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I invented Finite Element Analysis
Dumbasses -
More specifically, Gred Lemond and I invented Finite Element Analysis. I can't take all the credit, especially since he's the one who showed me the Virtue of Virtual accomplishments. Too bad Trek and all those Taiwanese clone bicycle makers stole the idea from us and marketed it to the aerospace, automobile and high rise construction industries. *******s. thanks, K. Gringioni. |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message
oups.com... Dumbasses - More specifically, Gred Lemond and I invented Finite Element Analysis. I can't take all the credit, especially since he's the one who showed me the Virtue of Virtual accomplishments. Too bad Trek and all those Taiwanese clone bicycle makers stole the idea from us and marketed it to the aerospace, automobile and high rise construction industries. *******s. Congratulations. -- Snippy, inventor of the Internet |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
More specifically, Gred Lemond and I invented Finite Element Analysis. I can't take all the credit, especially since he's the one who showed me the Virtue of Virtual accomplishments. Snippy Bobkins wrote: Congratulations. -- Snippy, inventor of the Internet The virtual internet was invented by al gore. However if you add parallel universes to the virtual win/accomplishment concept then you may consider yourself an internet inventor. Donald ceo rbr virtual patent office |
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On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 21:48:23 +0200, Donald Munro
wrote: The virtual internet was invented by al gore. However if you add parallel universes to the virtual win/accomplishment concept then you may consider yourself an internet inventor. Are these virtual Internets virtually SPAM free? If its all in your head, are they Intranets? I starting to feel like Zippy again... Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels... |
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Curtis L. Russell wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 21:48:23 +0200, Donald Munro wrote: The virtual internet was invented by al gore. However if you add parallel universes to the virtual win/accomplishment concept then you may consider yourself an internet inventor. Are these virtual Internets virtually SPAM free? If its all in your head, are they Intranets? I starting to feel like Zippy again... Of course you can have a virtual private network... |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
Donald Munro wrote:
The virtual internet was invented by al gore. Why is it this myth won't die? |
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"Earl" wrote in message
. .. Donald Munro wrote: The virtual internet was invented by al gore. Why is it this myth won't die? Gore to receive Internet lifetime achievement award PT May 5, 2005 NEW YORK - Al Gore may have been lampooned for taking credit in the Internet's development, but organizers of the Webby Awards for online achievements don't find it funny at all. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7746308/ The "Al Gore said he 'invented' the Internet" put-downs were misleading, out-of-context distortions of something he said during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN's "Late Edition" program on 9 March 1999. When asked to describe what distinguished him from his challenger for the Democratic presidential nomination, Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Gore replied (in part): "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet..." http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp -- Snippy the Boobilator, Internet Madman |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
Kurgan Gringioni wrote: I invented Finite Element Analysis. Dumbass, Why did you stop there? |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message oups.com... Dumbasses - More specifically, Gred Lemond and I invented Finite Element Analysis. I can't take all the credit, especially since he's the one who showed me the Virtue of Virtual accomplishments. Too bad Trek and all those Taiwanese clone bicycle makers stole the idea from us and marketed it to the aerospace, automobile and high rise construction industries. *******s. Ok, Ok, all joking aside. Go back to the summer of '94. While the rest of Greg's GAN team mates were resting, eating, getting a rubdown after another stage in the TdF Greg would be in there recovering after the stage as well, but he would also be working with Algor Inc. helping them with their FEA automatic midplane meshing CAD program. Funny how it was 1994 that Algor Inc. was to launch their four-node (quadrilateral) finite element mesh engine. Ok, so Greg stepped off his bike on stage 6 on the Cote des Loges- Marchis, kilometer number 183 from the start in Cherbourg and ended his bid at the '94 TdF. (side note) one day I hope to go to the 183 km point from Cherbourg and stand on that spot on the ol Loges-Marchis and think of Greg. I don't know who was more sad and empty that day: Otto Jacome, Julien DeVriese, or me. Not Lance nor any other tour rider will ever be able to say: "I helped pioneer the first 3-D solid mesh CAD engine that creates eight-node brick interior solid elements (hexahedrals) from a surface mesh of four-node surface elements (Hexagen)". And then those damn Taiwanese "tourists" book into the La Quinta Motor Inn in Reno at about the same time that funny stuff was going on at the Giant bicycles plant in Heredia, Costa Rica. Someone at either the the Pittsburgh or London division of Algor Inc. knows something what really happened with Greg, and I'm going to find out! |
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I invented Finite Element Analysis
Jack Maars wrote:
"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in message oups.com... Dumbasses - More specifically, Gred Lemond and I invented Finite Element Analysis. I can't take all the credit, especially since he's the one who showed me the Virtue of Virtual accomplishments. Too bad Trek and all those Taiwanese clone bicycle makers stole the idea from us and marketed it to the aerospace, automobile and high rise construction industries. *******s. Ok, Ok, all joking aside. Go back to the summer of '94. While the rest of Greg's GAN team mates were resting, eating, getting a rubdown after another stage in the TdF Greg would be in there recovering after the stage as well, but he would also be working with Algor Inc. helping them with their FEA automatic midplane meshing CAD program. Funny how it was 1994 that Algor Inc. was to launch their four-node (quadrilateral) finite element mesh engine. Ok, so Greg stepped off his bike on stage 6 on the Cote des Loges- Marchis, kilometer number 183 from the start in Cherbourg and ended his bid at the '94 TdF. (side note) one day I hope to go to the 183 km point from Cherbourg and stand on that spot on the ol Loges-Marchis and think of Greg. I don't know who was more sad and empty that day: Otto Jacome, Julien DeVriese, or me. Not Lance nor any other tour rider will ever be able to say: "I helped pioneer the first 3-D solid mesh CAD engine that creates eight-node brick interior solid elements (hexahedrals) from a surface mesh of four-node surface elements (Hexagen)". And then those damn Taiwanese "tourists" book into the La Quinta Motor Inn in Reno at about the same time that funny stuff was going on at the Giant bicycles plant in Heredia, Costa Rica. Someone at either the the Pittsburgh or London division of Algor Inc. knows something what really happened with Greg, and I'm going to find out! Please sell me the movie deal!!! /d |
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