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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
www.landrider.com An automatic bicycle? According to the infomercial old people love it. What In The Hell... I was just randomly flipping through the channels and landed on the one for this thing. Wait check this out. http://www.healthandbeautydirect.com...landrider.html LandRider is a quality bicycle that regularly sells for $499.80. Through our special TV offer, you'll receive a $100 rebate direct from the manufacturer when you place your order! And, if you place your order now, you'll also receive a $100 component upgrade -- absolutely FREE! You'll receive the revolutionary new LandRider for just $399.80! The upgrade includes the following high performance components: - Fully adjustable alloy handlebars - Shimano front derailleur - Alloy pedal crank arms - Alloy suspension seat Ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man look at all of those *special features*. Since when is an adjustable handlebar a "Performance Component"? My $100 Avalon has that, and so do the $50 Roadmasters for that mater. Discus. -- --- END OF LINE. Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
Discus.
http://groups.google.com/groups?ie=u...er&qt_s=Search There's been lots of discussion already. Browse through the archives. -- Phil, Squid-in-Training |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
ReptilesBlade wrote:
www.landrider.com An automatic bicycle? According to the infomercial old people love it. What In The Hell... I was just randomly flipping through the channels and landed on the one for this thing. Wait check this out. http://www.healthandbeautydirect.com...landrider.html LandRider is a quality bicycle that regularly sells for $499.80. Through our special TV offer, you'll receive a $100 rebate direct from the manufacturer when you place your order! And, if you place your order now, you'll also receive a $100 component upgrade -- absolutely FREE! You'll receive the revolutionary new LandRider for just $399.80! The upgrade includes the following high performance components: - Fully adjustable alloy handlebars - Shimano front derailleur - Alloy pedal crank arms - Alloy suspension seat Ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man look at all of those *special features*. Since when is an adjustable handlebar a "Performance Component"? My $100 Avalon has that, and so do the $50 Roadmasters for that mater. Discus. I saw this TV ad several years ago. The web site has a 2003 copyright notice on it, so it too is aged a bit. I thought there was an FTC action taken on this item.... but maybe I ma mistaken. Old. At least 2 years old. -- 1) Eat Till SATISFIED, Not STUFFED... Atkins repeated 9 times in the book 2) Exercise: It's Non-Negotiable..... Chapter 22 title, Atkins book 3) Don't Diet Without Supplimental Nutrients... Chapter 23 title, Atkins book 4) A sensible eating plan, and follow it. (Atkins, Self Made or Other) |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
Like the creamic balls discussed in another thread, this is a solution
for a nonexistant problem. IMHO it is for people with more money than brains. HTH, EJ in NJ ReptilesBlade wrote: www.landrider.com An automatic bicycle? According to the infomercial old people love it. What In The Hell... I was just randomly flipping through the channels and landed on the one for this thing. Wait check this out. http://www.healthandbeautydirect.com...landrider.html LandRider is a quality bicycle that regularly sells for $499.80. Through our special TV offer, you'll receive a $100 rebate direct from the manufacturer when you place your order! And, if you place your order now, you'll also receive a $100 component upgrade -- absolutely FREE! You'll receive the revolutionary new LandRider for just $399.80! The upgrade includes the following high performance components: - Fully adjustable alloy handlebars - Shimano front derailleur - Alloy pedal crank arms - Alloy suspension seat Ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man look at all of those *special features*. Since when is an adjustable handlebar a "Performance Component"? My $100 Avalon has that, and so do the $50 Roadmasters for that mater. Discus. |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
Like the creamic balls discussed in another thread, this is a solution
for a nonexistant problem. IMHO it is for people with more money than brains. HTH, EJ in NJ ReptilesBlade wrote: www.landrider.com An automatic bicycle? According to the infomercial old people love it. What In The Hell... I was just randomly flipping through the channels and landed on the one for this thing. Wait check this out. http://www.healthandbeautydirect.com...landrider.html LandRider is a quality bicycle that regularly sells for $499.80. Through our special TV offer, you'll receive a $100 rebate direct from the manufacturer when you place your order! And, if you place your order now, you'll also receive a $100 component upgrade -- absolutely FREE! You'll receive the revolutionary new LandRider for just $399.80! The upgrade includes the following high performance components: - Fully adjustable alloy handlebars - Shimano front derailleur - Alloy pedal crank arms - Alloy suspension seat Ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man look at all of those *special features*. Since when is an adjustable handlebar a "Performance Component"? My $100 Avalon has that, and so do the $50 Roadmasters for that mater. Discus. |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
E Willson wrote:
Like the creamic balls discussed in another thread, this is a solution for a nonexistant problem. Maybe, maybe not. Haven't we all seen cyclists suffering up a hill in the smallest rear cog on their multi-speed bikes? I'm convinced that a lot of cyclists just don't understand what gears are good for. I suppose that educating them would be much cheaper than putting an automatic transmission on their bike, but not necessarily easier (assuming these autoshift things work reliably). -- I do not accept unsolicited commercial e-mail. Remove NO_UCE for legitimate replies. |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
Victor Kan wrote:
E Willson wrote: Like the creamic balls discussed in another thread, this is a solution for a nonexistant problem. Maybe, maybe not. Haven't we all seen cyclists suffering up a hill in the smallest rear cog on their multi-speed bikes? I'm convinced that a lot of cyclists just don't understand what gears are good for. I suppose that educating them would be much cheaper than putting an automatic transmission on their bike, but not necessarily easier (assuming these autoshift things work reliably). The shifting profile is meant for easy cruising, and this system would prevent a rider from sprinting due to the uncertainty of shift timing. -- Phil, Squid-in-Training |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
Just another product marketed to our senior population. It fits in with
other fine products like : Major League Base Ball Cadillac (or any GM product) Bose The states of Florida & Arizona Golf I just hope i die before my mind gives way to that crap. |
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Could this be the furture of bicycles, or just a sick joke?
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:20:23 -0600, ReptilesBlade
wrote: www.landrider.com An automatic bicycle? According to the infomercial old people love it. What In The Hell... Just the most recent in a long series; the immediate predecessor was the Autobike, with a centrifugally-operated der on the rear and just a freewheeling front single setup. This one adds a double in the front, but that's not much of a change. They conveniently neglect to mention explicitly that this setup is only semi-auto as a result. As for old people liking it, that's a gross exaggeration IMO; the thing forces a fairly fast cadence, and oldsters have a tendency to be mashers by nature. The way these auto-shift setups generally work, you never get out of first gear if you don't get up to at least 60rpm, though they may have calibrated this one for a lower cadence when running on the big ring. Even so, I suspect that any success in selling the unit to the geriatrically disenhanced will owe its success to the loss of sales resistance that some people develop as a result of age-related metal deterioration. (I know of one local assisted-living facility that quietly had their cable provider block all of the shopping channels a while back due to this problem.) I was just randomly flipping through the channels and landed on the one for this thing. Wait check this out. http://www.healthandbeautydirect.com...landrider.html The domain name itself is a Big Clue. Can you say "endless infomercial"? "LandRider is a quality bicycle that regularly sells for $499.80. Through our special TV offer, you'll receive a $100 rebate direct from the manufacturer when you place your order! And, if you place your order now, you'll also receive a $100 component upgrade -- absolutely FREE! You'll receive the revolutionary new LandRider for just $399.80!" At this point, I believe the Lovely Assistant is cued to say "Wow! What an incredible bargain!" The upgrade includes the following high performance components: - Fully adjustable alloy handlebars - Shimano front derailleur - Alloy pedal crank arms - Alloy suspension seat Zowie. Ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahaha . I think you ran out of lung again before you were finished cracking up there. It's okay, really, this *was* a belly-laugher, after all. Oh man look at all of those *special features*. Since when is an adjustable handlebar a "Performance Component"? My $100 Avalon has that, and so do the $50 Roadmasters for that mater. I'm shocked and astounded that they didn't make a feature out of the "high-efficiency chain drive", and that they didn't call the optional water bottle and clip a "hydration container with quick-access holder". Ghods, I hate admen. -- Typoes are a feature, not a bug. Some gardening required to reply via email. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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