i bull**** daily

i bull**** daily
+++

"i wish"

+++

be better than th **** we do turn out

+++

"got me there"

+++
the cure
'friday i'm in love'
+++

"we're changin newsgroups again"
"so we'll see you lot later'

still invisible
"you wont check comment"

ppl who comment
that's all they do

+++

****in trolls

+++

"we'll provide psychic warning"
"of disasters"

"as ever"

"previous experience says"
"they wont be able to hit th australian ainland"
"iwhtout me and paulie givein at least"

"Seven days advance warning"

"we'd probly have th town too"

"cept we're invisible"
'and when it does happen"


"all you'll do"

"is write a comment"

or jump on th share market


"you wont help anybody else though"

'that we got GOOD reason to believe"

+++
beyonce
'birthday'
+++

"this is a pointless exercise"
you been doin it for four years
"yeah and i got"

"heaps of ppl who think i'm psychic"

"you read a word about it ?"

no

"did it HELP anybody ?"


no



and you wanna read ****head's comments ?

"no"

"and i aint changin for anybody"
"am who i am"
"aint killin my gift"
"to suit yur world viewpoint"


good girl

+++

"we only got one more shot at this paulie"

+++
pj harvey
'send his love to me'
+++

but you'll warn yur fellow aussies before we pull th pin
"We wont survive that one"

wot ya get for bein invisible
and without support

"we had an organisation"

full of afraid ppl

+++


th testicles go nines again
we take th heroin overdose

no more
premonitions for anybody


"way it should be maybe"

+++


"dear god i've served my time"

+++

"i ****in warned em"
"i put posts in a shakespeare newsgroup and"
"not one ****er passed it on"

maybe th english are just stupid
i dont think that bad of aussies

+++

"any aussies know we exist paulie ?"
umm
doesnt look like it

+++
kraftwerk
'computer love'
+++

dont worry jenny
if it hits oz soil
outrage like july seven in london

we'll jump a month beforehand

i'll bring ya mainstream


"THAT'LL ****IN KILL US FOR CERTAIN"



"i'm allergic to girls"
"we cant play in th straight world"

sorry

+++

"****ed if i do"
"****ed if i dont"

yeah but
you'll still be

right


rather be that

+++

"we're in a bind man"
of our own devising

+++

"i did not give myself sore testicles paulie"
"had them since eleven"

+++

take up writin fiction
"and have my premonitions come out in that"

+++

"it's too dangerous man"
i dunno
th terrorists havent managed to track ya down

you beat em to
their target

three times by my count

yur success rate is high enough

and our confidence
they wont plant one on oz soil
without us

"havin a complete collapse before th boom"


+++
arlo guthrie
'ring around a rosy rag'
+++

he right
this is pointless

+++

"we could give em"
"a feeling of security"

if we werent so ****ing out there
"why we're so magic yeah"


"paulie and jenny WILL know in advance"
"and we'll try to tell ya"


"experience says"
you wont listen to a ****in word

+++
south park kids
'merry ****ing christmas"
+++

"they'll listen to any **** that speakin ****"
"buy anythin off em"

got us ****ed

+++

american system of living babe
wot can we do ?

+++


and they get it free
cant ****in respect that
anyone respect
the land surfer
for doin that


unicyclin and singin in th streets five years ?


"no"

+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

"unfortunately"

"we find"
"we have to apologise"
"and"

"say we probably only"
"give warning of one "
"terrorist attack in australia"

"past experience says it'll destroy us"

"is ****ty cause we'd see all of em"
"well before they happened"


"but"


"We accept our fate"
"and"


"with no support as before"
"we'll take that heroin overdose"
"probly before th first boom"

+++


agent jenny reporting for duty
"paulie"
agent jenny reporting for duty

australian border psychic security


if ya only got one shot at home jenny
ya do it ****in right


you ****s will NOT

do harm in our home
"without my fuse blowing"

+++


"and if i miss it ?"
you wont

i;m confident in ya little sister
carried you in my head since we were in th womb

they wont get past jenny's early warnin system
i believe in ya babe

"and them ?"

th trolls ?


"yeah"


they have to have good enough karma to find yur warnings
no-one takes ya seriously

makes it hard to do


four years so far



just do yur job jennifer
doesnt mater it's unpaid
or that it hurts

it's what ya feel

+++

"****ed bein really psychic"

+++
U2
'sweetest thing'
+++

only ****ed when ya see
it's gunna destroy ya maybe

+++

"it's got me by th balls"
go out swingin

+++

jenny
best thing ya can do is say


posts from


if they exceed

twelve

fresh posts

in one day


means major trauma


and


will contain clues to

massive loss of life


and then

try and get on within

our ****in life



you know

ridin around surfin on th unicycle

"ok"

+++
jewel
'standing still'
+++

"we're ****ed if we get found"
"we're ****ed if we dont"

"i dont liek this"


aint life great ?

+++


everybody dies jennifer
what makes you so special ?
"i can see th future"
"nasty bits of it anyway"

if other ppl cant see that
and act on it
stead of just writin stupid comments
then you same as everybody else

"i make a plea to THE ALL"
when was th last time THE ALL really helped us ?

"you asked god if aboriginals screwed by english crown"
"we got six days of our worst weather"
"in recorded history"

yeah yeah
and on th seventh day
a guy in a jesus costume
shook my hand

whiel i was singin with dom

on edward street




so ****in what

+++

ya said it all public
then

+++
garbage
'milk'(massive attack)
+++

move on jennifer
dont alarm these ppl

"you dont know about me"
"but i'm watching"

"and i'm not in a good mood"

+++

th pain you ppl feel
when somethin nasty happens

travels backwards in time
and usually lays me out on th floor

kuta beach was too clsoe to home
and it dragged me

over th mountain of kuta

two weeks before th ****ers struck




"i'll be YOUR fuse"
"and try too tell you about it befor eit happens"

"but i'm not ****in happy about it"


..
..
..


"a boy called jennifer"
+++

p.s.


painted ourselves into a corner
we're roof restorers
should know better than that

"not workin"

+++

back to unicycle surfin jenny
"they dont see me doin that either"

i duno
you been called legend or ledge to yur face
more times than i count

"that's just ****ed"

+++
afroman
'she wont let me ****'
+++

"arrggghh"

+++

smile

+++
placebo
'running up that hill'
+++

you'll get there jen
"what state will my testicles be in though ?"
shoulda had th sexchange while you had control

"i wanted my big brother back"

let's go unicycle surfing
we can at least enjoy ourselves while we wait

"and watch"

dont have any choice about that

+++


"they wont sneak past me"
"we used to be vice president of a motorcycle club"

"i can do this"
"give me some pot"
"so i cant feel my testicles paulie"

scuse i...

+++

"cool as man"
just got a message

one of th phones


ok babe

you can smoke wot's in th baggy

we go see
barbie girl

get another baggie

got somewhere for ya to be tomorrow
public

so

ya gotta have drugs
"and we can pay for em"


"thank you"

+++

"how high ?"
****ed if i know
or care

"ok"
"if i fall off a roof"
"ya might not get warned"

"i gotta pay for my drugs"
"legal or not"

"gotta live in real life"

"take care..."
..
..
..

"later"