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Old October 19th 06, 03:30 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


1. Do Not Have Sex With Sting Rays

2. Eat Sting Ray Do Not Have Sex With Them
Because Then It's Something To Die For.

3. should used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

4. you should wear your Ray Bans to keep out the harmful rays.

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Old October 19th 06, 04:39 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


The 8 year old has a damn sight more brains than you do, sicko.

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Old October 19th 06, 05:26 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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an 8 year old would come up with better jokes, too


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Old October 19th 06, 05:51 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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"531Aussie" wrote in
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an 8 year old would come up with better jokes, too


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Old October 19th 06, 05:57 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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Betty wrote:
What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


1. Do Not Have Sex With Sting Rays

2. Eat Sting Ray Do Not Have Sex With Them
Because Then It's Something To Die For.

3. should used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

4. you should wear your Ray Bans to keep out the harmful rays.


What Did Betty Learned In School? How To Type Words Good!

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Old October 19th 06, 07:00 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


1. Do Not Have Sex With Sting Rays

2. Eat Sting Ray Do Not Have Sex With Them
Because Then It's Something To Die For.

3. should used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

4. you should wear your Ray Bans to keep out the harmful rays.


Cheap and not funny
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Old October 19th 06, 07:35 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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In all honestly. I think waking up to discover my cock in flames would
be more amusing than reading the below rubbish.

Betty wrote:
What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


1. Do Not Have Sex With Sting Rays

2. Eat Sting Ray Do Not Have Sex With Them
Because Then It's Something To Die For.

3. should used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

4. you should wear your Ray Bans to keep out the harmful rays.


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Old October 19th 06, 09:53 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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Hi there,

Bobs wrote:
In all honestly. I think waking up to discover my cock in flames would
be more amusing than reading the below rubbish.


Total agreeance. BTW, amused is hardly how I'd feel waking
to find my dick in flames. Don't think I'd wish that even
on my worst enemy, but if that enemy poked their dick at my girl
I'm sure she'd grab it, twist until it separated from its host,
then throw it on the nearest fire...at least he then wouldn't
feel the pain of it burning... :-)

Betty wrote:

What Did Bindi Irwin Learned From Moron Dad


1. Do Not Have Sex With Sting Rays

2. Eat Sting Ray Do Not Have Sex With Them
Because Then It's Something To Die For.

3. should used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

4. you should wear your Ray Bans to keep out the harmful rays.


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Old October 19th 06, 11:03 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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betty you are an idiot a very stupid idiot

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Old October 19th 06, 11:04 AM posted to nz.general,aus.tv,aus.bicycle,rec.pets.herp,rec.animals.wildlife
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betty you are an idiot a very stupid idiot

 




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