Is chivalry dead?

singles leprosy.

I actually scored once by telling her I was not interested in anythin
‘full-on’ as I was still getting over my last break up (needed th
space you see). Sure it sounded pretty sad, but she kept at it sill
girl.

But most girls aren’t intrested unless they see you with someone else.
Tip for those single fellers out there, go to parties/dinner/function
, hire a hooker for the night, make sure shes dressed not too ‘Ann
Nichol-smith’ , the following events you attend will have women who sa
you with a partner come up to you no probs.
Even if that doesn’t work, at least you get some (sort of) action, eve
if it is paid for……..

Not sure about hitching up with a fellow female cyclist though. Imagin
if she leaves you for dead out on a group ride….. how bad would tha
be…

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Marx SS

"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
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"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
snip
Hmmm, well while we're off topic anyway, why is it that, when you're
looking, no one's interested, and when you're not interested, suddenly
they flock to you and won't leave you be?

"I blame pheromones." *

Maybe we could create a.b Dating Service?
Stuart, volunteering your details as its first client? ;-)

hippy
* may not actually know what he's talking about

chicks dig big words

I thought size didn't matter? ;-)

OR

I was under the impression that magnitude was inefficacious
at least as far as existing as a perturbation?

hippy

Tamyka Bell wrote:

I've heard that before, but there's got to be more to it than that.
Please. Oh God help me.

T

A 25 year old acrobat/triathlete with a brain. I know in my 20's I would
have been intimidated by that. You need to become uglier, less talented,
unfitter (there's gotta be a better word ) or dumber or a really good
actor with a good/bad makeup artist (think Mrs Doubtfire). Hmm is
there a market for a course on how to become less attractive??

DaveB "relationship advice to the stars"

DaveB wrote:
If I'd recognised all this before I got married I might have just bought
a cheap wedding ring and worn it all the time.

Any idea what Cash Converter's wedding ring stocks are
like at the moment? I'm hoping for supply exceeding
demand.. bargain time! drool stare grunt

hippy
"where'd that Russian Wife mail order URL go?"

hippy wrote:

"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
...
"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
snip
Hmmm, well while we're off topic anyway, why is it that, when you're
looking, no one's interested, and when you're not interested, suddenly
they flock to you and won't leave you be?

"I blame pheromones." *

Maybe we could create a.b Dating Service?
Stuart, volunteering your details as its first client? ;-)

hippy
* may not actually know what he's talking about

chicks dig big words

I thought size didn't matter? ;-)

OR

I was under the impression that magnitude was inefficacious
at least as far as existing as a perturbation?

hippy

*gush*

*blush*

oh you!

Tee hee, methinks hippy has a secret alternate life as a dictionary

DaveB wrote:

Tamyka Bell wrote:

I've heard that before, but there's got to be more to it than that.
Please. Oh God help me.

T

A 25 year old acrobat/triathlete with a brain. I know in my 20's I would
have been intimidated by that. You need to become uglier, less talented,
unfitter (there's gotta be a better word ) or dumber or a really good
actor with a good/bad makeup artist (think Mrs Doubtfire). Hmm is
there a market for a course on how to become less attractive??

DaveB "relationship advice to the stars"

Aha, but when people meet me they think I'm a bimbo. Oh wait. Maybe
that's the problem.

T

PS Hey, I'm only 24. I mean 21.
PPS I think I might go to McDonalds now. If I eat enough burgers I might
get a job there... and be on my way to mediocre...

On 2005-01-06, Tamyka Bell wrote:
DaveB wrote:

Tamyka Bell wrote:
snip
Hmmm, well while we're off topic anyway, why is it that, when you're
looking, no one's interested, and when you're not interested, suddenly
they flock to you and won't leave you be?

T

This raises my wedding ring theory. If a man is wearing a wedding ring
and starts talking to a woman they are more likely to think it's an
innocent chat as opposed to an attempt to pick up and be more receptive.
Also if you are already taken then you are more relaxed talking to the
opposite sex and become more attractive through being relaxed.

If I'd recognised all this before I got married I might have just bought
a cheap wedding ring and worn it all the time.

DaveB "tried to make this cyclign related but gave up"

I've heard that before, but there's got to be more to it than that.
Please. Oh God help me.

I blame it on the general perversity of the universe. Or, in other
words, the more you want something, the less likely you are to get it;
conversely, the less you want something, the more likely you are to get
it. Ergo, when you really, really, really want to meet and hook up with
a member of the appropriate gender, the odds of it happening are
extremely low; when you really _don't_ want it, the odds are extremely
high. And it's no good just _saying_ you don't want something; no, the
universe is far too smart for that.

At this rate, I'll probably hook up and get married around my 70th or
80th birthday...

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the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@" to "usenet".

On 2005-01-06, Tamyka Bell wrote:
Aha, but when people meet me they think I'm a bimbo. Oh wait. Maybe
that's the problem.

Tell you what. Fly down to Melbourne and have a couple of dates with me.
I'd be happy to give you my opinion after the events. :-)

Stuart "what's this shovel doing in my hand? and why's there such a deep
hole surrounding me?".

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the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@" to "usenet".

"DaveB" wrote in message
Tamyka Bell wrote:
I've heard that before, but there's got to be more to it than that.
Please. Oh God help me.

A 25 year old acrobat/triathlete with a brain. I know in my 20's I would
have been intimidated by that. You need to become uglier, less talented,
unfitter (there's gotta be a better word ) or dumber or a really good
actor with a good/bad makeup artist (think Mrs Doubtfire). Hmm is
there a market for a course on how to become less attractive??

I'm pretty skilled in that area, no official qualifications though..

Maybe I could create the world's first De-Beautification
certification course?

Specialising in:
- Facial hair (men AND women)
- Body odour capture and release
- Anger Un-management
- Disgusting Habits
...and many more..

hippy ;-)
"look Tam.. some big words!"

Stuart Lamble wrote:

At this rate, I'll probably hook up and get married around my 70th or
80th birthday...


Given the rate of single women to men at that age you could do alright,
but it's a bloody long time to wait just to improve the odds.

DaveB