BBC article on Clarkson doing well after leaving the BBC :-)

On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 04:42:21 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 22:56:00 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 19 Nov 2016 22:40:10 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 20:35:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, but his mate swore at one when he went past my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOv4A_NFswY

Whereabouts in the nine minute clip?

https://youtu.be/MOv4A_NFswY?t=184

You live in the mud flats?

I can see them from my bedroom window.

Ever had the desire to wade into them?

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On Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:35:46 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 04:42:21 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 22:56:00 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 19 Nov 2016 22:40:10 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 20:35:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, but his mate swore at one when he went past my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOv4A_NFswY

Whereabouts in the nine minute clip?

https://youtu.be/MOv4A_NFswY?t=184

You live in the mud flats?

I can see them from my bedroom window.

Ever had the desire to wade into them?

I have had the desire to jump off it every day for a year.

On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:44:46 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:35:46 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 04:42:21 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 22:56:00 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 19 Nov 2016 22:40:10 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 20:35:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, but his mate swore at one when he went past my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOv4A_NFswY

Whereabouts in the nine minute clip?

https://youtu.be/MOv4A_NFswY?t=184

You live in the mud flats?

I can see them from my bedroom window.

Ever had the desire to wade into them?

I have had the desire to jump off it every day for a year.

Mud is soft to land in, best to choose a hard surface.

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On Sunday, 20 November 2016 21:11:55 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


I have had the desire to jump off it every day for a year.

Mud is soft to land in, best to choose a hard surface.

True - I'd have followed her down.

http://bit.ly/2eMn5Ck

On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:23:05 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Sunday, 20 November 2016 21:11:55 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


I have had the desire to jump off it every day for a year.

Mud is soft to land in, best to choose a hard surface.

True - I'd have followed her down.

http://bit.ly/2eMn5Ck

It says she landed on a road, not mud.

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On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 04:47:21 -0000, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Sat, 19 Nov
2016 20:08:10 -0000 the perfect time to write:

On Sat, 19 Nov 2016 19:56:42 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Saturday, 19 November 2016 17:50:22 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Alycidon wrote:
On Saturday, 19 November 2016 15:51:14 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38012655

Two years younger than me, less hair, but more fat.
Loser.

If he was a cycling fan you would not call him a loser.
As you well know, like most people he detests cyclists.

He does not detest me as I bought one of these today.

http://images.car.bauercdn.com/pagef...378/alfa02.jpg

Didn't he once say they rust to pieces?

That was a Lancia, and the actual comment was that "there isn't much
market for used paint".

But that is all a persona that he puts on - he is in fact a cyclist.

********. He's too fat to cycle.

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On Monday, 21 November 2016 14:55:32 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


But that is all a persona that he puts on - he is in fact a cyclist.

********. He's too fat to cycle.

http://dailym.ai/2fhNVSz

On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 15:14:26 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Monday, 21 November 2016 14:55:32 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


But that is all a persona that he puts on - he is in fact a cyclist.

********. He's too fat to cycle.

http://dailym.ai/2fhNVSz

Funny, looks rather like they're filming something for a laugh.

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On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 23:02:16 -0000, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Mon, 21 Nov
2016 16:38:51 -0000 the perfect time to write:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 15:14:26 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Monday, 21 November 2016 14:55:32 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


But that is all a persona that he puts on - he is in fact a cyclist.

********. He's too fat to cycle.

http://dailym.ai/2fhNVSz

Funny, looks rather like they're filming something for a laugh.

So how is that any different to "Top Gear"?

Explain why he wouldn't want to put his own views forward in the program?

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On Wed, 23 Nov 2016 00:56:24 -0000, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Mon, 21 Nov
2016 23:06:52 -0000 the perfect time to write:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 23:02:16 -0000, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Mon, 21 Nov
2016 16:38:51 -0000 the perfect time to write:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 15:14:26 -0000, Alycidon wrote:

On Monday, 21 November 2016 14:55:32 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


But that is all a persona that he puts on - he is in fact a cyclist.

********. He's too fat to cycle.

http://dailym.ai/2fhNVSz

Funny, looks rather like they're filming something for a laugh.

So how is that any different to "Top Gear"?

Explain why he wouldn't want to put his own views forward in the program?

Because playing the moronic buffoon pays better.

They're his own views, this is clear.

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