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  #11  
Old April 10th 19, 10:50 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 10/04/2019 07:31, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be
a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians
just walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.


It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.


I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.


That is debatable.
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  #12  
Old April 10th 19, 09:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be
a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians
just walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.


It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.


I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.


So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P and ends in aedophile.


  #13  
Old April 10th 19, 11:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_11_]
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On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be
a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians
just walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.


I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.


So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P and ends in aedophile.


You never studied any Greek, did you?

  #14  
Old April 11th 19, 05:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be
a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians
just walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.


So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P and ends in aedophile.


You never studied any Greek, did you?


OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.



  #15  
Old April 11th 19, 05:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Went for a walk

Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.


You never studied any Greek, did you?


OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.


You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.


  #16  
Old April 11th 19, 05:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,198
Default Went for a walk

On Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 5:42:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.

You never studied any Greek, did you?


OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.


You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.


You have said all cyclists are children.

  #17  
Old April 12th 19, 12:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_11_]
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Posts: 56
Default Went for a walk

On 11/04/2019 17:53, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 5:42:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.

You never studied any Greek, did you?

OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.


You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.


You have said all cyclists are children.


Have you ever encountered the concept of grasping at straws?


  #18  
Old April 12th 19, 04:35 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,198
Default Went for a walk

On Friday, April 12, 2019 at 12:20:13 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 11/04/2019 17:53, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 5:42:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.

You never studied any Greek, did you?

OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.

You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.


You have said all cyclists are children.


Have you ever encountered the concept of grasping at straws?


Yes, it is what you do rather than grow a pair and admit you are wrong.
  #19  
Old April 12th 19, 05:29 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_11_]
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Posts: 56
Default Went for a walk

On 12/04/2019 16:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, April 12, 2019 at 12:20:13 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 11/04/2019 17:53, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 5:42:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.

You never studied any Greek, did you?

OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.

You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.

You have said all cyclists are children.


Have you ever encountered the concept of grasping at straws?


Yes, it is what you do rather than grow a pair and admit you are wrong.


Surely it is the modus of those who pretentiously use foreign words
whose meanings they don't understand, DelBoy?
  #20  
Old April 12th 19, 11:18 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,198
Default Went for a walk

On Friday, April 12, 2019 at 5:29:32 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 12/04/2019 16:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, April 12, 2019 at 12:20:13 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 11/04/2019 17:53, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 5:42:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, April 10, 2019 at 11:43:42 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 10/04/2019 21:34, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:31:51 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did
not see them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area.
The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as
always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the
usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock
thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most
pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't.

I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.

It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.

I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

So you are an adult who accosts children in a public park with a
sharpened chisel.
I think there is a word for people like you and in begins with P
and ends in aedophile.

You never studied any Greek, did you?

OK so he's not a paedophile, merely a child abuser.

You mentioned children, I did not.
Think about that, you creep.

You have said all cyclists are children.

Have you ever encountered the concept of grasping at straws?


Yes, it is what you do rather than grow a pair and admit you are wrong.


Surely it is the modus of those who pretentiously use foreign words
whose meanings they don't understand, DelBoy?


Can you supply an example of this?

 




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