Mr Prescott has been a very naughty naughty boy...

Prescott, you've been very very naughty. You must be punished. No more
holding the nuclear briefcase or planning the construction of 250,000 homes
until you can learn to keep your John Thomas in check....


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the UK
unchecked."

Heracles Pollux wrote:
Prescott, you've been very very naughty. You must be punished. No more
holding the nuclear briefcase or planning the construction of 250,000 homes
until you can learn to keep your John Thomas in check....


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the UK
unchecked."

Why is John Prescott like an IKEA flatpack?

A few screws in teh wrong place and the cabinet falls apart..

Boom Boom

IGMC.

...d

David Martin wrote:

Why is John Prescott like an IKEA flatpack?

A few screws in teh wrong place and the cabinet falls apart..

So they recycle cabinet moinisters as well as jokes in these go-ahead
Green times...

John Prescott is Cecil Parkinson AICM£5!

Pete.
--
Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
net http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

Peter Clinch wrote:
David Martin wrote:

Why is John Prescott like an IKEA flatpack?

A few screws in teh wrong place and the cabinet falls apart..

So they recycle cabinet moinisters as well as jokes in these go-ahead
Green times...

John Prescott is Cecil Parkinson AICM£5!

Not true at all. That was an MFI flatpack.
--
Ambrose

On Fri, 5 May 2006 11:35:41 +0100, "Heracles Pollux"
wrote:

Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the UK
unchecked."

1023 times would be more appropriate.

"Heracles Pollux" wrote in message
...

Prescott, you've been very very naughty. You must be punished. No more
holding the nuclear briefcase or planning the construction of 250,000
homes until you can learn to keep your John Thomas in check....


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the
UK unchecked."


Off Topic. Please mark as such.

Heracles Pollux wrote:


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the UK
unchecked."

Will foreign nationals (even of the released criminal variety) require
one of the new ID cards, I wonder....

--
Andy Templeman http://www.templeman.org.uk/

Stephen Clark wrote:

Off Topic. Please mark as such.

OOC, at which point did you think a thread titled "Mr Prescott has been
a very naughty naughty boy..." was going to be on topic?

NAME: Phil

Off Topic



very

there is no need for political rants on here -- just start up another
helmets string!

--
Trevor A Panther
In South Yorkshire,
England, United Kingdom.

"Heracles Pollux" wrote in message
...

Prescott, you've been very very naughty. You must be punished. No more
holding the nuclear briefcase or planning the construction of 250,000
homes until you can learn to keep your John Thomas in check....


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the
UK unchecked."

On Fri, 5 May 2006 20:30:25 +0100, (Andrew
Templeman) wrote:

Heracles Pollux wrote:


Clarke, go home and don't come back until we have discussed this with your
parents. Write out 100 times, "I will not let foreign criminals roam the UK
unchecked."

Will foreign nationals (even of the released criminal variety) require
one of the new ID cards, I wonder....

Yes, if they're resident in the UK for three months or longer.

All those who are not exactly enamoured with the forthcoming license
to exist and who have an Irish granny, please take note.