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I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport.
After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? |
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On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Jul 14, 12:33*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote: On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: * •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. * •Helps with weight and stress management. * •Improves fitness. * •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. * •Saves you money. * •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. * •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. * •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads.. * •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. *I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. *If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. *I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. *If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. *Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. Don't you ever get bored of coming on here and spouting the same old nonsense again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again? No-one's biting because your trolling simply isn't clever or original enough. I don't know why you devote so much time and effort to it, but the fact that you're still so bad at it after so much practice should tell you something. There must be 100 drainage problems within a square mile that you could attend to. Stick to what you're good at (well, relatively). |
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"M Wicks" wrote in message ... On Jul 14, 12:33 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote: On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. Don't you ever get bored of coming on here and spouting the same old nonsense again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again? No-one's biting because your trolling simply isn't clever or original enough. I don't know why you devote so much time and effort to it, but the fact that you're still so bad at it after so much practice should tell you something. There must be 100 drainage problems within a square mile that you could attend to. Stick to what you're good at (well, relatively). What do you mean, no-one's biting? You did, didn't you? |
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On 14/07/2012 13:29, M Wicks wrote:
On Jul 14, 12:33 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote: On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. Don't you ever get bored of coming on here and spouting the same old nonsense again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again? No-one's biting because your trolling simply isn't clever or original enough. You bit. And it's ****ing brilliant thank you. I don't know why you devote so much time and effort to it, but the fact that you're still so bad at it after so much practice should tell you something. Lets have a vote on how ****ing funny it was shall we? There must be 100 drainage problems within a square mile that you could attend to. Stick to what you're good at (well, relatively). Why would I attend to drainage problems? You appear to be confusing me with Dyno Rod. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Jul 14, 1:29*pm, M Wicks wrote:
On Jul 14, 12:33*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote: On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: * •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. * •Helps with weight and stress management. * •Improves fitness. * •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. * •Saves you money. * •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. * •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. * •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. * •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. *I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. *If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. *I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. *If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. *Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. Don't you ever get bored of coming on here and spouting the same old nonsense again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again? No-one's biting because your trolling simply isn't clever or original enough. I don't know why you devote so much time and effort to it, but the fact that you're still so bad at it after so much practice should tell you something. There must be 100 drainage problems within a square mile that you could attend to. Stick to what you're good at (well, relatively). I think he's quite good at taking the **** out of you, well at least I find it amusing. |
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On Jul 14, 11:58*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: * •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. * •Helps with weight and stress management. * •Improves fitness. * •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. * •Saves you money. * •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. * •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. * •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. * •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. *I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. *If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. *I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. *If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University I know of one individual aged about thirty who commutes on his skateboard, about two miles however it's all level seafront, away from the road and he is Australian therefore a bit strange (I have not enquired if he has extended toaster fully comprehensive insurance, probably not). |
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On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:29:51 -0700, M Wicks wrote:
On Jul 14, 12:33Â*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 14/07/2012 12:17, Judith wrote: On Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:58:13 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: Â* •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. Â* •Helps with weight and stress management. Â* •Improves fitness. Â* •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than Â* drivers. Â* •Saves you money. Â* •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. Â* •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. Â* •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. Â* •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. Â*I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. Â*If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. Â*I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. Â*If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. Do you expect to have to have a licence - or third-party insurance? Not at all. Â*Since a skateboard is much smaller than a push bike it will be covered by the extended warranty on my toaster. Don't you ever get bored of coming on here and spouting the same old nonsense again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again? No-one's biting because your trolling simply isn't clever or original enough. I don't know why you devote so much time and effort to it, but the fact that you're still so bad at it after so much practice should tell you something. There must be 100 drainage problems within a square mile that you could attend to. Stick to what you're good at (well, relatively). I bite. Earning me a position in his killfile. -- Life is a venereal disease with 100% mortality. |
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On 15/07/2012 00:13, NM wrote:
Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I've decided to use a skateboard as a form of transport. After all, it seems that childrens toys are acceptable forms of transport? We all know the benefits of skateboarding - which include: •Improves general health, helps to lower both blood pressure and improves heart health, as well as improving mental health and well being. •Helps with weight and stress management. •Improves fitness. •In congested areas skateboarders breathe in less fumes than drivers. •Saves you money. •Produces no pollution so good for the environment and tackling climate change. •Often quicker to get around in towns and cities. •Fewer cars on the road and more skateboarders means safer roads. •Have fewer days being ill each year. Of course I won't be listening to all that nonsense from RoSPA about helmets, elbow & knee pads - they aren't skateboarders, what would they know? I shall be writing to my local council though. I'm going to need special skateboarding lanes installed - someone else can pay for them. Can't be doing with rough surfaces as skateboards only have tiny wheels. I'm also going to write to Cameron to get the law changed. If I'm hit by a larger more dangerous vehicle - like a push bike - I want them blamed automatically. I'll also ask him for a skateboard purchase subsidy at taxpayers expense so I can get a big discount on a new skateboard. It will be great - I can jump lights, speed, skateboard on pavements etc because the laws don't apply to me. If any pedestrians get in the way I will just shout abuse at them. I know of one individual aged about thirty who commutes on his skateboard, about two miles however it's all level seafront, away from the road and he is Australian therefore a bit strange (I have not enquired if he has extended toaster fully comprehensive insurance, probably not). Whatever happened to those little chrome scooters? The last time I worked in Central London (c. 2000), they seemed to be gaining in popularity. People would get off a bus or come out of a Tube station, assemble their tiny scooter and then set off (down the footway, of course, which may be OK with a method which requires a foot on the ground anyway). They've all disappeared now. Probably stored away with all the CB radios, Rubik cubes and leg warmers. |
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