U.S. Cultural Advantage # 26: Cold Beer/Lager, Etc.

Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. You don't want to hang up either. You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

Easy. Don't drink anything that isn't cold.


Bret Cahill

Bret Cahill wrote:
Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. You don't want to hang up either. You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

DECT phone?

On Sep 9, 4:43*am, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say

Any relevance to cycling OR the UK, let alone both?

"Nuxx Bar" wrote in message
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On Sep 9, 4:43 am, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say

Any relevance to cycling OR the UK, let alone both?

Just killfile the idiot.

On 9 Sep, 04:43, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. *You don't want to hang up either. *You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

Easy. *Don't drink anything that isn't cold.

Bret Cahill

Buy quality ale or brew your own, one can only mistake commercial ****-
water for man's ****-water. To know, one must experience.

On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:01:31 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six
wrote:

On 9 Sep, 04:43, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. *You don't want to hang up either. *You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

Easy. *Don't drink anything that isn't cold.

Bret Cahill

Buy quality ale or brew your own, one can only mistake commercial ****-
water for man's ****-water. To know, one must experience.


And look what happened to Numb-nuts after his experiences with you

On 10 Sep, 20:53, Judith wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:01:31 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six
wrote:









On 9 Sep, 04:43, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. You don't want to hang up either. You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

Easy. Don't drink anything that isn't cold.

Bret Cahill

Buy quality ale or brew your own, one can only mistake commercial ****-
water for man's ****-water. * *To know, one must experience.

And look what happened to Numb-nuts after his experiences with you

Pardon!

"thirty-six" wrote in message
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On 10 Sep, 20:53, Judith wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:01:31 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six

wrote:


On 9 Sep, 04:43, Bret Cahill wrote:
Say you are on a land line to a really engaging conversationalist.
After awhile you need to relieve yourself but the phone line won't
make it to the bathroom. You don't want to hang up either. You look
for a nearby container and the only thing within reach is the can from
the bitters you just swilled.

So far so good but how do you you _make sure_ you don't confuse cans
of warm liquid and start drinking warm urine?

Easy. Don't drink anything that isn't cold.

Bret Cahill

Buy quality ale or brew your own, one can only mistake commercial ****-
water for man's ****-water. To know, one must experience.

And look what happened to Numb-nuts after his experiences with you

Pardon!
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I think Simon may have fallen into his own pit after one too many 9 pints a
night sessions. That combined with the badly-wired sauna. I hope not
though.

Any relevance to cycling OR the UK, let alone both?

Just killfile the idiot.

It's only a matter of time before Prince Harry starts getting
killfiled here. For one thing, if he acts silly here, he won't have
to worry about being sent to Afghanistan.

Vice President Joe Biden is one incident away from being sent to
Afghanistan so Afghanistan is apparently a trans or multicultural
punishment.


Bret Cahill