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Old January 27th 05, 07:00 AM
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Default The true high cost of sodomy - an itemized list

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OK - everyone's hopefully tired of the other thread, so here goes with
an itemized list of what it *really* costs to spend a night f___ing
someone (prices are per couple, assumes use of own apartment or
house):

1. Auto - 10 miles @ 40 cents per mile:.. $4.00
2. Evening parking:...................... $9.00
3. Cocktails:............................ $30.00
4. Dinner for two:....................... $80.00
5. Theater/Opera/Ballet/Symphony Tickets: $120*
6. Drinks at above during intermission:.. $30
7. Late evening bar hopping/dancing:..... $30
8. Condoms:.............................. $6.00**

* middle of the price spectrum.
** variable - depends on how many times per night you
do it.
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Total Cost:.............................. $309.00

Yes folks, sodomy is expensive. :-)



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