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Old July 17th 11, 12:04 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
MagillaGorilla[_2_]
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...how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
the rest day.

Turns out Tommy D is the best stage racer in the United States. Time
for Anorexic Drew Carey to fire that sponge Vande Velde and send him
back to race on his daddy's wooden velodrome in Illinois.

Jackasses,

Magilla

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Old July 17th 11, 12:11 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On 17/07/2011 00:04, MagillaGorilla wrote:
..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
the rest day.


Yeah it's great to see all those clean cyclists showing them how its done.

Turns out Tommy D is the best stage racer in the United States. Time
for Anorexic Drew Carey to fire that sponge Vande Velde and send him
back to race on his daddy's wooden velodrome in Illinois.


I thought they stole the wood to build a railroad or something.
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Old July 17th 11, 12:33 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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MagillaGorilla wrote:

..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
the rest day.

Turns out Tommy D is the best stage racer in the United States. Time
for Anorexic Drew Carey to fire that sponge Vande Velde and send him
back to race on his daddy's wooden velodrome in Illinois.

Jackasses,

Magilla


I sincerely apologize for calling it a velodrome when it's actual name is a
****ING GERBIL WHEEL. Wow...I 'm getting a little sloppy in anticipation of
Lance's indictment and ensuing OJ circus trial.

Magilla

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Old July 17th 11, 02:39 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On 7/16/2011 4:11 PM, atriage wrote:
On 17/07/2011 00:04, MagillaGorilla wrote:
..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
the rest day.


Yeah it's great to see all those clean cyclists showing them how its done.


Perfect.
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Old July 17th 11, 03:43 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:

I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
****ING GERBIL WHEEL.


Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
feels"
"Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
I'm hoping to put up a good performance."


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Old July 17th 11, 04:42 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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atriage wrote:

On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:

I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
****ING GERBIL WHEEL.


Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
feels"
"Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
I'm hoping to put up a good performance."

--


If she ever gave a quote like that I would stalk her, kidnap her, and make her live
in a dungeon basement and just have my way with her. During my trial I would just
show the judge and jury the gerbil quote and they would acquit me like that chick
in Florida who killed her daughter.

Magilla

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Old July 17th 11, 10:20 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
atriage[_6_]
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On 17/07/2011 04:42, MagillaGorilla wrote:
atriage wrote:

On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:

I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
****ING GERBIL WHEEL.


Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
feels"
"Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
I'm hoping to put up a good performance."

--


If she ever gave a quote like that I would stalk her, kidnap her, and make her live
in a dungeon basement and just have my way with her.


I'm told she's a hard rider.
http://olympicgirls.net/sport-girls/...pendleton3.jpg


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Old July 17th 11, 05:22 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Jul 17, 4:20*am, atriage wrote:
On 17/07/2011 04:42, MagillaGorilla wrote:





atriage wrote:


On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:


I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
****ING GERBIL WHEEL.


Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
feels"
"Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
I'm hoping to put up a good performance."


--


If she ever gave a quote like that I would stalk her, kidnap her, and make her live
in a dungeon basement and just have my way with her.


I'm told she's a hard rider.http://olympicgirls.net/sport-girls/...pendleton3.jpg


Lotta potential the
http://olympicgirls.net/victoria-pendleton/
--D-y
 




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