smoking drugs with the aboriginals

smoking drugs with the aboriginals
+++

i did this small thing

in brizzie and surfers


but in surfers

i wasnt a coon

+++


in surfers paradise

i was well laid
th chicks dragged me into th nightclubs dirty dancin

th street provided me a

make up artist

to do my face paint


free alcohol
free drugs


and nonstop partys

all girl and mixed



i know
we dont all get to go to
all girl partys

but hey





the fortitude valley

free alcohol
free drugs
free soft drink

hmm


and offered strippin in both places



why th **** am i pining for
the fortitude valley

"When ya look at it like that"

i went out in th street
with th same set of rules



"and it's got a big beach ya can unicycle on at low tide"
"into a foot and a half deep anyway"

hold out
till we can afford to drive th extra sixty five k's

"nearly as much as we are from the fortitude valley"

what's distance ?



i used to drive a truck

+++
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++


"dancin in th waves"


+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++


jeez morticia

minka did th most fabulous faces
and sabrina would do
body paint down to th hips

th most incredible demon on a unicycle
cartin a surfboard
to counfound
any drug ****ed denizen at three am



"where are ya goin man ?"

surfing


they breed em bright round here

+++
mu
'jealous kids'
+++

hate to say it
nah **** it

th pigs were more mellow too

both let me sing about drugs in th street


but in surfers paradise

i could ride



thru



th crowd

with a surfboard above my head



and they;d just giggle


"even if we nearly ran over em on th footpath"




+++

i got one outstanding fine


for ridin thru th mall on a unicycle


booked me for


not havin a light on my bicycle

in george street


it's not a bicycle ****
i dont ride a ****in girls bike



bicycle coppers are th lowest form of life on earth

+++


nice lookin girls bikes boys

+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++

i will treasure though

th ticket i got

for runnin a redlight

on a unicycle

in the fortitude valley


at midnight



somethin unusual ya know




"somethin th surfers boys in blue would never have done"


+++


i'm convinced
"no fortitude valley"

it doesnt compare
i read th singin reports in this diary and

that's not on a par either


+++



"only cause our music scene died"
we lost two of th best street muso's

one to his ex wife's paranoia
and th other one stuck in new zealand

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++


it doesnt take guts to ride a unicycle in
the fortitude valley
ya just gotta be stupid

+++


"cops NEVER took a beer out of my hand "
"and poured it in th bin while i was"
"singin"
"in surfers paradise"

that's it

..
..
..

i burn th car to th ground if you ride that place again



"ok wiz"

..
..
..

"a boy called jennifer"
===

p.s.


+++
?
'god send me an angel'
+++


it'll never be
what it was

but it is
what it was

and so it will be forever

+++


dont forget

helmet if ya use a urinal

by 2030


then we all be ****in girls...

"a boy called jennifer" wrote in message
...

This is Jennifer
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Animal

smoking drugs with the aboriginals
+++

i did this small thing

in brizzie and surfers


but in surfers

i wasnt a coon

+++


in surfers paradise

i was well laid
th chicks dragged me into th nightclubs dirty dancin

th street provided me a

make up artist

to do my face paint


free alcohol
free drugs


and nonstop partys

all girl and mixed



i know
we dont all get to go to
all girl partys

but hey





the fortitude valley

free alcohol
free drugs
free soft drink

hmm


and offered strippin in both places



why th **** am i pining for
the fortitude valley

"When ya look at it like that"

i went out in th street
with th same set of rules



"and it's got a big beach ya can unicycle on at low tide"
"into a foot and a half deep anyway"

hold out
till we can afford to drive th extra sixty five k's

"nearly as much as we are from the fortitude valley"

what's distance ?



i used to drive a truck

+++
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++


"dancin in th waves"


+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++


jeez morticia

minka did th most fabulous faces
and sabrina would do
body paint down to th hips

th most incredible demon on a unicycle
cartin a surfboard
to counfound
any drug ****ed denizen at three am



"where are ya goin man ?"

surfing


they breed em bright round here

+++
mu
'jealous kids'
+++

hate to say it
nah **** it

th pigs were more mellow too

both let me sing about drugs in th street


but in surfers paradise

i could ride



thru



th crowd

with a surfboard above my head



and they;d just giggle


"even if we nearly ran over em on th footpath"




+++

i got one outstanding fine


for ridin thru th mall on a unicycle


booked me for


not havin a light on my bicycle

in george street


it's not a bicycle ****
i dont ride a ****in girls bike



bicycle coppers are th lowest form of life on earth

+++


nice lookin girls bikes boys

+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++

i will treasure though

th ticket i got

for runnin a redlight

on a unicycle

in the fortitude valley


at midnight



somethin unusual ya know




"somethin th surfers boys in blue would never have done"


+++


i'm convinced
"no fortitude valley"

it doesnt compare
i read th singin reports in this diary and

that's not on a par either


+++



"only cause our music scene died"
we lost two of th best street muso's

one to his ex wife's paranoia
and th other one stuck in new zealand

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++


it doesnt take guts to ride a unicycle in
the fortitude valley
ya just gotta be stupid

+++


"cops NEVER took a beer out of my hand "
"and poured it in th bin while i was"
"singin"
"in surfers paradise"

that's it

.
.
.

i burn th car to th ground if you ride that place again



"ok wiz"

.
.
.

"a boy called jennifer"
===

p.s.


+++
?
'god send me an angel'
+++


it'll never be
what it was

but it is
what it was

and so it will be forever

+++


dont forget

helmet if ya use a urinal

by 2030


then we all be ****in girls...