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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
On Oct 25, 3:41*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds Dumbass - God created the shrimp in his own image. thanks, Kurgan. presented by Gringioni. |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
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, Anton Berlin wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds "Just why the mantis shrimp needs such a rarefied level of vision is unclear, although researchers suspect it is to do with food and sex." There is nothing to add to that sentence. -- Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/ "In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls." "In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them." |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
Ryan Cousineau wrote:
Anton Berlin wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds "Just why the mantis shrimp needs such a rarefied level of vision is unclear, although researchers suspect it is to do with food and sex." There is nothing to add to that sentence. Ah, the hive mind. I just tweeted it before I read your reply. |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
On Oct 25, 6:43*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
... although researchers suspect it is to do with food and sex." The universal explanation. I have always loved the analogous catch-all explanation by anthropologists/archeaologists "... not known, although it is believed it was for religious purposes." DR |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
On Oct 25, 9:32*pm, DirtRoadie wrote:
On Oct 25, 6:43*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote: ... although researchers suspect it is to do with food and sex." The universal explanation. I have always loved the analogous catch-all explanation by anthropologists/archeaologists *"... not known, although it is believed it was for religious purposes." DR And the winner is DIRT ROADIE by three and a half lengths!!!! |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
Ryan Cousineau wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds "Just why the mantis shrimp needs such a rarefied level of vision is unclear, although researchers suspect it is to do with food and sex." There is nothing to add to that sentence. Dumbass: It must have been something to do with Jews and kashrut. |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
On Oct 25, 6:41*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds Because their dicks are so tiny. R |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
RicodJour wrote:
On Oct 25, 6:41 pm, Anton Berlin wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds Because their dicks are so tiny. That would make more sense if female shrimp's vagina's were tiny requiring good eyesight to locate. Natural selection would then favour male shrimps with good eyesight and small dicks (unless female shrimps preferred males with big dicks of course). |
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Why would Jesus give better eyesight to shrimp?
On Oct 26, 4:38*am, Donald Munro wrote:
RicodJour wrote: On Oct 25, 6:41 pm, Anton Berlin wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_shrimp_dvds Because their dicks are so tiny. That would make more sense if female shrimp's vagina's were tiny requiring good eyesight to locate. Natural selection would then favour male shrimps with good eyesight and small dicks (unless female shrimps preferred males with big dicks of course). The article did not mention a difference in visual acuity between the shrimp sexes, so they are probably similar. If a female shrimp saw a male shrimp with a little hard shrimp approaching, she'd probably laugh at him and hightail it. Neuroses are formed that way. DAMHIKT. R |
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