DEAR CANNONDALE

Dear cannondale,

Yawl know hw I love muh Cannondale hillclmber. Its so light, we float up the hill out of Portland in the puring rain ah grinnin. UP UP UP till Ima gona die of a stroke. Great fun.

EYEYEYYHHAHHAHHAHA

n cumin down WHEEEEEEEE ZOOOOOM

WWWHHHHANNNNG THRU THE GRAVEYARD

ZAAAAAM thru Sonics

WHHHHEEEEEE


However, on yesterday's ride up Mount Schlump to the Schlump Overlook overlooking scenic Slabville, I pulled an slightly....not much but using my digital vernier maybe .005 inch over the CF cage diameter like it should give a but right Mate ?

INSTANT EPO E DRINK Out of the cage.

I fell onto the road with the seatpost in my ass, a face full of can-CF cage- unnnngh attached to 6" by 2" frame tube section stuck into my palm with 2 stain less steel rivenuts.

I wuza bleeding like a stuck pig. One ah my front teeth crawled into the bushes.

My buddy called an ambulance.

I got 54 stiches n a quart of blood.

The cage was installed by the Cannondale shop in Shingletown.

Is the covered by warranty ?

On 9/19/2013 9:58 PM, datakoll wrote:

Dear cannondale,

Yawl know hw I love muh Cannondale hillclmber. Its so light, we float up the hill out of Portland in the puring rain ah grinnin. UP UP UP till Ima gona die of a stroke. Great fun.

EYEYEYYHHAHHAHHAHA

n cumin down WHEEEEEEEE ZOOOOOM

WWWHHHHANNNNG THRU THE GRAVEYARD

ZAAAAAM thru Sonics

WHHHHEEEEEE


However, on yesterday's ride up Mount Schlump to the Schlump Overlook overlooking scenic Slabville, I pulled an slightly....not much but using my digital vernier maybe .005 inch over the CF cage diameter like it should give a but right Mate ?

INSTANT EPO E DRINK Out of the cage.

I fell onto the road with the seatpost in my ass, a face full of can-CF cage- unnnngh attached to 6" by 2" frame tube section stuck into my palm with 2 stain less steel rivenuts.

I wuza bleeding like a stuck pig. One ah my front teeth crawled into the bushes.

My buddy called an ambulance.

I got 54 stiches n a quart of blood.

The cage was installed by the Cannondale shop in Shingletown.

Is the covered by warranty ?



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