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  #31  
Old May 9th 07, 10:29 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro
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benjo maso wrote:
How is that possible? He said himself that he only planned to take doping,
didn't he?


sergio wrote:
So you trust him?
You are a believer, Benjo.


Who is the god of Irony ?

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  #32  
Old May 9th 07, 11:37 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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ilan wrote:
Reminds me of Dario Frigo, who said that his doping arsenal during the
Giro was only to give him moral strength because of the possibility of using it
if he really needed to.


Cyrus De Kline wrote:
Really really stupid, since the syringes in Frigo's posession were
found to contain only saline solution after all ...


Dumbass
Pound has declared the placebo effect as being contrary to the 'spirit and
ethics of sport'. WADA are also working on a hypnosis test.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39082



  #33  
Old May 9th 07, 11:42 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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William Asher wrote:
If there isn't already, there soon will be a religion that espouses storing
ones own blood as a way to achieving grace. Sort of like LDS and a 2-yr
food supply. Better yet would be the Church of the Red Corpuscle which
considers high hematocrit holy and epo a sacrament. I would start the
church myself but I am booked solid on weekends building counterfeit e-
meters.


The LIVEDRUNK(tm) thing is getting a bit old hat. Perhaps rbr should
expand into other sectors and start a new religion. We might even attract
some movie stars like Tom Cruise to promote our religion. And if we can't
get movie stars, there should be some pro cyclists on sabbatical around
who could it for much less.
  #34  
Old May 9th 07, 12:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Bob Schwartz wrote:
benjo maso wrote:
I frankly admit that for I moment thought that Basso had really used
doping. I'm quite relieved that my suspicion is completely unfounded.


I just hope his dog is well.


Franky VdB lent him his dog's medication.
  #35  
Old May 9th 07, 12:20 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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paolo wrote:
On May 8, 1:45 pm, sergio wrote:
On 8 Mag, 19:31, "benjo maso" wrote:

I'm quite relieved that my suspicion is completely unfounded.

Please, enlighten me.
I am not quite sure yet.

Sergio
Pisa


But no-one has located the dog? Or have we?????
http://www.spaziocaccia.it/gallery/a...i/Pict0027.jpg

But look what the blood did to him
http://www.protty.it/Album/raduno_ro...icial%26sa%3DN

  #36  
Old May 9th 07, 12:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Dan Gregory wrote:
paolo wrote:
On May 8, 1:45 pm, sergio wrote:
On 8 Mag, 19:31, "benjo maso" wrote:

I'm quite relieved that my suspicion is completely unfounded.
Please, enlighten me.
I am not quite sure yet.

Sergio
Pisa


But no-one has located the dog? Or have we?????
http://www.spaziocaccia.it/gallery/a...i/Pict0027.jpg

But look what the blood did to him
http://www.protty.it/Album/raduno_ro...icial%26sa%3DN


try
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...icial%26sa%3DN
  #37  
Old May 9th 07, 02:35 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 8, 5:13 pm, Ewoud Dronkert
wrote:

Here's vintage Elisa. Her outlook is about the same as her brother's.http://www.hersenscheet.com/images/beach1.jpg


Is that how you were raised? Poking people in the eye first thing in
the morning?
I'm blind in one eye and the other one is watering.
Yet somehow, I'm oddly aroused.

R

  #38  
Old May 9th 07, 02:53 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Curtis L. Russell
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On Wed, 09 May 2007 10:42:52 +0000, Donald Munro
wrote:

The LIVEDRUNK(tm) thing is getting a bit old hat. Perhaps rbr should
expand into other sectors and start a new religion. We might even attract
some movie stars like Tom Cruise to promote our religion. And if we can't
get movie stars, there should be some pro cyclists on sabbatical around
who could it for much less.


Add stain glass windows to a bar, find a bartender that doesn't mind
wearing a stole, and get a good bouncer to keep the sanctimony in line
and I think you are in business. In the U.S., I can't see you getting
a non-profit status for this without a iron-clad creed. The UUs and
Buddhists were grandfathered in...

But, damn, get a bartender that knows how to pour a good drink that
still makes a profit, errh, margin and you would be rolling in money,
being a non-profit and all. Don't know if wafers are cheaper than
peanuts or not, and you'd probably have to add salt to sell beer.

All that said, allowing dancing is probably irreligious.

And a True Believer may believe a light beer can taste as good as a
regular beer, but I wouldn't want to share a sacrament with the dude.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
  #39  
Old May 9th 07, 02:55 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Curtis L. Russell
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On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:21:30 +0100, Dan Gregory
wrote:

Dan Gregory wrote:
paolo wrote:
On May 8, 1:45 pm, sergio wrote:
On 8 Mag, 19:31, "benjo maso" wrote:

I'm quite relieved that my suspicion is completely unfounded.
Please, enlighten me.
I am not quite sure yet.

Sergio
Pisa

But no-one has located the dog? Or have we?????
http://www.spaziocaccia.it/gallery/a...i/Pict0027.jpg

But look what the blood did to him
http://www.protty.it/Album/raduno_ro...icial%26sa%3DN


try
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...icial%26sa%3DN


Interestingly, he looks happier and less guilty in the second picture.
  #40  
Old May 9th 07, 03:01 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Curtis L. Russell
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On 8 May 2007 15:40:09 -0700, sergio wrote:

So you trust him?
You are a believer, Benjo.


We are suspicious of your unwillingness to suspend disbelief.

Curtis L. Russell
rbr Faith Assessor and Lord High Executioner
We haven't chosen a method yet, but it will hurt lots, better believe
it.
 




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