not growing up in australia

not growing up in australia
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whoever
dies

with th most toys
owing th most money

wins

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"cool toys should count more but"
there's always one

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the black eyed peas
'hands up'
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took a dusk surf

on my 26 inch mountain unicycle


at dusk of course

this arv


that would be

this afternoon

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didnt fluff a gutter jup

no little bumps threw me off th beast and


i slalomed thru th trees

in wright park


over th grass and

thru th stick and leaf litter
w
ithout incident


was gorgeous


even better


not one ****in


comment


from th peanut gallery

had th mp3 player

cranked UP

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was nice paulo

"i had fun"

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u want a bigger hill


nuthin to work th body round here

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a nice 5 k ride anyhow

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marko

my nephew


rode th same beast

clear out of th cul de sac

on his first attempt


today

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sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++

fathers day

was ncie to see my

nephew

one wheelin


we didnt go for any other ride

left his girls bike

safety bicycle at his mothers



we went to th dump instead

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bit of excitement

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1200 techniques
'karma'
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th bobcat roller

disintegrated
while we ewered rivin down th road and

th cover of th whole thing


bailed out

and




landed in th left lane of th road

we heard it depart

it masses over thirty kilo



fortunately noone hit it


little brother tied our load on

my comment was



he more interested in watchin his car race





go tot th dump and

haha ya lazy prick




th council workers found a

bunch of bags of fireworks

amongst th rubbish

some other bugger had dumped



never seen that before


we had a couple good giggles and


watched to see how many of em

pocketed em

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marko and paulo inside me

had a good yack and



made me miss my son today

less

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hey andrew

+++

did my heart good
to see marko


mount so confident on th wheel


a freemount and


sailed straight over th
gutter



no falls

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?
'smash it up'
+++

he's not quite
relaxed on it yet


ya gotta pick up a little

pace brother

+++

i only threw one broadslide on th wheel today

and th ****er stuck


"tyre pressure's wrong"

wot i got in it ?


'bout 27"

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machine gun fellatio
'full moon'
+++

more drugs over here

..
..
..

i didnt know
all that great hash we were smokin in th eighties was
laced with opium

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"ya knew about th heroin though"

he liked nice tasting dope


"wot a dealer he was"

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i gotta change my inflight music paulo

i know wot's gunna play next

"ok"

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stuck to th gravel

off th road

th whoel way past th cow pasture



is so much softer

to ride now



since we had four or five inches of rain

+++

sun's dropped

low enough


i can see
four fifths of **** all

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jimmy barnes
'i'd die to be with you tonight'
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not one little rock

not one patch of slippery gravel


changed th confident way

janie travelled thru th


wave

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yr a damn nice unicycle janie

i dont write it enough

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lives on my
car's passenger seat

it's her limo

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love th
twisting heads sensation


when ya jump off th
beaten path and

go cross country

just loves to go crazy ivan

+++

gotta be more careful in that park next time

cuttin between two trees that are

two feet apart


th water is still present


+++


but ya gotta stop at th water point

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machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
+++


smile


ok marko

we didnt get to th


redcliffe skatebowl today


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six months ridin

every day and


i reckon u'd go down th wall

beside me

+++


think


smooth


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if ya dont get grace
how can ya accurately place th wheel

at th right
approach angle

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what i dont get


is why to th eye

yr centre of gravity looks

lower


when ya ride my 26 inch beast

as opposed to th 24

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"th 24 got a monster tyre"

modified

+++

he prefers th real mountain unicycle paulo

"he'd trash th little one"


oh wrecker of bicycle frames

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tenacious d
'karate'
+++

smile

thanks computer



u can **** off now

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?
'track 5'
+++


alright computer
dont be a ****

+++
khia
'lick my pussy'
+++


hmm


a pussy is a ****

yr havin a lend of me

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budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
+++


hmm

+++

****er's on a roll

+++

i know
i'll just smoke some more drugs and ignore it

+++
do re mi
'track 13'
+++

easy as

+++

it's midnight in the outback and i

cant get my dick out of this kangaroo


better see if th mobile phone still works

hello flying doctor



i got a little problem

+++

australians all let us ring joice
cause she is young and

free

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robben ford and taj mahal
'rainy day, dream away'
+++

yr right computer

****in dreamin

no woman is free

+++

dream on

+++
arlo guthrie
'chilling of the evening'
+++

i dont go to bed that early man

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stupid ****in computer

+++

swear it had AI some days

+++


nice way to train my psychic gift thought it bee


the stoners bible

+++


it's back again paulie

+++


had a nice adventure with marko

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++

paulie

"thought u were callin me paulo now"


yeah but polly was about to play

"ok babe"

+++

shouldnt i

go back onto big number theory and


other ppl's random number generators

"only if i can hack media players song info"


wanna include it automatically

in my blog

+++

wot about embedded mp3 data

"they dont all have it"

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wot about queryin online database of songs ?

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U2
'i still havent found what i'm looking for'
+++

"can look into it"
"dont think so though"
"all u'd have is duration"

+++

? this not sound picture comparator talk

"jenny wants microsoft out of her experiment"

+++

? write her th ****in program

+++

i'd have to convert a HUGE pile of songs to mp3

? so, we started with batch files


"i'll download a better convertor"

? leave it with ya

+++


"i dont wanna replicate that random number generator"

i'll use someone elses


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am i right in this ?

"yr right"


"if we write th code"

"in basic"


"we know wot th ****er's doin"

+++

and have our functionality

+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt 1'
+++

oh no

we can write this one

no probs

+++

i will have to


put metadata in songs

that enter my system but


computer
sposed to make life easier


sick of typin song titles



"i'll google groups and"
"see if we cant nick data from media player"

+++
sugabaes
'overload'
+++

it's a graphical interface
we cant steal th data

from th window
so we've tried th users way of doin it

lessee th
programmatical way

+++

ran a couple or three
spy utilities


with windows media player

+++

paulo

dont download any more books tonight pls man


i gotta grab some code

+++

paulo's readin

explorer journals

+++

wot ya readin now man ?

Title: Artificial Light
Its Influence upon Civilization

+++

i found captain cook's diary a bit dry

th surgeons diary


on th first fleet was

way more interesting

+++

lovely thing th internet

+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++

hey bob

long gone now but

i lifted

**** i havent transferred it intra computer yet


bob marley's
'jammin'


my p2p software still

pirating songs

quite nicely thank you very much


bob;s dead isn;t he ?

aint hurtin him

+++

too many hard drives and

it's on th wrong one

+++

will i watch shamns of the amazon tonight

it's on telly


i'm a witchdoctor

with a quarter million confirmed kills


will i learn anything ?

+++
dire straights
'money for nothing'
+++

pay money
ya generally get nuthing


th biggest magic
comes from not payin money for it

+++

for every action
there's an equal

and opposite
reaction

+++

looked across and just saw a
scientist on th television

+++

changed stations

th sound's off

+++

hmm

another doctor type scientist

+++


more drugs over here


..
..
..

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midnight oil
'luritja way'
+++


midnight oil
to us was always


hash oil
yummie

+++

there are drugs and

there are


good drugs

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coffee time ...

..
..
..

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tatu
'all the things you said'
+++

smile


i asked marko

wot ya watchin ?

they watchin telly downstairs


tv

he replied


ah ya've got smartarse disease says i


where do ya get it and

can i have some


pls

smile



"****in teenagers"

+++

they're watchin terminator three

+++

come on
it's only a quarter million

i'll knock up tens of millions
it's part of predicting mass death

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train
'drops of jupiter'
+++

like when
drops of jupiter


drop thru th atmosphere and
we get giant tsunamis

+++

any real psychic knows

you see th future

backwards

+++

fail to understand


for every action there's an

equal and opposite reaction


to see ppl die in th future

u gotta ask for em to be dead

+++

"hmm"
"but does th observer **** with th observed"

+++



i dunno

"always"

+++

scuse i diary

guitar practise time


..
..
..

+++

doin some more complicated progression's today paulie

+++
ted mulry gang
'jump in my car'
+++

"unlike this song hey"

+++


smile

+++


"u still not singin much"

prefer a crowd

+++
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++

"after u;'ve danced on janie fr"

"a coupel hours first"

+++

well mostly

+++

i like dancin on one wheel in th gravel

+++

it's loose

ya gotta bee


smooth

+++

paulei i reckon

it's th dancin thru a big crowd

a big mall walking crowd


"it's not technically as hard"

"and"


"we havent been challenged in a city in years"

+++

tryin to predict whcih way the

mindless missiles are goin

"they;re called ppl jennifer"



it hones my gift


"so does this masturbatory experience"


writing a psychic blog


"all training tools"


operant conditioning


"both ways"

+++
kylie minogue
'chocolate'
+++

got a dud there i think paulie

doesnt relate to th last para at all


"less she goes both ways"

+++


sorry mini gooey

+++

it's th **** in me

called paulo

+++

it's all about positive
reinforcement right

+++
c+c music factory
'things that make you go hmmmm'
+++

nephew just peeled open th door

i'm droppin him to highschool in th mornin


he wants times


hashpipe in my hand and

smoke comin outta my mouth


hmmmm


+++

he knows i smoke th ganga

for my savages testicles

+++

source of yr power young man

+++

i asked him three times

to tie th load down


he ties th best knots

anythjin i'm squeelin about


generally means


somethin




yr truckie hitch let go little brother




fortunately th ancient

hand operated forklift

stayed on th trailer


but th bobcat implement

self destructed


i had a small smile



so young fella [the nephew]



wasnt i into him about


tyin th ropes



normally just leave it to im

+++

oh yeah man

my car ran out at th pump


again


two weeks ago

+++
city high
'15 will get you 20'
+++


?

"14"

+++

ok

i guess

think yr reaching

"have to sometimes"

+++

i wanna go logon th net and bee wicked paulo


"yeah alright"

"later psychic blog"

"dont do anything i wouldnt do"


and if ya do
get pictures

..
..
..

pirate jenny
"the land surfer"
+++
p.s.

we give th computer th last word still ?

"yeah why not"


"stops us arguin over th last word"

+++
U2
'desire'