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Old May 5th 07, 03:14 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
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Default Should Cyclists Pack Guns?


"BrianNZ" wrote in message
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Stephen Cowell wrote:
"BrianNZ" wrote in message
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evelyn wrote:

how do you know.? I could be bigger than you or stronger than you,
you are makine lots of assumptions because I assume I am a woman. You
have no idea of what kind of person i am, what type of shape I am in,
NOTHING.

Hmmmmm....you assume you are a woman!? Drop your pants and take a
look.....if you have a penis, you are a guy. Hope this helped clear that
assumption up for you.

Unless you are one of those confused individuals who has a penis but
prefers wearing womens clothes......


I want to grow up and be big, strong gun nuts
like you guys!



?? I was just helping evelyn get a grip on what sex she/he is.......


No, you're a big, bad gun nut bullying a nice
bicycle lady.

I like the way you handle that
Evelyn pussy....

"I never had sexual relations with that woman!"


"Mission Accomplished!"

imagine, carrying a gun, yet
admitting there are gun problems in our society!

There are lots of law abiding people with guns who cause no trouble.


There are lots of law-abiding previous child molesters
that cause no trouble.

The problems come about with misuse, so it's more of a people problem than
a gun problem.


NRA Stock Line #32. So we need to get
rid of people? I know! We'll shoot off their
trigger fingers, like Pecos Bill!

A gun problem would be something like misfires or not feeding the rounds
into the chamber properly.........


NRA is for legalizing all drugs! You heard it here!
It's not a 'drug problem', it's a 'people problem'.

That's the good thing about being a gun nut...

Why is it you add 'nut' to anything to do with guns?


'Anything'? Hyperbole, your buddy.

plenty of small penis friends out there.

I don't judge my friends by the size of their penis, but if thats what
your'e into.......different strokes for different folks I suppose!


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  #422  
Old May 5th 07, 12:42 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
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Default If in doubt, shoot!

donquijote1954 writes:

Sure. But then in court you may be able to get away with it by citing
how Bush went into Iraq as a form of pre-emptive strike. If in doubt,
shoot!


Worth a shot I suppose. I am in favor of nuking Tehran right now; but
only as a warning.

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  #423  
Old May 5th 07, 05:25 PM posted to rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
donquijote1954
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Default What kind of handgun for my jetski?

"What kind of handgun for my jetski?"

I guess there are some copycats around. What kind of question is that
when you can simply outrun your predator. Anyway, here's my answer...

"Are you one of those terrorists on the damned fast thing? Try the
suicide bomb."

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Old May 5th 07, 07:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
Bill
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Default If in doubt, shoot!

David Steuber wrote:
donquijote1954 writes:

Sure. But then in court you may be able to get away with it by citing
how Bush went into Iraq as a form of pre-emptive strike. If in doubt,
shoot!


Worth a shot I suppose. I am in favor of nuking Tehran right now; but
only as a warning.

Nuking Tehran is something I have been thinking about. Baghdad too. This
Viet Nam in the sand **** is getting old.
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  #425  
Old May 6th 07, 03:45 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
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In article ,
"Stephen!" writes:
"Mike Young" wrote in news:x%P_h.2577$RX.1560
@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:

Garlic seems to do the trick with vampires. Haven't had a problem in
*years*.



You laugh, but garlic does keep away blood suckers... Eat a lot of
garlic and the mosquitos will leave you alone.


That myth has been busted.


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  #426  
Old May 6th 07, 03:56 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.autos.driving,rec.motorcycles
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On Sat, 5 May 2007 19:45:37 -0700, (Tom Keats)
wrote:

In article ,
"Stephen!" writes:
"Mike Young" wrote in news:x%P_h.2577$RX.1560
@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:

Garlic seems to do the trick with vampires. Haven't had a problem in
*years*.



You laugh, but garlic does keep away blood suckers... Eat a lot of
garlic and the mosquitos will leave you alone.


That myth has been busted.


Ever had a bust that you mythed ?


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