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Old December 22nd 08, 03:05 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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TimeTraveler;1154478 wrote:
My wife



I
smiled.


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Old December 22nd 08, 05:30 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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TimeTraveler;1154944 wrote:
My Son's about to outgrow the Piccolo. The most common comment then is
"He's not pedaling!"




No way! You're in Alfred?
I was there from 2000-2004 studying with Glenn Zweygardt and Fred
Tschida.
Unfortunately I was not uni-ing then... I bought my first one and
started riding shortly after graduating.
Alfred would be an excellent place for riding... especially hitting
some of the dirt backroads for some muni.

Back OT, the last real ride I was on, my brother and I were stopped and
leaning against our unis while deciding how to set up some more video
shots, slightly concealing them. This guy and his wife walk by on the
trail and look at us and say hello. A few feet past us, the guy slams on
his "brakes," turns around with a WTF?! look on his face and says, "What
the HELL are you guys riding?!" We were so shocked by the absurdity and
incredulousness of his reaction that the best either of us could muster
was, "Uhhh.... unicycles?"


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Old December 22nd 08, 05:33 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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PS, *TimeTraveler*, I just noticed you posted about recumbents... you
wouldn't by any chance be "The Bicycle Man," would you?


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Old December 25th 08, 03:46 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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The quote of the day was not what someone said, but what they didn't
say.

*Lady talking to two other as they are walking across the street:*
"She was having a store competition which was...."

*This is where she saw a unicyclist unsuccessfully maneuvering a curb
and stopped talking.*


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Old December 25th 08, 06:35 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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Biggestbtc;1157457 wrote:
The quote of the day was not what someone said, but what they didn't
say.

*Lady talking to two other as they are walking across the street:*
"She was having a store competition which was...."

*This is where she saw a unicyclist unsuccessfully maneuvering a curb
and stopped talking.*




I've had a similar experience-

*little boy peddling a tricycle furiously, making engine noises*

*overtaken by 5ft giraffe uni*

*stops dead in his tracks, eyes going *


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I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
--William Shakespeare-

habbywall wrote:
ridingwithscissors is officially dumb.




uni57 wrote:

Now you can carry scissors -any time-. I mean, ANY TIME.

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Old December 25th 08, 06:49 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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Cycling along in the dark the other evening I cycled past a couple
coming out of a house (looking absolutely ridiculous with my helmet
light on and lit up like a christmas tree)

The man turned to the woman and said in a deadpan conversational way
"You see all sorts of things in Prestatyn".


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Old December 26th 08, 02:00 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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I drunk lady said "Can i have a go?"
I said "yes"
She said "Can you do it wearing a skirt?" (cause she was wearing a
skirt)
I said " I don't know, i've never tried"

... sort of funny?


I'm a male, so "obviously" I would never wear a skirt! Just explaining
the joke.. cause it wouldn't be funny if i were a girl.. umm.. yeah..
Unicycle!


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Old December 26th 08, 02:13 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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While riding the day before Christmas a biker was coming up behind and I
told him to go ahead and pass on the left.

He said, "That's ok, I want to follow for while and watch, besides
it's free entertainment!

I -think -that was a compliment.


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Old December 26th 08, 03:15 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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riding today.

Kids on bikes riding on the path under the boardwalk at the beach i'm
staying at "is he riding a tricycle?" "I thought bikes weren't allowed
up there."

a family at the end of the boardwalk watching from their car as I did
some simple idling still stands 180 twists and backwards riding while
waiting for my family to catch up. "you make it look so easy" by this
time my mom had caught up "he's got years of practice." I just laughed.


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Old December 26th 08, 03:55 AM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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cathwood;1157770 wrote:
Cycling along in the dark the other evening I cycled past a couple
coming out of a house (looking absolutely ridiculous with my helmet
light on and lit up like a christmas tree)

The man turned to the woman and said in a deadpan conversational way
"You see all sorts of things in Prestatyn".




Ha, I enjoyed that deadpan response.


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Regards,
Ken

I've been flying.......
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