and sound

and they dont hang around outside waitin to take more

so we have to count our blessings

some are not so fortunate


"and complain"


well we only get photographed when we're performing

"got swamped by cameras last night"
"got swamped by cameras this night"
"what about tomorrow ?"


today
it's dawn out there

i dunno
have to see won;t we


dunno if th knee will go
three nights in a row

have to sleep on it

"later wiz..."