H G Wells

On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

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IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

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PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.


He does seem rather obsessed by such things.

Perhaps he has nothing to say on cycling matters.

We know he has nothing *worth* saying: perhaps he has realised that he really
has nothing to say on the subject at all.

On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:41:02 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

And HG Wells said:
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.

You claim that Wells was using the term incorrectly.

On 01/04/2014 20:58, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:41:02 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

And HG Wells said:
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.

You claim that Wells was using the term incorrectly.

No, I'm stating that you don't understand the meaning of Utopia.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:13:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 20:58, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:41:02 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

And HG Wells said:
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.

You claim that Wells was using the term incorrectly.

No, I'm stating that you don't understand the meaning of Utopia.

I have a very clear understanding of the term.

Now - do *you* understand the relationship between speed, time and
distance?

On 02/04/2014 08:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:13:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 20:58, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:41:02 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

And HG Wells said:
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.

You claim that Wells was using the term incorrectly.

No, I'm stating that you don't understand the meaning of Utopia.

I have a very clear understanding of the term.

Clearly - you don't.


--
Dave - Cyclists VORC
Bicycles are for Children. Like masturbation, something you should grow
out of.
There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want
to ride a bike."

On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:24:16 +0100, Bertie Wooster
wrote:

snip


Now - do *you* understand the relationship between speed, time and
distance?


Do you understand what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means?

Here it is: just for you.

Obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental health condition where a person
has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviour.

On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:44:20 +0100, Judith
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:24:16 +0100, Bertie Wooster
wrote:

snip


Now - do *you* understand the relationship between speed, time and
distance?


Do you understand what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means?

Here it is: just for you.

Obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental health condition where a person
has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviour.

Yes - I have often wondered if that is the reason for your obsession
with various cyclists.

Now you have identified your disorder, perhaps you will seek
treatment.

Good luck! The road to recovery is bound to be difficult, but have
courage - the results will be a better you (it can't be any worse).

On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:37:16 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 02/04/2014 08:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:13:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 20:58, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:41:02 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 19:29, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:13 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 01/04/2014 08:52, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:14:29 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 31/03/2014 20:48, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:38:20 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

No: it is you who is wrong-
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+utopia

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!

Plankwit's farted!

Cwispie shows his ignorance yet again.......

=============
IGNORANCE TEST A
=============

Calculators may be used, show your working.


Q1. If a cyclist rides for 7 miles at an average of 12 miles per hour,
how long has he cycled for?

Q2. If a motorist drivers for 7 miles at an average of 70 miles per
hour, how long has he driven for?

Q3. If a cyclist rides at an average of 12 miles per hour, and a
motorist at an average of 70 miles per hour, how much faster is the
average speed of the motorist than the cyclist?

===============
PLANKWIT'S ANSWERS
===============

A1. 84 minutes
7 x 12 = 84

A2. about 8 minutes
7 x 70 = 490
490 ÷ 60 = 8 and a bit
The bit doesn't matter

A3. 4
I just know the answer

Another diversionary tactic to cover your ignorance I see.

Oh yes, I forgot - your literary genius exceeds that of HG Wells's.

We were talking about Utopia, retard.

Clue.

And HG Wells said:
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.

You claim that Wells was using the term incorrectly.

No, I'm stating that you don't understand the meaning of Utopia.

I have a very clear understanding of the term.

Clearly - you don't.

Tell me again - who defined the term?

And what is the relationship between speed, time and distance, you
seem to have accidentally omitted to answer the question?