Wot?! No Liz Hatch?

I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,
but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. I just
realised what it is. A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. Is she dead?

UD

On Jul 13, 4:39*pm, Uncle Dave wrote:
I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,
but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. *I just
realised what it is. *A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. *Is she dead?

UD

There was an outbreak of STDs in the Loire Valley - I suggest you look
there first.

On 13/07/2011 22:39, Uncle Dave wrote:
I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,

Of course you are, you've just got to drop the habit of making intelligent posts
and then you'll fit in.

but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. I just
realised what it is. A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. Is she dead?

Owing to a massive cock-up by the Amaury Sport Organisation she's not competing
in the TdF, normal service will be resumed in two weeks time.

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Uncle Dave wrote:

I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,
but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. I just
realised what it is. A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. Is she dead?

UD

She may as well be dead. Her Lotto team is smart enough not to race her
anymore because she can't finish races. So then she tried to act in
those Road ID commercials but ended up looking like a piece of driftwood
next to that bald headed doper Levi, who looks like a Leukemia patient
himself.

Now she wants to try mountain biking because she keeps getting dropped in
road races, but that's not working out either because her team sponsors
don't want to go that route.

She seems to spend most of her time these days on Twitter acting like a
14 year old. It's gonna be all downhill from here on out....

Magilla

On 7/13/2011 8:01 PM, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Uncle Dave wrote:

I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,
but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. I just
realised what it is. A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. Is she dead?

UD

She may as well be dead. Her Lotto team is smart enough not to race her
anymore because she can't finish races. So then she tried to act in
those Road ID commercials but ended up looking like a piece of driftwood
next to that bald headed doper Levi, who looks like a Leukemia patient
himself.

Now she wants to try mountain biking because she keeps getting dropped in
road races, but that's not working out either because her team sponsors
don't want to go that route.

She seems to spend most of her time these days on Twitter acting like a
14 year old. It's gonna be all downhill from here on out....

Oh, I don't know about that. She could move to Nevada and get a job in a
brothel. That's about 2 steps up from professional cyclist.

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Uncle Dave wrote:

I'll admit it, I'm just not emotionally equipped to be a regular here,
but I've had an uneasy feeling throughout my current sojourn. I just
realised what it is. A whole Google Groups page of threads and not
one mention of Liz Hatch. Is she dead?

Not what I heard.

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Old Fritz