Cyclist tries to mow down a squirrel and fails

Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars.'

"over his handlebars" ?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...dent_1_1506030

"Mrcheerful" wrote in message ...

Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars.'

"over his handlebars" ?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...dent_1_1506030

Yet more evidence that cycling is not a viable means of transport.

On 27/09/2012 22:41, Mrcheerful wrote:
Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars.'

"over his handlebars" ?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...dent_1_1506030


Squirrels fault obviously.

These squirrel weapons should be banned.


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

On Sep 27, 10:45*pm, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars..'

"over his handlebars" *?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...otball_manager...

Two thoughts passed through the squirrel's mind at the moment of
impact:-

1. Oh no! I should have worn a helmet!

2. Oh good! It's not Fat Dave the flat-pack assembler, it's just some
northern starveling. I may not be crushed, after all.

One thought passed through the manager's mind at the moment of
impact:-

Oh no! How am I going to blame this on the ref?

On Thursday, September 27, 2012 10:45:50 PM UTC+1, Mrcheerful wrote:


http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...dent_1_1506030

More lies in the subject line from Cheerless.

Have you been taking lessons from Judith the Liar?

"Partac" wrote in message ...

"Mrcheerful" wrote in message ...

Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars.'

"over his handlebars" ?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...dent_1_1506030

Yet more evidence that cycling is not a viable means of transport.
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It's a risky form of transport. If the weather is good, you don't have to
travel far and you don't have to carry much then it's certainly viable.

On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 05:47:01 +0100, John Benn wrote:

"Partac" wrote in message ...

"Mrcheerful" wrote in message ...

Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle
bars.'

"over his handlebars" ?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainment/around-the-web/
football_manager_escapes_death_after_freak_squirre l_accident_1_1506030

Yet more evidence that cycling is not a viable means of transport.
=================================

It's a risky form of transport. If the weather is good, you don't have
to travel far and you don't have to carry much then it's certainly
viable.

I heartily agree, with the further statement that any form of transport
has its risks.



--
Life is a venereal disease with 100% mortality.

Riding too fast for the conditions.

'cycling collision with a squirrel caused him to fly over his handle bars..'

"over his handlebars" *?????

http://www.london24.com/entertainmen...otball_manager...

Must be a pretty big squirrel. Why don't you cut back on the acorns?


Bret Cahill