Dave Clinger: Major League Dumbass

K. Gringioni wrote:
How do you know that his life is out of balance?

Musashi wrote:

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT HE HAS TO SAY?


After a couple laser treatments I can assure you that his ink will be
out of balance.

By the way, this whole Clinger thing is the stupidest thing in bike
racing since the Mavic wireless derailleur. Webcor is old news and no
one really cares -they've "jumped the shark" as RVD would say.

While we're at it, I don't buy the whole, "they've all got day jobs"
thing. I'll bet the young guys are all in school with no job, most
race full time, a few have minor "work obligations" and one or two
token guys have the grinder jobs and race occasionally.
Sounds no different than any other team out there.

On 20 Feb 2005 16:34:59 -0800, "Kurgan Gringioni"
wrote:


Musashi wrote:

Dumbass -

How do you know that his life is out of balance?

thanks,

K. Gringioni.


RimJobber-

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT HE HAS TO SAY?



Dumbass -

Ya. From the website the Gorilla posted:

"It would be easy to beat this up into a team vs rider confrontation,
but it seems both sides are actually trying to achieve a reasonable
outcome. "


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

ScrotumCheese-

To quote the great philosopher, Dirty Ponytail Chang-
"It's not even hard to figure out, but in today's world it seems like
people have to be hit in the face with something otherwise they won't
get it."

If you're not an imbecile, you sure make a world-class effort at
simulating one.

You're welcome,
Musashi

Musashi wrote:
Dumbass -

Ya. From the website the Gorilla posted:

"It would be easy to beat this up into a team vs rider
confrontation,
but it seems both sides are actually trying to achieve a reasonable
outcome. "


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

ScrotumCheese-

To quote the great philosopher, Dirty Ponytail Chang-
"It's not even hard to figure out, but in today's world it seems like
people have to be hit in the face with something otherwise they won't
get it."

If you're not an imbecile, you sure make a world-class effort at
simulating one.




Dumbass -

Hit me in the face then.

Just because a guy gets a very ugly tattoo doesn't make him mentally
unbalanced. From all the interviews I've read, he seems quite rational.
Please show me a quote where he seems otherwise. I'm very willing to be
proven wrong in this instance.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Yeah, Dumbass

getting some mythical warrior face mask without knowing jack about the
history of the people......"I read a book somewhere, and it seemed
neat."

asking the fiance what she thinks after getting it.

knowing the team might have objections, so 'only' getting 80% of the
tattoo to be safe.

stating that it means something to you, is personal, with deep meaning,
and then reversing and saying that it is now problem to get it removed
to please the team.

what a headcase. mental imbalance would be an understatement.


crit PRO

Oh yeah....the funniest. Misses the next two three months, but has big
races later on in july in the US to do. Uh, hello. The US season ENDS
at Georgia, cept for Philly and SF.

On 20 Feb 2005 19:41:07 -0800, "crit PRO" wrote:

Oh yeah....the funniest. Misses the next two three months, but has big
races later on in july in the US to do. Uh, hello. The US season ENDS
at Georgia, cept for Philly and SF.


Precisely.

Other gems

"I knew it would be controversial, but I kind of just did it... I
needed it, and wanted it."

Uhh, you "needed it"?


"I'm so competitive, racing bikes year after year, I felt it falls in
line with being a warrior."

Yea, that's what people think of when they think Warrior.... cyclists.


"It's somewhat of a publicity stunt as well, nobody in the cycling
community has a facial tattoo."

Shouldn't that alone be a hint? Anyone else in sports have one? Oh,
yea, Mike Tyson. Good job genius.

"I looked into removal before I even got it."

The one hint of temporary sanity.

Ponytail, I can't "prove" he's a nutter but all of the evidence is
there. His Polynesian girlfriend even knew it was crazy. And she's
from a culture where's it's somewhat accepted.

If you can't spot the nutter, maybe it's because you ARE a nutter.

Musashi

Chang chang, chang,, chang's a foo-ool

Musashi wrote:
On 20 Feb 2005 19:41:07 -0800, "crit PRO" wrote:

Oh yeah....the funniest. Misses the next two three months, but has
big
races later on in july in the US to do. Uh, hello. The US season
ENDS
at Georgia, cept for Philly and SF.


Precisely.

Other gems

"I knew it would be controversial, but I kind of just did it... I
needed it, and wanted it."

Uhh, you "needed it"?


"I'm so competitive, racing bikes year after year, I felt it falls
in
line with being a warrior."

Yea, that's what people think of when they think Warrior....
cyclists.


"It's somewhat of a publicity stunt as well, nobody in the cycling
community has a facial tattoo."

Shouldn't that alone be a hint? Anyone else in sports have one? Oh,
yea, Mike Tyson. Good job genius.

"I looked into removal before I even got it."

The one hint of temporary sanity.

Ponytail, I can't "prove" he's a nutter but all of the evidence is
there. His Polynesian girlfriend even knew it was crazy. And she's
from a culture where's it's somewhat accepted.

If you can't spot the nutter, maybe it's because you ARE a nutter.



Dumbass -

Dude gets a bad tattoo and he's a wacko to be scorned.

Dude does cocaine till it kills him and we're supposed to admire him.

I understand.


K. Gringioni.

On 20 Feb 2005 22:59:48 -0800, "Kurgan Gringioni"
wrote:




Dumbass -

Dude gets a bad tattoo and he's a wacko to be scorned.

Dude does cocaine till it kills him and we're supposed to admire him.

I understand.


K. Gringioni.


****Face-

Is it that? Or did I say they are both mentally ill?

If Clinger's tattoo led to his untimely death it wouldn't be cool to
rag on him.

You low life ****ing dickwad.

And comparing Clinger to Pantani as a cyclist would be like comparing
your brain to a rock. Clinger and your brain just don't measure up.

Dip****.

You're welcome,
Musashi

Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
Musashi wrote:
On 20 Feb 2005 19:41:07 -0800, "crit PRO" wrote:

Oh yeah....the funniest. Misses the next two three months, but has
big
races later on in july in the US to do. Uh, hello. The US season
ENDS
at Georgia, cept for Philly and SF.


Precisely.

Other gems

"I knew it would be controversial, but I kind of just did it... I
needed it, and wanted it."

Uhh, you "needed it"?


"I'm so competitive, racing bikes year after year, I felt it falls
in
line with being a warrior."

Yea, that's what people think of when they think Warrior....
cyclists.


"It's somewhat of a publicity stunt as well, nobody in the cycling
community has a facial tattoo."

Shouldn't that alone be a hint? Anyone else in sports have one? Oh,
yea, Mike Tyson. Good job genius.

"I looked into removal before I even got it."

The one hint of temporary sanity.

Ponytail, I can't "prove" he's a nutter but all of the evidence is
there. His Polynesian girlfriend even knew it was crazy. And she's
from a culture where's it's somewhat accepted.

If you can't spot the nutter, maybe it's because you ARE a nutter.



Dumbass -

Dude gets a bad tattoo and he's a wacko to be scorned.

Dude does cocaine till it kills him and we're supposed to admire him.

I understand.


K. Gringioni.

THAT is a low blow. Leave the family of Len Bias alone. He COULD have
been the next Michael Jordan. The Boston Celtics never did recover
after that. You are an asshole.