OFF TOPIC FUN - The TROLL, Rear-ended

On Mar 25, 10:08 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 24, 1:29 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 6:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"32GO" wrote in message
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I've pretty much ignored the nattering nuisance for a few
months now, and I guess it's time for me to take another
swipe at it, in the form of a new poem in the 'Here There
Be Trolls' section of our shop website:

http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt/rearend.htm

Wow, you go to his website and you will get a virus for sure!

CLASSIC DOLAN ... opinion stated as fact. Ed merely wants to
discourage the readership from enjoying his poetic lambasting by
Wayne. FACT: I've visited the website severals time and never a
virus did I contract. Think about this for a moment. Why would a man
intentionally spread a computer virus form his own website to members
of the ARBR community who would undoubtedly publish the miscreant's
misdeeds in this public forum to possibly jeopardize reputation,
business and source of income? That was a rhetorical question. He
just wouldn't, but in concocting his laughable assertion, the GRATE
one never gave that any thought, now did he (another rhetorical
question)? Keep up the good work Mr. Leggett (alis 32GO). - Jim
McNamara

Gee, I don't know, but why would Wayne Leggett post verse on ARBR that
reeks
of images of ****, **** and ****? I figure anyone that would do that is
pure
scum and wouldn't mind ****ing with your computer.

In keeping with character, the troll/spammer Dolan did not address a
single item of the issue I raised. Why?

Nope! You raised the issue of his character which I answered. You trust him,
I don't!

I refer you to what I already wrote above. You have failed once again
to address the comments I made. I did not specifically comment about
the Wayne's character. I dont' know him personally and have no bassis
upon which to even have an informed opinion in that regard, but I did
make a logical assumption to counter your less than logical assumption
and assertion that a visit to Wayne's website would result in the
contraction of a virus. The burden of proof rest squarely on the
shoulders of the accuser ... so prove it. Been there done than ... no
parasitic code. The only parasite is you.

Because diversion is the

best method of defense when he has none. FACT: Wayne Leggett has
engaged Ed here on ARBR and if memory serves me correctly, old Ed
didn't much like it either.

Ed Dolan the Great initially cut Wayne Leggett some slack because how often
do you run into a poet on Usenet. But once he had established himself as a
scumbag, Ed Dolan the Great showed him no mercy. A scumbag must be treated
like a scumbag. There is no other way. He is the poet of ****, **** and ****
and that is all he is as far as Ed Dolan the Great is concerned.

Not surprisingly, you missed the point, but if you part your hair on
the other side of you head you'll cover it up. Oh, forgot ... you're
bald. The point is that you castigated Wayne for engaging you only on
his website, when in fact, by your own admission, he engaged you here
on ARBR. Why must you always contradict yourself? The conundrum
continues.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

If Wayne Leggett has anything to say to me or about me, he can say it on
ARBR. Trust me on this, I will know how to answer him in spades. But he
is a
coward and knows that I know how to spread his fame far and wide on these
newsgroups as the poet of ****, **** and ****. This is not a good
reputation
for someone to have who is in the business of selling expensive recumbent
trikes as it is mostly elderly gentlemen who will buy these kind of
contraptions. His days of getting a free ride on ARBR are long over.

Yea, he would like to hide behind his website, but I NEVER go to a
scumbag's
website and I strongly advise no one else do so either. Better safe than
sorry!
[...]

On Mar 25, 11:27 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Little Meow" wrote in message

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"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:s72dnci2PO5Rj3TanZ2dnUVZ_sCtnZ2d@prairiewave .com:

Ed Dolan the Great has too much pride to ever stalk anyone, but
apparently not JM.

Apparently, Ed Dolan doesn't have enough pride to not stalk JM.

Will wonders never cease! LM almost got it right but she should have
indicated that the above was only an excerpt from a much longer message.
Gee, I wonder how you do that?

JM is a stalker from way back and LM is a nitwit. Enuf said!

.... and,head swollen HEAD Doltan (gee is that a typo?) is a troll and
a spammer ... JM.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Little Meow" wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

Boil up some more spam, Eddy!

You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
condom and flushed down a toilet.

Looky, Eddy, I just posted a message to teh usenets!
At least you didn't call me the "c-word" and threaten
again to send one of your "big black negro" buddies from
prison to rape me

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:KsudnThmmsONt3TanZ2dnUVZ_rOqnZ2d@prairiewave. com:


"Little Meow" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in
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boilerplate

Ah, yes, spam is just boilerplate.
Spam away, Ed!

The only spammer here is you. Wow, a one word quote! Did I really
write that!

But here is some boilerplate for you personally. You are a stupid
bitch who has never yet posted in the correct way. I told you to go
**** yourself long ago. Have you not done it yet? Once you have
learned how to **** yourself, come back and I will teach you how to
post a message to Usenet, you stupid bitch!

"Little Meow" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in
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LM almost got it right but she should have
indicated that the above was only an excerpt from a much longer message.
Gee, I wonder how you do that?


Your brainfarts magically wafted away into the ether.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

On Mar 25, 3:50 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 9:57 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
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The above two miscreants were never responsive to anyone or anything. Ed
Dolan the Great is the opposite of those two assholes. He stands behind
his
every message and is more than willing to take on all comers, even though
they be idiots!

If I could pick just one message that I would challenge the
prevaricating Mr. Dolan to stand behind it would be this one ... "I
will never post to Usenet again or any other cycling forum for that
matter as I do not really have much interest in the subject nor do I
wish anymore to converse with my inferiors." Predictably, he will
attempt to lie his way out of this one ... one lie to cover another,
but remember that Mr. Dolan also once wrote ... "My every message to
these confounded newsgroups is a masterpiece of insignificance and
irrelevance." That pretty much sums things up. His messages are as
insignificnat and irrelevant as the author who crafts them.

It is impossible to communicate anything to a blockhead. Ever hear of
tongue-in-cheek? How about hyperbole? Or satire or self mockery? JM is a
sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego always gets
in the way.

Ever here of talking out both sides of your mouth or talking out your
ass? Ever here of honesty, integrity and truthfulness? Is it any
wonder why you are so poorly regarded? Speaking of ego ... you're not
the genius you fancy yourself to be. You're a joke and a fool.

Ed wears two hats ... that of a troll and that of a spammer and
nothing he can offer in his defense will repudiate this accusation.
Ed's voluminous posts stand in condemnation for what and who he is.

Ed Dolan the Great is as innocent and pure as the driven snow. But if JM
wants to talk about someone nefarious on Usenet, he should look inward
and
tell the rest of us what it is like to be a stalker. Ed Dolan the Great
has
too much pride to ever stalk anyone, but apparently not JM.

Quit your whining, already. You have only yourself to blame for
"stalking". You deliberately troll for adversaries in quest for a
cyber-skirmish. When you encounter a tenacious, formidable adversary,
and find yourself hopelessly embroiled in an embarrassing no-win cyber-
skirmish, in desperation, you move to disencumber yourself by seeking
to discredit and dismiss your adversary by labeling him or her as a
stalker.

And just who would this tenacious, formidable adversary be pray tell? Surely
you don't mean yourself!

Oh far be it for me to be so presumptuous. I forgot that the
delusional one has no equals ... yeah right!

I regard you as nothing more nor less than an
earnest fool, a foil for what I want to say to one and all.

And I regard you as nothing more no less than a fool who is never
earnest.

But the fact
remains that you are indeed a stalker. I am an equal opportunity offender
and have no particular interest in any single individual.

And, the fact remain that you are a parasitic troll and spammer who
has a concentrated interest in a select small group of individuals.
Don't feel so persecuted Ed. You have earned and deserve all the
grief that comes you way from those that you, the equal opportunity
offender, has offended or annoyed.

This thinly disguised ploy of yours has failed countless

times. If you really want to escape your self-inflicted dilemma, then
turn tail and slither on out of here.

I am getting exactly what I want from these cycling newsgroups. Even you are
nothing but grist for my mill.

.... and you mine. For you, newsgroups are not unlike a fix which a
junkie needs. You should talk to your therapist about this sick
obsession of yours. Should you eve lose your internet connection
there would be nothing left for you to live for.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I would be cautious about aligning yourself with LM. She is a slut from
way back and has a notoriously bad reputation on these newsgroups.

On Mar 25, 4:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 10:08 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
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Nope! You raised the issue of his character which I answered. You trust
him,
I don't!

I refer you to what I already wrote above. You have failed once again
to address the comments I made. I did not specifically comment about
the Wayne's character. I don't know him personally and have no basis
upon which to even have an informed opinion in that regard, but I did
make a logical assumption to counter your less than logical assumption
and assertion that a visit to Wayne's website would result in the
contraction of a virus. The burden of proof rest squarely on the
shoulders of the accuser ... so prove it. Been there done than ... no
parasitic code. The only parasite is you.

You trust him enough to go to his website. I don't. I base my distrust of
him on his poetry of ****, **** and **** which goes directly to the question
of his character.

Not trusting the man is not reason enough for you to caution others
not to pay the man's website for fear that they will contract a virus
unless you can prove what you say is true and you have failed to do
that. As Tom Sherman would say ... Where's your proof? FACT: No one
has contracted a virus from visiting Wayne's website as you surmised
they would and even were so bold as to emphatically proclaimed they
would. Then again, you proclaim lots of crap only to be proven wrong
time and time again. So much for your integrity, reliability and
trustworthiness. You have nothing but prose upon which to base your
inane assumption? And from this rather shaky foundation, make a
quantum leap of logic to arrive and a less that reasonable
conclusion? Do you even have a single brain cell still firing? I
cant imagine that a moron like you would ever or should ever be picked
to serve on a jury the way you reason or don't as the case may be.
You are one sorry old *******. That much is obvious.

Because diversion is the
best method of defense when he has none. FACT: Wayne Leggett has
engaged Ed here on ARBR and if memory serves me correctly, old Ed
didn't much like it either.

Ed Dolan the Great initially cut Wayne Leggett some slack because how
often
do you run into a poet on Usenet. But once he had established himself as
a
scumbag, Ed Dolan the Great showed him no mercy. A scumbag must be
treated
like a scumbag. There is no other way. He is the poet of ****, **** and
****
and that is all he is as far as Ed Dolan the Great is concerned.

Not surprisingly, you missed the point, but if you part your hair on
the other side of you head you'll cover it up. Oh, forgot ... you're
bald. The point is that you castigated Wayne for engaging you only on
his website, when in fact, by your own admission, he engaged you here
on ARBR.

I am here 24 hours a day for Wayne Leggett. It is interesting to engage him
as he is some sort of idiot savant. He only comes to life when he writes
verse. Too bad he does not have brains enough to stay off the subjects of
****, **** and ****. He needs to write about love and death. What other
subjects are there for a poet!

Too bad you don't have the brains, or even the common sense, to stay
off subjects with which you have little or no expertise.

Why must you always contradict yourself? The conundrum

continues.

I am only into saying what I want to say, not what you want me to say. There
is no conundrum once you realize that.

Your consistent contradiction of yourself is a conundrum. Your
inability to recognize that as a conundrum is itself a conundrum.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

If Wayne Leggett has anything to say to me or about me, he can say it
on
ARBR. Trust me on this, I will know how to answer him in spades. But
he
is a
coward and knows that I know how to spread his fame far and wide on
these
newsgroups as the poet of ****, **** and ****. This is not a good
reputation
for someone to have who is in the business of selling expensive
recumbent
trikes as it is mostly elderly gentlemen who will buy these kind of
contraptions. His days of getting a free ride on ARBR are long over.

Yea, he would like to hide behind his website, but I NEVER go to a
scumbag's
website and I strongly advise no one else do so either. Better safe
than
sorry!
[...]

On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash, the
more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ... pitiful
really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to be taken
from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his computer. Then at
least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 3:50 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
It is impossible to communicate anything to a blockhead. Ever hear of
tongue-in-cheek? How about hyperbole? Or satire or self mockery? JM is a
sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego always
gets
in the way.

Ever here of talking out both sides of your mouth or talking out your
ass? Ever here of honesty, integrity and truthfulness? Is it any
wonder why you are so poorly regarded? Speaking of ego ... you're not
the genius you fancy yourself to be. You're a joke and a fool.

"JM is a sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego
always gets
in the way." - Ed Dolan
[...]

I regard you as nothing more nor less than an
earnest fool, a foil for what I want to say to one and all.

And I regard you as nothing more no less than a fool who is never
earnest.

You are right about me never being earnest, at least not on Usenet.

But the fact
remains that you are indeed a stalker. I am an equal opportunity offender
and have no particular interest in any single individual.

And, the fact remain that you are a parasitic troll and spammer who
has a concentrated interest in a select small group of individuals.
Don't feel so persecuted Ed. You have earned and deserve all the
grief that comes you way from those that you, the equal opportunity
offender, has offended or annoyed.

Nope, I have no more interest in someone who has been on Usenet for years
than I do in the newest of newbies. They are all grist for my mill just as
you are. You ought to know by now that the only person I have any interest
in is MYSELF!
[...]

I am getting exactly what I want from these cycling newsgroups. Even you
are
nothing but grist for my mill.

... and you mine. For you, newsgroups are not unlike a fix which a
junkie needs. You should talk to your therapist about this sick
obsession of yours. Should you ever lose your internet connection
there would be nothing left for you to live for.

I lived for some 65 years without a computer and Internet connection and
never missed a thing.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"CowPunk" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

What did I write?

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

We Great Ones only like to talk to ourselves. As long as we don't do it out
loud, it is OK.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota