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unicycles in th surf ( again )
Subject: unicycles in th surf ( again )
Newsgroups: bigpond news:alt.planets.mars,alt.poverty,alt.privacy,alt. psychoactives,alt.pugw ash,alt.surfing Followup-To: alt.planets.mars,alt.surfing unicycles in th surf ( again ) *** wouldnt it rip ya ? deano's in town we went to see if he wanted to come unicyclin on th beach at redcliffe he wasnt home saw message he sent home he's appearin on telly i dunno i rode around for five years he takes his first trip into town no i'm just gunna sit over here and shake my head for a while *** guess i'm just not young and pretty *** we had fun anyway went to redcliffe beach mark's old man wont let him take his unicycle on th beach i dunno man i bought it for im so we were both ridin mine down on th waterline mark real proud of himself got into waist deep water not what ya call surf though tiddlers i caught a few good waves rode em to th beach chick came and parked near th action you know normal stuff *** just waitin for th drugs to kick in water on th boil pasta surprise for tea *** nup not singin tonight *** been for a good surf might go out and scare th cage drivers on th big road a little later on *** do re mi "new taboos" *** sorry ya cant hear it im a cheap ******* i'd take nicole kidman to dinner at mc donalds and i hate mc donalds needs some work *** my brain that is *** could ya imagine ? *** time to put a sarong on and approach th chinese chopper in th kitchen got some gorgeous lovely ripe tomatoes yummie *** i know ya dont wanna hear this but there were unyummie mummies in th water today i asked th young fella where all th yummie mummies went he said around th corner he lied *** placebo "bulletproof cupid" *** "there was this one" "redhead" "braving th summer sun" *** massive attack "radiation ruling the nation" *** it was fully low tide fat as *** watchin th young fella chargin into th surf after takin off from my shoulder you enjoyin yur flyin lesson young fella ? *** MS Flight Simulator 95 "GEARDOWN" *** a perfect circle "a stranger" *** **** it's hot *** two plates of pasta in th belly sweating is *** arlo guthrie "alice's restaurant massacree" *** the black eyed peas "the apl song" *** tori amos "cornflake girl" *** hmm america is gunna rebuild th world smile *** cat stevens "into white" *** regurgitator "couldnt do it" ( happy shopper remix ) *** i'll go along with that we're on all music random whatever comes along *** steppenwolf "born to be wild" *** mark found that sinking feeling no mate ya cant hang on for long yur sinkin and dont twist th wheel goes down quicker he cant get up and flying yet without a support but once he;s goin he's sorta got it *** garbage "milk" ( massive attack ) *** by th way sorry if yur in th snow right now yur in th wrong hemisphere *** city high "sista" *** cartman "carls mom's a bitch" *** times two man i saw a fat bitch we were wonderin is it fat bitch day ? i counted five in a row just drivin down th road *** nirvana "downer" *** sky's rumbling sounds like it;s gunna fall on our heads dirty big thunder storm *** bill hicks "gideons" *** do re mi "after the volcano" *** go on exlain that x plosion *** might forgo th dusk fly on th unicycle not fond of a couple million volts goin to ground thru me *** the kinks "all day and all of the night" *** radiohead "everything in its right place" *** ah it's started raining that should cool things down *** little brother bought me a marijuana pot little tin for puttin yur smokes in i think *** bullhsit i found a tailor made for what we are about to receive may we smoke some drugs first *** mark commented on th ripples in th sand surface hard goin for him bein a novice on th unicycle specially in th surf wrong shaped beach mate which is why we're only in this corner here got th break right just there some of those waves were sneaky little ****ers but you knew that right ? *** i know we picked a friday afternoon to go ridin in th surf and you ****in missed it stiff **** ok *** wonder if he's told his dad yet how far out he got before he went **** up *** i dunno up to his waist wasnt a bad effort he was well into th ripples then *** crash test dummies "mmm mmm mmm" *** more pasta surprise calls in th fridge be cool now *** "that's a big mouth asher" *** be cool now +++ found some leaves in th basketball court some lovely little slides "and one not so little" was funny as mark was ridin pole to pole no basketballers i had a stab at dunkin my towel thru th hoop not round enough "shoulda throw yur head thru it" his flyin's cumin along *** "blessed by the elders" *** you bought yur pass to enter australia from an aboriginal elder yet ? i'll sell ya one *** if ya think about it th question mark should be at th beginning of th line otherwise ? how do ya know it's a question *** she sings *** bout serendidipity [second pass] ok lets have that again bout serendidpity nearly one more bout serendipity you happy now ? one more for if i get really whacked when i cut it ******* [second pass] *** got me ****ed *** "me too" *** "th thing about little boys" is they're incredibly goey has trouble ridin that far on th flat even surface but umm im goin ridin unicycles in th surf too uncle paulie no worries *** "if kylie calls" tell her she's got a big fat arse *** "does my bum look big in this ?" yes *** do re mi "idiot grin" unpause *** it did not say unclench jennifer that ****in stinks *** "oops sorry" *** jennifer "wheeltailmonkey" *** hey it's you *** "big deal" "spin on" "not playin drum tonight" *** "hey paulie" "you;ve never played lead" "on th classical guitar over that before" hmmm sounded crap "true" *** wasnt stoned enough next afroman "high" told ya *** eeyup eeyup .. .. .. cough cough cough *** ok i admit it stop bendin my arm man i was stoned on that unicycle in th surf are ya happy now ****head ? *** hey jenny i was stoned on a beach on my unicycle today "cool" "? what music " massive attack and a bit of kylie "? which bit" th big bit " smile " *** sang in th car sorry man my gorgeous falcon limo on th way home so i guess i musta had a pretty fat time doin background vocals *** ? "the zone" *** pulled up at th light and it was comin out strong showin th young fella wanderin vocals i aint goin out singin tonight just mixin it up chick unhinging in th car next door ah me have to watch it sometimes *** back to tappin on th door *** you see that chick young fella ? *** i took on th mighty bark strewn hill and failed like three qaurters of th way up stepped off and th little fella is like **** remounted on a sideways slip and rode back down it he usually rides down it on his mountain bike th top looks ****in slippery man for a single wheel bill hicks "orange drink" it's a boy's bike thing *** ya gotta take it on *** tool "hooker with a penis" *** oh i know you sang at ya in th street couple of weeks back g'day *** "sounds like your windin yur voice up" i aint goin singin didnt even buy **** "singin high today" go away *** let's have another stab at a guitar track for yur piece jennifer next time we got lots of weed "kuta man" *** put a bass vocal on there t balance "ya drowned it though" "not enough sympathy" more drugs i said then ya listen five years of background vocals with lotsa musos you listen then you sing "close my eyes" "if i see" "3 X A10 F/Salad" "then i'm there" "and that's ****in rare" *** Unknown Artist "Track No01" *** umm pj harvey "bring you my love" *** "3 X A10 F/Salad" *** take yur fruit salad away *** "three by A ten fruit salad" *** the kadeecha man is on sabbatical feel free to record a message when you've finished speaking just kick my servant here in th balls it sets his memory trigger on *** your humble servant "im not surprised" *** the kinks "starstruck" *** ? sorry did you say you **** yur pants didnt meant to scare ya hey paris give me yur dog here ya go wipe yur bum on that *** "Always wondered what she kept that thing in there for" *** i thought it was a sextoy *** only th blonde ones stick em in head first sweetie heres a replacement dont worry about it *** simon and garfunkel "cecilia" *** "maybe she was practising birthing" why you wanna think of paris with a belly full of arms and legs ? "so i can laugh at er" you are a chick *** the beatles "across th e universe" *** i ****in told ya i'm not comin out to sing tonight ****in ekkie heads man loose as *** i like ya just not in that way ok no offense *** hair's gettin outta control jennifer down to th shoulders again "lot longer when we went swimmin" ****in curls *** "growin a beard ?" well hey i'm an aboriginal elder now *** "first ride you ever did with bodypaint" "in surfers paradise after midnight" "as a street entertainer" "was as a kadeecha man" "sorry" "you who arent aussies" "a witchdoctor" true *** george carlin "i aint afraid of cancer" *** storms are gettin worse have to shut down soon takes out th poles pretty normal *** careful now ya have to put this helmet on before you can use th urinal thirty dollar fine man *** laurie anderson "born, never asked" *** ya bitch *** "thought that was my line" says in yur diary ya spoke to paulie and jenny in th womb um mum when ya put me in ballet at four what name did ya write down ? /// ****er beat me up for that one too *** gettin wild outside *** we got us a skyshow *** quick man click on save *** like it matters everything happens exactly th way it's supposed too always and forever more *** "amen" *** hey ma you woulda liked seein yur grandson ****in around in th surf today he's a goey little bugger nearly my size already aggressive as can barely ride th wheel but still takin on th bike way walking crowd and um he's got att i tude this is not a bi cycle we have a bit of fun the verve "catching the butterfly" i think these ppl take drugs little brother got a present fo me dunno if i should give this to ya in front of my son i smoke cones he doesnt a marijuana pot love ya man *** like he doesnt know **** i was talkative on th drive down to redcliffe hey it's fat chick day in kipparing you seen a skinny one yet ? [he does check out all th chicks] *** ya gotta educate em no that one is a yummie mummie she smiled at me when her daughter had finished draggin her gorgeous curlie hair under th water ah spoiled we had a couple moments *** " Smile " she was pretty looked somehow kinda spanish spanglish *** hello pretty girl *** guy on th phone wants to sell me a holiday well usually man i ask to see a chicks tits before i go on holiday with her i'm flattered but **** he laughed then of course he switched to plan b pretty chicks in this surfers paradise holiday i'm a singer man i seen lots of pretty chicks dont have to go anywhere special *** led zeppelin "ramble on" *** on todays track list down there on redcliffe beach *** love th mp3 player i wanna waterproof one *** no big stacks in th water today never disconnected th mp3 player sorry *** only got a little rooster tail comin off th back of jennifer three unicycle today in th surf it's been so long dead low but still a bit springy like it HARD you know but caught enough waves it did th heart good feel so fine inside *** "stoned outta ya gourd" yeah and umm i guess that helps *** th boys are ****in off to th north coast tomorrow on an errand which is where i was gunna go and kinda where i was today where th **** am i going tomorrow ? cause i aint goin out tonight holdin money back *** city high "three way" *** not likely mostly th lesbian girls just touch *** sorry michael man as much as i love it i wanna keep th twenty it costs me to get juiced car and my body which is cheap but aint got much just th pension at th mo you know they dont make me work which is kinda nice and like what i do which is fine too city high "what would you do" go to th beach not there to see YOUR smiles there to jump off my ****in wheel into th water ridin HARD HARDER than you;ll ride on a HARD surface go HARD .. .. .. the land surfer... *** p.s. "the clown is dead" long live the clown *** "god save the clown" why is it sick ? *** i wanna go white beach it's my money *** ram jam "black betty" *** no sweetie the music is so i can't hear you why ? because it's not about you... *** yothu yindi "romance at garma" *** shakepsears sister "catwoman" *** "is that why catwoman was a black woman ?" |
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