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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
Yes, let's forget about stereotypes.
There you were coming onto Nepean Highway. I was going down the hill into your path. You looked back up the hill for cars, then you looked to the left for oncoming traffic. You didn't actually look at me at all. Then you proceeded forward, on your way to run me over. Then you saw me, and you couldn't believe that I was where I was. So why wasn't I right in your path? Because I was watching you very closely, and I anticipated that you would do exactly what you did. So I braked hard and went around the back of you. Why? Because 20 years of riding on the roads convinced me that you would most likely drive in the worst manner possible. So now you know. Next time you will look for bicycles. But I won't actually believe that you will stop until you actually stop. |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
AndrewJ wrote:
Yes, let's forget about stereotypes. There you were coming onto Nepean Highway. I was going down the hill into your path. You looked back up the hill for cars, then you looked to the left for oncoming traffic. You didn't actually look at me at all. Then you proceeded forward, on your way to run me over. Then you saw me, and you couldn't believe that I was where I was. So why wasn't I right in your path? Because I was watching you very closely, and I anticipated that you would do exactly what you did. So I braked hard and went around the back of you. Why? Because 20 years of riding on the roads convinced me that you would most likely drive in the worst manner possible. So now you know. Next time you will look for bicycles. But I won't actually believe that you will stop until you actually stop. Hey, that must be the same blond 4wd driver that failed to give way to me on a roundabout last week in Perth - and she was on her mobile at the time. She gets around doesn't she? Like you, it was my anticipation that prevented a serious accident. The car in point here was a BMW 4wd - is there a wankier? I'm struggling to think of one. DeF. -- e-mail: d.farrow@your finger.murdoch.edu.au To reply, you'll have to remove your finger. |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
On Mar 28, 2:30 pm, DeF ""d.farrow\"@your finger.murdoch.edu.au"
wrote: AndrewJ wrote: The car in point here was a BMW 4wd - is there a wankier? I'm struggling to think of one. Porsche Cayenne turbo. Ultimate wankfest. |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. -- LotteBum |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
AndrewJ Wrote: Yes, let's forget about stereotypes. Thought you were being remarkably restrained. As female cyclist I believe in a level playing field and all that. Most of the time a Zen-like demeanour is wise, although I'm equally apt at coming up with creative expletives no ones ever heard before, ie: adding "tard" on the end of certain words. -- cfsmtb |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
On Mar 28, 2:56 pm, LotteBum LotteBum.2o5...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote: I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. One advantage with the wank cars (shiny 4wd, etc) is that you _know_ that they're really gonna hate it when you thump on their door with a cleat. |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
LotteBum Wrote: I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. Where's that list now......? - Prados; - Pajeros; - anything with a V8 engine, but especially Landcruiser V8s as they seem to come with a special arrogance suppository for their drivers; - tradesmen's utes; - any driver in a hat; - Volvos; - taxis; - courier vans (but not couriers on 2 wheels whether motorised or not); - any 4WD that is picking-up or droping off the brats at a school ; - any 4WD where the driver is too short to see over the steering wheel and looks through it instead; and - any sedan containing 4 young lads (flanny shirts optional) - they have usually all turned their brains off and are using one of their number's dangly bits to do their collective thinking. SteveA -- SteveA |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:35:21 -0700, Duncan wrote:
Porsche Cayenne turbo. Ultimate wankfest. Audi Q7. Similar kind of price for the most powerful. -- Dave Hughes | "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
SteveA wrote:
LotteBum Wrote: I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. Where's that list now......? - Prados; - Pajeros; - anything with a V8 engine, but especially Landcruiser V8s as they seem to come with a special arrogance suppository for their drivers; - tradesmen's utes; - any driver in a hat; - Volvos; - taxis; - courier vans (but not couriers on 2 wheels whether motorised or not); - any 4WD that is picking-up or droping off the brats at a school ; - any 4WD where the driver is too short to see over the steering wheel and looks through it instead; and - any sedan containing 4 young lads (flanny shirts optional) - they have usually all turned their brains off and are using one of their number's dangly bits to do their collective thinking. SteveA B-double drivers who think that the wetter the road, the faster you should approach yellow lights. |
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dear mrs blonde 4wd driver
DeF ""d.farrow\"@your finger.murdoch.edu.au" wrote:
Hey, that must be the same blond 4wd driver that failed to give way to me on a roundabout last week in Perth - and she was on her mobile at the time. It was a long call. She was still on the phone when she tried to run me over on the roundabout at the corner of Golf Links Road and Mackay-Bucasia Road. P |
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