jumping off th skatebowl wall on a unicycle

jumping off th skatebowl wall on a unicycle
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hi psychic blog wot rabbits in
music

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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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wow man

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recliffe bowl today

dropped over



clean

+++

i still got it
more drugs over here ...

..
..
..


kept th mp3 player blaring
so i didnt have to answer any questions

but smiled back
at whoever smiled at me

+++

it's a man;s bike
droppin over th wall

no ****ups

goin down th wall but


a fair few goin up

+++

didnt make that one

+++

th warmup
down th seawall

i dropep dina t nicole sands

told me how well
nipplelcamp
would handle conditions

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hit th ramp
goin down th
floating platform

new paint and

all wet



i got downth ramp and
did a ewie on th platform


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Nirvana
'Territorial ****ings'
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comin off th ramp
th uni tyre

did th nicest slide

down th painted
steel checker plate


only a foot and half


nicely controllable

yr ready for th bowl dear

+++

she felt

slid as


as solid as
a suspension uncicyle

can

flight test
in th wild

+++

tried a coupel different paths
up th wall

+++

dont mind stackin it

goin up

goin down is
another story

+++


she smiled at me

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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
+++

not here to rabbit
here to


flight test th monoshock


+++

uni cycle

+++

rode it thru th grinding rail

a couple of times

+++

and back over th wall

from th other direction

+++

th wall bein slanted

i couldnt get th


right to left pass


+++


goin up


+++

maybe another bourbon
or one less pretty girl watchin or

one less person filming

+++


ran out of drugs int h car or i
would had another ocne

before jumpin in


still well out of it though

+++


i still got it


45 yrs old and

still jumpin over th skatebowl wall
on somethin that aint

suitable

+++

that first
drop over th wall

been a while and

on a different tyre


have ya got stiction yet girl ?

+++

behaved gorgeous

i got no scars

+++

part of th
pre flight was


along th seawall
at redcliffe

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and along th
lagoon;s wall

+++

anythin to dial in th eye

+++

a couple of clicks

ridin th wrong way against th traffic


on th bitumen to

steal th nerve and




into th bowl

+++

beautiful test flight

+++

th monoshock bounced predictably

on every

down


it;s th ups

that we experiment on



three falls out of four attempts

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mostly just steppin onto th top

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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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is my speed right ?


my angle of atack ?



lastly

are my balls up to it ?

+++


go hard nippleclamp

+++

when i get it

just right


and th wheel

just climbs over th top



i smile

+++

if it was less populated
i might have gone for

air



not today

not on anzac day

+++

just get me up th wall

+++

goin down
is th scary bit


have to bunny hop th combing

th steel on th
edge

+++


feelin air
as th shockie extends


goin over th edge

+++

plant it
on th wall and

turn in

and down


to ride off th trick

+++


enough smiled

th rest dont count

+++

not communicating
with th patrons of th bowl
at wot i'm doing

playin with

angle of attack


how straight up and down
can i hit th wall

+++

not very
not yet anyway

+++

but i got over th top
enough times

my ego


****in healthy

+++

my proficiency fly

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Laurie Anderson
'Big Science'
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th smaller knobbies
i can feel th difference


on th wall

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more grip but

still no grip


in th final foot or so

+++


so vertical

+++

and topped by a
slick steel combing


no traction

+++

at two thirds
up th wall


u know if u have th pace

+++

it'll crest


+++

at one point
i stayed in th bottom of th bowl

chuckin broadslides

cmon tyre

+++

cmon brain
this is

doable

+++


another run

+++

feel th wave
passin down my back and then

down my legs


askin th wheel for
maximum thrust

+++

cmon ya ****stick unicycle
th pretty chick is filming

+++

and over th top

+++

ah well

+++

not here t make

conversation

+++

th mp3 player at
maxvol

+++

here's a man who lives a life of danger - lyirc

+++


i'm a psychic hitman

it's a


hobbie

+++

one ****head
out on th warmup

asked me where my other wheel was

i abused him


called him a cockhead

+++

ridin th wrong way down th road


not now buddie

+++

know where i'm gunna be in twenty

+++

droppin over th wall

+++

smile

+++

sorry
****in big smile

+++

not th same without th ****in

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D12
'Purple Hills'
+++

like doin exctasy without gettin laid

+++

fillin th hashpipe
play amongst yrselves
smoek em if'n ya got em
..
..
..

nice big fat bud
get in my hash pipe


..
..
..

**** that slide
off th


floating pontoon ramp was

gorgeous

+++

th tyre squeeled in protest but

we got around th fishing tackle box

+++

not listening t any ****


u stuff a wheel down th ramp and onto th
pontoon

listening

+++


boring
heard it before

is that so madaam

+++

one kid told me i was

talented


go thru th music


yeah man


+++


cant buy yr mother a cup of coffee but

+++


yummie mummie

+++


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Icehouse
'Icehouse'
+++

changed their named to
flowers


when th song hit big

+++

can remember
flirting with my girlfriends mother
when it came out

+++

a dark horse she called me

+++

but then
i was th dirty little murderers boy

+++

i had some kind thought of u today


cute arse

+++

saw one chick
lift her tits

just that bit higher

after i started playin in th bowl


for a change



they let me play for a while

before reinfesting it

+++


one skatie nearly hit me

and th cute chick


looked askance at me

easily avoided


i care

+++

but on this day

i dropped over th edge


of th skatebowl wall



and i still
dont feel any older

+++

as usual
i ahd th wildest beast

+++


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?
'?'
+++



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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'The Festival of Life'
+++

th
lst

monoshock suspension unicycle


prototype

+++

gorgeous bounce trippy
th ockie straps have


nearly tamed th bitch

+++

suspension topout
has ceased anyway

+++

still

better to ride in barefeet

ya can grip th pedals

+++

a number of cars

hit th horn and
hung out th windows

to cheer me on

u know


th usual

+++

it's all good

+++

was nice droppin in at nicole sands

+++


this hot blonde


nearly dripped on my foot

+++


there there dear

+++

****in safety bicycles

+++

it's a
girl's bike


argggggghhhhh


+++


nice smile
th tits are better

+++

shoulda yelled out
jump up and down


i think she would of

+++

i had a lot of fun
surfin th

seawall


warmin up

+++


when i stop lookin


at th edge



i'm ready for th bowl

+++

when th
20th chick

has given me



that look


+++

yeah alright darlin

+++

only real man

u'll see on th boardwalk this day

+++


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+++
Pink Floyd
'?'
+++

shine on you crazy diamond

+++

stuffinth unicycle
thru th soft beachsand


lookin for where it

grabs

+++


takin out bushes

on th edges



to slow down th wheel and

try to throw us off



not this time matey

+++

i hit th bowl with

welcome to the machine


blaring in my ears

+++

a brief rest on th post

has everybody clocked th beast's
arrival

into th bowl

can i jump off th edge safely now

+++


one braodslide to

let all th inhabitants know


a man;s bike

has entered th bowl

+++


coming out t play

+++

i


survey th inhabitants and


drop in

+++


clean and



just lovely


th oohs an aahs


creepin thru th



music



but

background

+++

i can concentrate
on my entry points


without hearin th squeels

just as i go


over th edge

+++

****ed without music

+++

th crwod
dont care if i can

concentrate

+++

mindful of purpose

+++

balanced on one wheel


i drop over where th bicycles and

skateboards rule

+++

they smile


secretively and
generally after they;ve done

soemthing trick

+++


a young man
in th learner bowl



just gettin it

+++


we exchange a glance and

he does it again

+++

a smile

+++


u've got that bit young man

+++


to th nxt hurdle

+++

and then

th big wall

+++

but

if th old fella


wi th grey whiskers


can drop over it

on one wheel


i can on

two

+++

cant have th old man
showin up th kids but

no matter how much air i get

i cant beat th unicycle


droppin over th wall

+++

i smile and
say

i cant do that man


but th pilot

he said that once


too

+++

sailin off th edge

half cut

+++

flyin a prototype

+++

is this
how i pictured my middle age ?

+++

man

+++

more drugs over here...
..
..
..

i shouldnt be here
showin u up


why am i in front of u ?

+++

yeah u can
drop over the edge on one wheel but

u use both on th landing


take off th front wheel smartarse

+++


****in safety bicycle
count th wheels


and th same size

hasnt developed in a
hundred yrs

+++

more air

+++


go hard ****

+++

th chicks and
guys will still drip more


when th one wheel beast
just clears th wall

+++

i let down

+++

but i'm an empath and
they;re were too many chicks watchin

+++

u know
hard and grizzled


unicycle veteran that u are

+++

nine tripel vodkas and

slide dwon walls after midnight and

still

th show must go on

+++


maybe ya dont

+++

come nippleclamp
away

+++

and run another ten red lights ina row

after midnight


entertaining th freaks

+++

i been missing ok

+++

run out of town by th pigs

+++

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Dusty Springfield
'Goin' Back'
+++

shouldnt have psychically kileld those

two senior feds



but um

queensland pigs
dont admit esp is real so
its all good

no charges

+++

but
they booked me

for failin to keep left

on th footpath



in town

+++


cant play amongst th posts

denied

+++

wanderin other towns
brisvegas off my travellin list


hittin skatebowls

+++

more respect


sorry

+++

th eyes of
a ten yr old littl eboy

after i've just
cleared th wall on nippleclamp

+++

no words just


"i'm listening t th mp3 player"


a nod


a smile and



**** man

+++


i wish i could do that

+++


u can ****

+++

u can

+++

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+++
Simon & Garfunkel
'The Sound of Silence (Live)'
+++

but u


have t want to



bad

+++

and when it bites

u



just cave

+++

my unicycle
goes just about anywwhere

and in flight test we


push th boundaries

+++

take it where
only th zen masters can go

+++

into th surf

+++

down th moving travellator

+++

on th moving
floating and wet

pontoon



th tyre squeelin in th wet paint

+++

so close


th edge


+++

and twenty feet deep of water

if it sails off th edge

+++

only one in existence but

not babied


far from it

+++

besides

we got lots of pictures

+++

sorry
i dotn share

nippleclamp'sphoto
taken by so many

without permisssion

i very rarely


put a photo up

+++

lethal kadaitcha man



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The Kinks
'Set Me Free'
+++

of kuta

onboard

+++

takin photos is

bad



th shade

+++


but i still ride in daylight

+++

five guys
hangin off a balcony

tellin me
how ****hot i am

ridin tame at th moment

+++

just unlaxed
waitin for th nxt car to scare

+++

on th roundabouts

comin round th wrong way

+++

this isnt scary

th skatebowl is


nxt

+++

but th cage driver




he dont know that

+++



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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
+++

wot am i doing here ?

+++

in reality
just warmin up

to stick it down th bowl


warming up th tyre and
scuffin it up and



gettin settled
in th saddle


a nice five k's

+++

a nice dance on th wheel and

fly on th edge for a while


on th seawall


on th top step


in th afternoon gusty seabreeze

+++

th mp3 player
goin to low battery status

it wont change tracks


stuck with wot we got

+++

get up to full flight
on a boppie song

on th wall


bum boncing in th seat


absorbed by th shockie

+++

on ya nippleclamp

a nice canter

+++


pull off th edge t clear th pedestrians and


back to th edge

+++

then zig zags

to th edge and back


+++


trusting

th tyre

+++

hittin soft white sand drifts

at speed and



cruisin thru

+++


still grinning
at th gorgeous slide

down th wet painted checkerplate

+++


so controllable

+++

and forgiving enough

if i **** th angle up


less than five degrees

it'll do it anyway

+++

i smoke this cone

this



dried green flowers
of th cannabis sativa plant

remembering my best slide
of th day

..
..
..



i had a crash
in th kiddies section

which th young fella liked


back up on th wheel
on th first attempt

+++

crashed at speed but

landed on my feet


running

+++


changin tracks

+++

was on th grass

a bump

+++

on ya nipplelcamp
livin up to yr name

bucked me again

+++

but not as often

as ya used to

+++

slowly
we're tamin th beast

so it can accept learners

+++


chester rides it better

than his hardtail

+++

a better shockie and
maybe brakes for learners

+++

oh and
a wider swingarm
so we cn shoehorn a bigger tyre in

had fun playin in th autumn leaves

on th end of th path

+++

we built close tolerances

+++

pivots close to th wheel

+++

not knockin it trippy



beautiful thing


makes surfin th land



more comfortable

+++

no bike pants now

no bicycle pants just
a pair of boxers and


a pair of hemp pants

+++



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The Avalanches
'Frontier Psychiatrist'
+++

a horsie

+++

and some hemp
inside th guts

+++


couple of bourbons

+++

maybe 7

+++

come nippleclamp
away

wot cant u ****in ride thru
or over

+++

th flower beds


"no we got thru them"

+++

"this dickless tracy smiled and"
"searched for th smallest fine she could give me"

+++


still fined ya

"whiel starin at my crotch"

+++

"not my fault i'm well hung"
"yes dear, just me in there"

+++

she took enough photos

+++

"hope she gets off"

+++

been a whoel 2 yrs since i was asked to strip

on stage

th unicycle
makes a nice body

+++

my mother smiles

+++

at 43

+++

pls dont ask again

+++

wasnt how i pictured middle age

i'm psychic not

omnipotent

+++

"a cartoon psychic knows everything"
here in th real world

where we get five percent

+++


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+++
David Essex
'Rock On'
+++

i didn get rock on


not a decent clue

to th song about t play




i get enough



at least to train it

+++

i dropped over th wall today david


been tryin to lift yr circles song but




limewire cant find it

sorry


plenty of this one though

+++


was a nice song

i'd sing it


humpin money thru th carnival

+++

all th fun of th fair

+++

if i can just
get this cash

back to th truck

unmolested

+++

it was an exciting job

+++

neither th bushwhackers or
th taxmman

caught me

in 17 yrs



my gift

+++



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+++
A Perfect Circle
'Lullaby'
+++

th security staff asleep
we'll get th five ton truck thru th gate

in and out

without bein seen

we did it yesterday young man

+++

and again

+++


it;s a gift

+++

good timing

+++

know when to pull into th gate

he's sloped off for a ****


waved in

+++

at indy race track
a week after 9 eleven

+++

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+++
Nickelback
'Nickelback - Because of you'
+++

umm

+++

****

+++

so i put a blood money curse
ont h internet

7 days before th world trade centre

parked itself in it;s basement

and my magic proven to hit


max

at day 7

+++


i care

+++

i used to

+++

i think

+++

been australia's
psychic hitman so long i

dont know anymore

+++

cant i just testfly unicycles ?

+++

****in feds left me alone

th local coppers rolled over


wouldnt sign off on it but

enough scared

+++


and up till that one
i'd kept it offshore

+++

tried to warn em even

+++

dont accept esp is real
gives me

free reign

+++

besides which


dr azahari and
christopher skase


put smiels on

four out of five cops

in th street

when i admitted whackin em

+++


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+++
A Perfect Circle
'3 Libras'
+++

while th dickless tracys played it straight
surreal


five cops and the

witchdoctor


talkin evil and

secret service stuff


in th street

+++

i got a little problem

+++

wanna run by ya

+++

cause i face my fears

+++

wot's th queensland police's opinion

on esp psychic killing


said i was whackin hippies and


was two senior feds ada
diplomat and

i sent th clue page

7 days before to

senior pigs and
an indonesian diplomat



plane crash in indo day seven


two senior feds kiled and an
aussie diplomat


i'm in it

+++


diary page titled

10 dead hippies sitting on th wall



on day minus seven

which is th page i sent


well

+++


i took th contract
to killt h hyippies

in that page

all backwards


i saw
plane crash in 7 days as

terrorist incdent

so says my psychic diary


offical position pls

+++


ok

+++




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+++
Nirvana
'Something In The Way'
+++

doesnt exist
leaves me in th clear

+++

lucky

had to kil th hippies

to throw clues to

two senior feds

dyin in plane crash

if one dead hippie should acidently fall

u still seein it as an accident guy ?

+++


i saw a terrorist incident

7 days before it hit


i stick wi that

+++


th results are not

in

+++

i appelaed to th
boss of th
secret services in oz

+++

i got a problem with local law
mainly cause i'm an

accredited witchdcotor
pls look at th record

+++


secret agent triple o of

the australian aboriginal secret service

+++

our man drops dead

7 days later


with no back trail

+++


will th bitch i
pu tin as my replacement




be as good as i was

th male pigs asked me

+++



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+++
Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
+++

she's got balls

+++

if she takes th job seriously


i have faith in her

let me go

+++

they dont want me to retire

+++

wont touch me

+++

my record

+++

th one that gets them is


when i pointed th bone of death

at the islamic terrorsit ****s


online and

th northern pakistan earthquake

hit th nxt morning

+++


they got too much milage


out of that one

+++

th secret
witchdoctor of australia


he revenged kuta beach alright

+++

a ****in black

organisation

+++

so black i

dont get doen in rbts anymore

+++

can drive drunk

+++

too lethal for one thing

+++

"too slippery for another"

"cant incarcerate my body"
"th system, dont know how to look after it"

+++


a unique condition


crystal balls

+++

so sensitive
they whinge

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+++
Monkees
'I'm a Believer'
+++


in th presence of a woman

+++


****in allergic to woemen

i smoek drusg and

do th hardest thing i can do

r

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+++
Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
+++

ide a unicycle



20 min

it';s
comfortably numb

wot chicks

+++

th first double oh seven was

celibate

+++

i'm a triple oh


double oh's


dont get to kill enough ppl

+++


pussies

+++

i aksed
my boss

about my license to kill

i'm still waiting

+++

in th meantime
ancient aboriginal law

still stands

australia


still has th death penalty

hey christopher skase

+++


our black brothers marched today
as anzacs

first time


about time


+++

i agree though

they should be mixed but

how did they fight ?

+++

and wot did they cum hoem to ?

oh


vietnam


u came hoem badly too

+++



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+++
Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
+++

th guys i found

growin drugs in th hills


th booby traps man

+++

straight out of nam

+++


th kind of guys
who knock off th crop sitters


for th compost
for th nxt batch

+++

we got on

+++

but i used to drink tea
wi th hitmen

in th fairground

+++

minder to th money

+++

my boss didnt liek me runnin money for other ppl but

it happened

+++


like arthur daley
when push came to shove

arthur caved

+++

handy bein th right hand

+++

gotta find a bowl


tha doesnt have a sloped ridge



it puttin me off

+++

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+++
Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Country Bumpkin'
+++

just a vanilla bowl

in some country town

+++


somethin i can

dial in on


and write nice things about

+++


put

vanilla skatebowl for th uncicyle


string


in a posting somewhere

in newsgroup land

now wher eu fdound it


i'll find it

+++


if it;s a good bowl
and u love it enough


is it clean ?

is it covered in tags ?


and slippery

+++

u wanna see a suspension unicycle go over it;s edge

+++


maybe ya will

+++


i didnt hit a bowl in byron bay

on th weekend


i apologise


hit redcliffe's bowl today


at th beach

inland nxt i think

+++

outback maybe

+++

maybe i do a net search on
bowls in



th outback

+++


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+++
The Kinks
'Come Dancing'
+++

if it looks like fun

+++

wot its about



life


..
..
..


pirate jenny
"black"

'the land surfer"

+++
p.s.

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The Kinks
'Till The End Of The Day'
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