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two things i hate about you
two things i hate about you
+++ one yur not naked on my bed two yur nicole kidman +++ two's enough +++ the kinks 'apeman' +++ now i need to smoek some drugs scuse i +++ "pls dont tell nickie" "she'll only laugh at me" +++ thought you were choppin th drugs up jennifer "sorry wiz" .. .. .. ah i hit a sold bud that's th way barbie girl +++ coldplay 'in my place' +++ yeah i've been told +++ have you ? +++ i had an indian woman on th phone a short while ago tryin to tell me i'd won some accomodation and i dint even ask to see her tits first or i aint goin on holiday with er just said no thank you couple of times and hung up have i gone tame ? +++ i hate bein th wildest thing in th street sailin th wrong way down th road after midnight in th fortitude valley on a unicycle without lights i try to wake up th sheep but they rarely join me +++ depeche mode 'personal jesus' +++ pudknockers +++ do YOU know where th famous fortitude valley bucket bong is kept ? th one th street entertainers all use +++ i stopped singin at surfers paradise i stopped singin at brisbane city why is it so hard to stop singin in th fortitude valley "call it something else maybe" +++ is what it is +++ madness 'baggy trousers' +++ "wash th pirate pants paulie" "i wanna go out saturday night in costume' +++ wizard 's on holiday babe +++ "oh wat fun we had" +++ "wearin baggy trousers and" "seein if white girls can jump" they can just like unicycle tyres can slide +++ do re mi 'after the volcano' +++ "ku ta" +++ "could yur subconscious attack that photo retoucher ?" interesting theory anyway "****im he deserves some bad luck" could be a chick +++ massive attack 'inertia creeps' +++ "why ?" store too much inertia in th flywheel she gets skatey "is that what happend over those bumps ?" +++ jennifer got awful light her flywheel is much heavier than it was +++ "doesnt turn like th 27" you wanna surf a beach this arv ? "cant get to th big beach" "thought we do concrete at soft beach tomorrow" new trails "like yesterday yes" ku ta +++ houston we have traction .. .. .. the land surfer +++ p.s. ****in school holidays th skate bowls are full of kids the exit point always has a kid standin on it "tried at dusk yesterday" tomorrow dark +++ "when full moon ?" wizard not appearing +++ led zeppelin 'battle of evermore' +++ "you will give in paulie" "you will ride after midnight again" "it's in th blood" is that supposed to make me feel better about it ? "no" "sorry bro" +++ after my car rego is paid and i have a new mp3 player maybe four months only been two so far that fifty in th top draw wouldnt be there if you were singin jenny "i know" back off +++ two things i hate about you ya cant go singin when ya cant afford it and i dont give a **** yur singin partners are pullin at ya +++ almost costin me as much in extra drugs but almost "i been kept out of pain" then shut th **** up +++ one more song and i'm goin for a surf jenny "no unicycle surf, no singin , i get it" blame channel seven +++ kid last night asked me was i th guy from th guiness world records uncicyle jump attempt no mate then convinced i'm after a record attempt boppin up th big hill easy as no young fella +++ would like to stop hearin about it though or at least have REALLY REALLY ****IN LOUD mp3 player so i can ride my wheelchair in ****in peace go away ya ****s "when they forget about it" "they'll still ask" "where's yur other wheel ?" up th arse of th last **** who asked show some ****in respect im a black wizard blow you opf fth fac eof th ****in earth just caus ei'ma ngry at ya dont really wanna do that to ya cant ****in ride in my playground it's yur safety i'm thinkin about not mine i race th taxis regardless five years i'm still alive drugs alcohol and unicyclin thru night time street think YOU got what it takes five years no broken bones REAL black witchdoctor +++ the red hot chilli peppers 'higher ground' +++ i accept no responsibility for actions undertaken by my subconscious i admit my fondness for australia's nickie kidman i wouldnt retouch her photo too nasty my female side very fond of nickie and she's basically my subconscious "and dominant personality" your call ******* do re mi 'new taboos' |
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two things i hate about you
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