Engineers

As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Forc
personnel here...

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civi
engineers

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets


Steve(How come when I studied engineering the university sent m
letters with BE Civil on them? - Did they think I was not civil?)

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SteveA

SteveA wrote:

As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Force
personnel here....

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.



Steve(How come when I studied engineering the university sent me
letters with BE Civil on them? - Did they think I was not civil?)A



Civil Engineer is as much of an oxymoron as Environmental Engineer.

(Note to self: Don' t mention this to spouse (BE, UWA))

Duncan.

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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:35:31 +1000, SteveA
wrote:


As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Force
personnel here....

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

chem engineers build propellants and payloads, elec's build guidance
systems, and agricultural engineers blow bubbles.

Carl Brewer Wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:35:31 +1000, SteveA
wrote:


As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Force
personnel here....

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

chem engineers build propellants and payloads, elec's build guidance
systems, and agricultural engineers blow bubbles.

More importantly Chemical Engineers make beer

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PiledHigher

On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 18:35:11 +1000, PiledHigher
wrote:


Carl Brewer Wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:35:31 +1000, SteveA
wrote:


As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Force
personnel here....

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

chem engineers build propellants and payloads, elec's build guidance
systems, and agricultural engineers blow bubbles.

More importantly Chemical Engineers make beer!

^make^drink

Three years ago I couldn't spell "engineer", now I are one

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"SteveA" wrote in message
...

As we have a fair representation of engineers and a few Defence Force
personnel here....

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

Steve(How come when I studied engineering the university sent me
letters with BE Civil on them? - Did they think I was not civil?)A
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SteveA

Hey....do I get bonus points???? I fit both categories.

Of course, being an electrical engineer I am fully aware that there are only
10 types of people in this world.......those that understand binary and
those that don't.

Gags (also aware of the fact that 42 is 9 x 6 in base 13!!!)

DeF wrote:

Civil Engineer is as much of an oxymoron as Environmental Engineer.

(Note to self: Don' t mention this to spouse (BE, UWA))

Duncan.

umm ahhh

Carl Brewer wrote:
agricultural engineers blow bubbles.


I didn't know Michael Jackson was an agricultural engineer?

I don't have a problem with engineers. Particularly not the money m
engimineer brings home and lets me spend.

Haw haw

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LotteBum