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  #141  
Old October 21st 08, 09:08 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
BrianNZ
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Default Cyclist at war!

S'mee wrote:
On Oct 21, 1:59 pm, BrianNZ wrote:
S'mee wrote:
On Oct 21, 12:12 pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:
SNIP
You are such a well behaved sheep that will blend in the wolf in
sheep's clothing.
What about the wolves who don't wear sheeps clothing, run with the
sheep and wolves and manipulate both to their will??? No clue (why am
I not surprised) Those wolves are called alpha wolves and there are
even Wolves over them...it's good to be THE wolf and not just another
alpha wolf. It's the same whether a push bike or a motorcycle, all do
my will. Even when they don't know they are being manipulated.
--
Keith

A wolf in sheeps clothing will be treated as a sheep!.....minus the oral.


Well isn't that a given? I thought everyone, even those without wolves
understood that. Bugger them if they get in the way.
--
Keith



....and tie them up if they try to get out of the way?
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  #142  
Old October 21st 08, 09:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
KingOfTheApes
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On Oct 21, 3:40 pm, "MikeWhy" wrote:

Now, saying that motor vehicles should have the same rights as
pedestrians or cyclists is like saying that water skiers should be
allowed on all waters in front of a popular beach. The Highway Code by
instigating this non-sensical equality status, that inevitably leads
to the law of the jungle, is bunk. It has the same moral standing as
the South African Pbutt Law."


Sure, go ahead and build your own roads. Use the huge surplus from the
otherwise untapped bicycle road use taxes. The Feds can't fund it, because
bicycles have no interstate commerce value. State, county, and
municipalities can incorporate them as recreational land under eminent
domain. They might even be able to sell bonds to fund construction. Be sure
to write back and let us know that goes. You need to go elsewhere to find
your socialist utopia. Try Canada.- Hide quoted text -

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Bicycles may not be necessary in a system built around waste, but that
doesn't make the bicycle something to be dismissed. Maybe the system
is...

"In a society dominated by the fact of commercial competition, money
is necessarily the test of prowess, and wastefulness the sole
criterion of power." -Upton Sinclair, book 'The Jungle'

  #143  
Old October 21st 08, 09:14 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Default Whatever political differences

On Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:08:40 -0700 (PDT), KingOfTheApes
wrote:

(Whatever political differences MAY be between bikers and bicyclists,
is explained here)

Originally Posted by gcottay

'In the United States. "Biker Joe" would not be a cyclist but rather a
motorcycle rider.'

***

That Joe may be for McCain, but Joe the Cyclist must be for Obama.
Statistically speaking at least.

How many sensible bicycle riders could be voting for McCain when all
he promises is "more drilling"? Obama too but he got the drill from
McCain.


Toll-o-meter gives you a '1' on that one.


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  #144  
Old October 21st 08, 09:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
KingOfTheApes
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On Oct 21, 3:49*pm, "S'mee" wrote:
On Oct 21, 12:12*pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:
SNIP

You are such a well behaved sheep that will blend in the wolf in
sheep's clothing.


What about the wolves who don't wear sheeps clothing, run with the
sheep and wolves and manipulate both to their will??? No clue (why am
I not surprised) Those wolves are called alpha wolves and there are
even Wolves over them...it's good to be THE wolf and not just another
alpha wolf. It's the same whether a push bike or a motorcycle, all do
my will. Even when they don't know they are being manipulated.
--
Keith


Some wolves operate without camouflage...

http://home.triad.rr.com/llambeth/Hitler%20vs%20UBI.jpg

And some wear the sheep's clothing...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/...b__430x410.jpg
  #145  
Old October 21st 08, 09:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
KingOfTheApes
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On Oct 21, 3:59*pm, BrianNZ wrote:
S'mee wrote:
On Oct 21, 12:12 pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:
SNIP
You are such a well behaved sheep that will blend in the wolf in
sheep's clothing.


What about the wolves who don't wear sheeps clothing, run with the
sheep and wolves and manipulate both to their will??? No clue (why am
I not surprised) Those wolves are called alpha wolves and there are
even Wolves over them...it's good to be THE wolf and not just another
alpha wolf. It's the same whether a push bike or a motorcycle, all do
my will. Even when they don't know they are being manipulated.
--
Keith


A wolf in sheeps clothing will be treated as a sheep!.....minus the oral.


And they should be fleeced as well, no?
  #146  
Old October 21st 08, 09:26 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
KingOfTheApes
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(about the civilized behavior of bicycle riders)

Originally Posted by making
"I was on a fairly large group ride this weekend. Hilly Hundred. 5500
or so of the nicest, most polite, friendly people there are. Even
nicer than runners. Yea, I think we are at least well behaved if not
higher evolved."

So long as you don't invite the ones in lycra or Critical Mass,
everything's gonna be all right...

Just kidding. Everybody welcome to the bicycle rides and, please,
leave the beast behind.


  #147  
Old October 21st 08, 10:02 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Default This IS true discrimination

"ComandanteBanana" wrote
"There's no doubt that car drivers need to clean up their act.


No, the answer is to ban cycles from public roads just as they are now
banned from interstate highways.


  #148  
Old October 22nd 08, 04:26 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
KingOfTheApes
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On Oct 22, 3:48 am, "Dave Larrington"
wrote:
,
Bob Myers tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell
us:

(Hint: this has long ago ceased to be of interest to rec.motorcycles.)


It was /never/ of any interest to uk.rec.cycling, but that hasn't stopped
Monkeyboy posting his inane drivel thereto.
--
Dave Larrington
http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
a yo-yo" - Enoch Root.


Just another deep thought and then I'll let you go (at least until
tomorrow)...

"The sheep hate the monkey because he makes them think. And besides,
they are wannabe lions"

  #149  
Old October 22nd 08, 04:53 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message
...
On Oct 22, 3:48 am, "Dave Larrington"
wrote:
,
Bob Myers tweaked the Babbage-Engine to
tell
us:

(Hint: this has long ago ceased to be of interest to rec.motorcycles.)


It was /never/ of any interest to uk.rec.cycling, but that hasn't stopped
Monkeyboy posting his inane drivel thereto.
--
Dave Larrington
http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
a yo-yo" - Enoch Root.


Just another deep thought and then I'll let you go (at least until
tomorrow)...

"The sheep hate the monkey because he makes them think. And besides,
they are wannabe lions"


================
"Here we go in a flung festoon,
Half-way up to the jealous moon!
Don't you envy our pranceful bands?
Don't you wish you had extra hands?
Wouldn't you like if your tails were--so--
Curved in the shape of a Cupid's bow?
Now you're angry, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

Here we sit in a branchy row,
Thinking of beautiful things we know;
Dreaming of deeds that we mean to do,
All complete, in a minute or two--
Something noble and wise and good,
Done by merely wishing we could.
We've forgotten, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

All the talk we ever have heard
Uttered by bat or beast or bird--
Hide or fin or scale or feather--
Jabber it quickly and all together!
Excellent! Wonderful! Once again!

Now we are talking just like men!
Let's pretend we are ... never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!
This is the way of the Monkey-kind.

Then join our leaping lines that scumfish through the pines,
That rocket by where, light and high, the wild grape swings.
By the rubbish in our wake, and the noble noise we make,
Be sure, be sure, we're going to do some splendid things!"


  #150  
Old October 22nd 08, 05:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,rec.motorcycles,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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On Oct 22, 11:53 am, "MikeWhy" wrote:
"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message

...





On Oct 22, 3:48 am, "Dave Larrington"
wrote:
,
Bob Myers tweaked the Babbage-Engine to
tell
us:


(Hint: this has long ago ceased to be of interest to rec.motorcycles.)


It was /never/ of any interest to uk.rec.cycling, but that hasn't stopped
Monkeyboy posting his inane drivel thereto.
--
Dave Larrington
http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
a yo-yo" - Enoch Root.


Just another deep thought and then I'll let you go (at least until
tomorrow)...


"The sheep hate the monkey because he makes them think. And besides,
they are wannabe lions"


================
"Here we go in a flung festoon,
Half-way up to the jealous moon!
Don't you envy our pranceful bands?
Don't you wish you had extra hands?
Wouldn't you like if your tails were--so--
Curved in the shape of a Cupid's bow?
Now you're angry, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

Here we sit in a branchy row,
Thinking of beautiful things we know;
Dreaming of deeds that we mean to do,
All complete, in a minute or two--
Something noble and wise and good,
Done by merely wishing we could.
We've forgotten, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

All the talk we ever have heard
Uttered by bat or beast or bird--
Hide or fin or scale or feather--
Jabber it quickly and all together!
Excellent! Wonderful! Once again!

Now we are talking just like men!
Let's pretend we are ... never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!
This is the way of the Monkey-kind.

Then join our leaping lines that scumfish through the pines,
That rocket by where, light and high, the wild grape swings.
By the rubbish in our wake, and the noble noise we make,
Be sure, be sure, we're going to do some splendid things!"- Hide quoted text -

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Nice poem you put together (or did you copy it?)

Anyway, my twin brother KingOfTheApes made an statement such as not to
post at least for 24 hours... Well, forget about it. I,
ComandanteBanana, made such a great contributions to the ideas of THE
REVOLUTION, that I'm posting over my brother's foolish statements.

Anyway, the VolksBike would be simple and cheap, possibly under $200
for the proles...

Good thing though this NOT a Marxist revolution, so we can afford a
middle class, a rather large one like in Sweden or something, just
that the real big fish will be taxed to control their uncontrolled
appetites.

So this middle class could afford luxuries like the "cooperative made"
"American made" recumbents, which are more laid back to go with the
social status. They are perfectly fine to replace the automobile for
shorter distances while still giving you a nice workout. No more
bellies as a result of being couch potatos.

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Their products are sold nationally and internationally through
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visit the website: www.burley.com."

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