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too much magic bus ( scared ****less )
Subject: too much magic bus ( scared ****less )
Newsgroups: bigpond news:alt.fan.harry- potter,alt.test.ignore.yes.its.that.easy,alt.anima tion.batman,alt.backru bs,alt.books.reviews,alt.buttholes Followup-To: alt.fan.harry-potter too much magic bus ( scared ****less ) +++ i was boppin along las night in th leftlane late at night calm as ya pls and this ****in great big huge bus cruised by me inches to spare man you are one trusting bus driver i'm on a unicycle look out +++ crack a bourbaon +++ "ethel chop had a chop at nickie th bloodnut on th radio b105" "we'd just come from th fish and chip shop" "blonde cute girl there has gone" "bright red" "with bright red eyeshadow" "looks fetching" +++ see er in th valley every now and then at 3 am +++ cheers +++ why do i have to get clean ? +++ "what time ya wanna peel out wiz ?" when i feel like it +++ back to th pink hairtie "be lucky to see it in there" +++ havin a bad hair day ok +++ Youssou n dour "Seven seconds" +++ singin harmonies warmin up th voice **** knows why +++ bet ya she owns a commodore +++ "get ****ed" +++ "**** off paulie" +++ "leave my girlfriends alone" you do th same for me +++ see enough pretty chicks last night to whet yur appetite ? "**** off" +++ "i can sing to em and watch em dance if i wanna" +++ warm up th lower registers first +++ "lower chick register that one" +++ **** off +++ "but friendly like" +++ yeah +++ alex lloyd "lucky star" +++ back soon... .. .. .. [master volume up] +++ forgot where it was physically located sorry doin conversions for th mp3 player +++ th modern day pirates dilemna file conversions +++ this is a wma and an early mp3 player dont mix +++ [lee on th phone in lismore] [ringing back on th home phone] +++ ben folds "brick" +++ bit quiet to take flyin on th unciycle in th nightclubbers lee's a mad redhead +++ "pretty ex page three model girl" +++ yummie +++ "she ringnin in on th ten month day paulie" **** she's magic +++ got laid ten months ago today been blissfully single how you been ? .. .. .. dodgie brothers house removals i know it's like a tip truck like but umm we're quick +++ i dint get to th phone quick enough still hobbln th stairs are slow i can ride **** out of th wheel i cant run downstairs +++ so she sent me a message couldnt get me on that number so i rang her mobile you guessed it got voice mail ah **** +++ we'll get together +++ i found this bourbon in th fridge i'm drinkin it "it's yours" **** that i liberated it +++ into costume doesnt consist of much when yur gunna be half naked anyway +++ gone out... .. .. .. and now come back +++ went into th city and went mad unicyclin saw ellen in th mall but didnt stop dont always got customers had some laughs and some great flying and drove down to th valley bopped in on th wheel and trekked around for a bit dancin on th unicycle till i bumped into j eden sang for a few songs long enough to see th long legged blonde hang for a bit trekked off another ride playin in th posts and ppl "and cars" and found johnno and rok spider in th centre of th mall sang a couple songs and rock spider was takin th **** out of me "wanted to go for some drugs in th park with us" dig it takin th **** is fun got him back anyway he beat me in th mad costume deopartment had a bright boys blue short pantsuit on outrageous testicles and package clearly defined no undies and so many girls took a pic of his bum it wasnt funny with th mobile phones you name it every kinda camera you can conceive course i was sittin next to im beinth rhythm section and all on drum most of th night so i guess i got photoed a fair few times too i was pirate pants no shirt sweat dripping warm out and beatin **** outta th drum with rock spider and i doin th rock spider mantra tonight it ws anyone wanna buy a rock spider ? "no" tonight our drugs were partaken in a carrot hollowed out special for th purpose tastes better than potato rock spider we had one or two in th park and a carribbean guy was boppin with us for a while dark chocolate skin rhythm fair so rock spider inlcuded him in th next session that was in our hole in th wall i like foldback echo to you and me i takea toke of this carrot hash pipe and this guy in th crowd stops hands me ajoint and says take a big drag man so i did you know he didnt offer it to th boys though not that they were lacking **** we were out of it rock spiders outfit got some major attention 97% good but that 3% bad was hard to litsten to something like ridin a unicycle thru th crowd you know always some complain "even if th crowds goin off" we had a good time then i peeled out and hooked up with j and crew down on michaels corner next to th atm they had some whiffle like beat goin i put a few rhythms and harmonies behind it while j was doin unicyclin 101 got about ten pedals he;s gettin better buy one man practise fly like me then easy as went for anothe tour around th joint and then back to th car and off home which is where ya find me +++ "still a bit scattered" +++ "got a gorgeous compliment" "real pretty girl said i had a real nice voice" "and not to give up" i had a guy tell me th same about th unicyclin thru th posts "get that all th time" "this was special" "and on my ten month anniversary date" "i like it anyway" and a couple blew kisses at ya at me "Was fun hey ?" **** yeah tired as paulie sleep good when he crashes no big crashes to report tonight was goin fast enough for em just too liquid silk tonight only little ones +++ a ****in carrot man +++ this chick bopped up can she do some drummin ? yeah no worries and i got a rest off th drum rock spider took th other and she got like tusk you know fleetwood mac good enough i did th first stanza like full voice and mid range was out there then they lost th beat and i wandered somewhere else probly th rock spider mantra it was gettin em dancin she came back wth a friend little while later for another bash +++ "what about th guy when ya were singin with j's mate ?" kept climbin over my leg two songs nah playin a flute but ah man always on this corner what can i say must be th bus seat +++ "location location location" +++ man did they take some photos rock spider and i were tradin vocal licks nd buildin em to rock crescendoes i dunno hard to describe music some times we went jungle rhythms i got th drum pointed into th alcove and made it sound twice as big got some real nice echo know when they're dancin as they bop past and say gday and th occasional kiss blown at me we're doin somethin right +++ ah **** man she gives me a nice compliment he gloms a cuddle an th boyfriend just stands there +++ chick in th passeneger seat of a van offered me a headjob in th traffic i said it looked like she had a boyfriend he said no pulled up at j eden just about then and we had one of those mad street convos with this chick yellin at me she wants to give me a headjob how ya goin j man ? smile got somethin original ya wanna play me ? like flyin in th dark +++ "he did" "was fun too" +++ saw mika and cous but didnt stop +++ unbelievable man +++ we twisted some heads we had a nice drum and singalong and flew th unicycle thru th nightclubbin crowd and it is all good i tell ya +++ "dan lost his glasses in a fight" yeah but brookie fixed em +++ "still lost his glasses" +++ poor bugger +++ you're a goey boy rock spider and surprisingly for where we were playin it didnt really come across gay "we were up in clubland that's why" location go and sit down on th bus seat and see how long ya last +++ "she bopped by" "just as there was a lull" "and th noise diminished" "and we went high register but quiet" "kinda" "****in english" "and she was awful sweet" "thank you" +++ he must have a field day in th clubs +++ i sold rock spider to these girls ah you dont wanna know about that +++ oh i was talkin about that chick that jumped had one tonight she couldnt decide which way to go and panicked i grabbed her by th hands and we danced to a stop together was a close one was kind of a spin pretty too but you knew that +++ she was scared ****less "but she got over it" +++ i left about four am i know early for me but th left knee is still a little gammy only been a week and i left to go out round ten so there was lots more this is just th highlights like +++ "get it down while it's fresh or" 'poof" "it's all gone away" +++ cops were cool tonight couple of glares but nuthin sinister they had this paddywagon parked across th top entrance to th valley mall they cant let me in th mall public liability word from th council if they get within yellin distance not that im gunna listen anyway so i did a couple of mad dashes thru th crowd round th coppers no worries though shared pavement with em a few times thru th night no words all good +++ th centre divider of th road on brunswick street got a little workout th wheel was kinda i want some liftoff paulie +++ i had fun .. .. .. land surfer dude +++ p.s. "lee was th only girl who rang on th day" +++ magic and pretty redheaded girl +++ how many pll asked to take a photo ? "bout 3% " +++ well we're home safe and sound and they dont hang around outside waitin to take more so we have to count our blessings some are not so fortunate "and complain" well we only get photographed when we're performing "got swamped by cameras last night" "got swamped by cameras this night" "what about tomorrow ?" today it's dawn out there i dunno have to see won;t we dunno if th knee will go three nights in a row have to sleep on it "later wiz..." |
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