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PRDR: Post Ride Death Report
So I'm driving home after a Wednesday night ride, heading west on 52.
All the sudden I see a large bird out of the corner of my eye -- BOOM he hits my roof or rack and I assume bounces or flies off. Then some guy starts honking and pulls beside me -- I think maybe my bike got knocked loose or something -- roll down window and he shouts, "You've got a hawk in your bike!" We both pull over on the shoulder, and check it out. Turns out it's a HUGE horned owl, wedged between the rack fairing and cross bar. We're not sure if he's dead, and the talons warrant extreme caution. He shines a flashlight on its chest -- no movement at all. Finally, I pull on one foot, and surprisingly the bird just easily slips out from under the rack. I "escort" him to the ground gently but rather quickly; poor thing is dead as a doornail. (Unless it was totally unconscious, but I don't think so.) Coyote food, I guess Good Night, Noble Beast -- Blessed, Peaceful Sleep. Bill "fair to midland white hunter" S. PS: Yeah, Mikey, I know: senseless destruction of wildlife by selfish mountain biker. Not sure it even touched the bike; will do forensic study in daylight tomorrow... |
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Things like this suck, I had a hawk fly into a little shop I used to work on by the beach before we could get it to fly back out of the door it ramed the glass trying to escape and ended up breaking it's own neck. I was really upset we couldn't have saved it but there is little you can do when you have a second to react, sorry it happened but nothing can be done -- Aurawolf |
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S o r n i So I'm driving home after a Wednesday night ride, heading west on 52....snip All the sudden I see a large bird out of the corner of my eye -- BOOM he hits my roof or rack and I assume bounces or flies off. MURDERER!!!! :-C Between CC and your stories I am thinking those roof racks are nothing but trouble :-P Jimbo(san) -- Jimbo(san) |
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QUOTE=S o r n i]So I'm driving home after a Wednesday night ride, heading west on 52. All the sudden I see a large bird out of the corner of my eye -- BOOM he hits my roof or rack and I assume bounces or flies off. Then some guy starts honking and pulls beside me -- I think maybe my bike got knocked loose or something -- roll down window and he shouts, "You've got a hawk in your bike!" We both pull over on the shoulder, and check it out. Turns out it's a HUGE horned owl, wedged between the rack fairing and cross bar. We're not sure if he's dead, and the talons warrant extreme caution. He shines a flashlight on its chest -- no movement at all. Finally, I pull on one foot, and surprisingly the bird just easily slips out from under the rack. I "escort" him to the ground gently but rather quickly; poor thing is dead as a doornail. (Unless it was totally unconscious, but I don't think so.) Coyote food, I guess Good Night, Noble Beast -- Blessed, Peaceful Sleep. Bill "fair to midland white hunter" S. PS: Yeah, Mikey, I know: senseless destruction of wildlife by selfish mountain biker. Not sure it even touched the bike; will do forensic study in daylight tomorrow... That sucks. (This next part may offend some, so: earmuffs) Why does it have to be some *cool* bird? Can't it be a crow or sea gull? I hate them. I know they *all* have a role in the grand scheme of things, but so do wacko freaks like mv and mosquitos, but I don't like them either. Years ago we had a bird of unknown variety get lodged between the windshield and wiper of our car while driving from GJ to Denver on 70. The worst thing was it was *not* dead when we pulled over. I'm sure the folks buzzing by were wondering why the hell we were wrestling with a bird on the side of the interstate. I'll pour some beer on the curb for the dead owl. K. -- ireman_1 |
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"S o r n i" wrote in message . ..
So I'm driving home after a Wednesday night ride, heading west on 52. All the sudden I see a large bird out of the corner of my eye -- BOOM he hits my roof or rack and I assume bounces or flies off. Then some guy starts honking and pulls beside me -- I think maybe my bike got knocked loose or something -- roll down window and he shouts, "You've got a hawk in your bike!" We both pull over on the shoulder, and check it out. Turns out it's a HUGE horned owl, wedged between the rack fairing and cross bar. We're not sure if he's dead, and the talons warrant extreme caution. He shines a flashlight on its chest -- no movement at all. Finally, I pull on one foot, and surprisingly the bird just easily slips out from under the rack. I "escort" him to the ground gently but rather quickly; poor thing is dead as a doornail. (Unless it was totally unconscious, but I don't think so.) Coyote food, I guess Good Night, Noble Beast -- Blessed, Peaceful Sleep. Bill "fair to midland white hunter" S. PS: Yeah, Mikey, I know: senseless destruction of wildlife by selfish mountain biker. Not sure it even touched the bike; will do forensic study in daylight tomorrow... I ran over a rattlesnake last week in my van. I went back but it was a goner. I didn't have any bikes with me, so I wasn't a mountain biker. |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 06:07:10 +0000, S o r n i wrote:
He shines a flashlight on its chest -- no movement at all. Finally, I pull on one foot, and surprisingly the bird just easily slips out from under the rack. I "escort" him to the ground gently but rather quickly; poor thing is dead as a doornail. (Unless it was totally unconscious, but I don't think so.) Coyote food, I guess A friend of a friend (possible myth) was driving through the outback in Australia with some friends in a 4x4 and knocked over a kangaroo. The guys got out and decided to have a bit of fun with the dead 'roo. They picked it up and posed with it for the camera, and then one guy put his jacket on it and a pair of sunnies and again got their photo taken. At which point, the 'dead' 'roo comes to its senses and bounds off in to the bush wearing this guy's jacket. Inside which were his passport and wallet... |
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Aurawolf wrote:
Things like this suck, I had a hawk fly into a little shop I used to work on by the beach before we could get it to fly back out of the door it ramed the glass trying to escape and ended up breaking it's own neck. I was really upset we couldn't have saved it but there is little you can do when you have a second to react, sorry it happened but nothing can be done We had a beautiful hawk fly into our window, he was only moderately stunned and got hung up by a claw in the screen so that he was hanging upside down. Here's what we did: got some heavy gloves out, put a pillow case over it's head and then gently removed it. We then laid it in a quiet protected corner of the yard where cats and dogs couldn't get to it, and then it left of it's own volition when it was recovered. Penny |
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bomba sez:
A friend of a friend (possible myth) was driving through the outback in Australia with some friends in a 4x4 and knocked over a kangaroo. The guys got out and decided to have a bit of fun with the dead 'roo. They picked it up and posed with it for the camera, and then one guy put his jacket on it and a pair of sunnies and again got their photo taken. At which point, the 'dead' 'roo comes to its senses and bounds off in to the bush wearing this guy's jacket. Inside which were his passport and wallet... WOW! They should make a movie about that! I'm sure it would be a box office blowout! :-7 -- T o m Dillon Lakewood, CO Z to S to email |
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Sunastar wrote:
bomba sez: A friend of a friend (possible myth) was driving through the outback in Australia with some friends in a 4x4 and knocked over a kangaroo. The guys got out and decided to have a bit of fun with the dead 'roo. They picked it up and posed with it for the camera, and then one guy put his jacket on it and a pair of sunnies and again got their photo taken. At which point, the 'dead' 'roo comes to its senses and bounds off in to the bush wearing this guy's jacket. Inside which were his passport and wallet... WOW! They should make a movie about that! I'm sure it would be a box office blowout! :-7 Yeah call it "Kangaroo in a Jacket" No wait that's too long, how 'bout "Kangaroo Jacket" OK I've got it... |
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paladin -top posting "S o r n i" wrote in message ... So I'm driving home after a Wednesday night ride, heading west on 52. All the sudden I see a large bird out of the corner of my eye -- BOOM he hits my roof or rack and I assume bounces or flies off. Then some guy starts honking and pulls beside me -- I think maybe my bike got knocked loose or something -- roll down window and he shouts, "You've got a hawk in your bike!" We both pull over on the shoulder, and check it out. Turns out it's a HUGE horned owl, wedged between the rack fairing and cross bar. We're not sure if he's dead, and the talons warrant extreme caution. He shines a flashlight on its chest -- no movement at all. Finally, I pull on one foot, and surprisingly the bird just easily slips out from under the rack. I "escort" him to the ground gently but rather quickly; poor thing is dead as a doornail. (Unless it was totally unconscious, but I don't think so.) Coyote food, I guess Good Night, Noble Beast -- Blessed, Peaceful Sleep. Bill "fair to midland white hunter" S. PS: Yeah, Mikey, I know: senseless destruction of wildlife by selfish mountain biker. Not sure it even touched the bike; will do forensic study in daylight tomorrow... |
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