Feeling better now

I'm getting on a bit now - 60 - so November to February is out,
other than local use of hack bike. I cracked today, she said she was going
out all day, good I thought, I know what to do. Its cold here so I went down
the garage got a sheet of 4 x 8 old wall board, laid it down in the middle
room over the carpet and turned the heating on to maximum Hawaii-style heat!
Then for 4 hours I cleaned, adjusted, oiled, polished and generally lavished
total love on my beloved bike! I feel better now and March is only around
the corner.

Please, please don't tell her will you!