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Old July 6th 12, 04:06 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Lance Armstrong has new job - Iraq Ministry of Information

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!" - he was
surrounded

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all" - Oops

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die" - Huh ?


Lance Armstrong

"They’ve got no physical evidence, no lab work, no positive tests,” -
they do Lance

"Most tested athlete in history" - not even close Lance

"Never failed a test" - you've failed them Lance


If this doesn't work out maybe Lance could sell Isuzu's......

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Old July 6th 12, 05:48 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Lance could do this - he's trained for years at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9aW1atFLMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNOvN...eature=related

 




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