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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think
I have it figured out. Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal. Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work. Ventoux 2, Lance 0. --Mike Jacoubowsky Chain Reaction Bicycles www.ChainReaction.com Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think I have it figured out. Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal. Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work. Ventoux 2, Lance 0. Pantani's ghost likes this. |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think I have it figured out. Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal. Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work. Ventoux 2, Lance 0. Ooh, that's harsh. What kind of mind thinks up such things? I'm gonna start calling you Dr. Evil. Mark J. |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
On Jul 10, 2:07*pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky"
wrote: What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think I have it figured out. Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal. Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work. Ventoux 2, Lance 0. You must know a different LANCE than I do. The LANCE I know would get off his bike and make Contador cross the line first before bending over like that. He knows that if he kowtow'ed to Contador he'd get his ass whooped when he got back to Austin. Brad Anders |
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On Jul 10, 3:13*pm, "Mark J." wrote:
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote: Ventoux 2, Lance 0. Ooh, that's harsh. *What kind of mind thinks up such things? *I'm gonna start calling you Dr. Evil. Harshing his mellow johnny. DR |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
Ultimate Nightmare?
His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security. Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy". http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG But I suppose things could get worse. |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think I have it figured out. Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal. Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work. Ventoux 2, Lance 0. Heh heh. |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote: Ultimate Nightmare? His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security. Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy". http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG But I suppose things could get worse. Scary...I wonder are you the former monkey ? |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote: Ultimate Nightmare? His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security. Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy". http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG But I suppose things could get worse. Plonk. |
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Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)
On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote: Ultimate Nightmare? His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security. Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy". http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG But I suppose things could get worse. You could be a Chinese prisoner? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BODIES..._The_Exhibition |
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